Sarah Palin Is A Stupid Hispanic Liar


It has been decided: Sarah Palin is a stupid liar. Case closed and its time we all moved on.

Leftist elites across the board have weighed in on Sarah Palin’s IQ and have reached a consensus – which means its now an accepted fact: Sarah Palin is just too dumb to ever be taken seriously.

HLN host and “The View” panelist Joy Behar, who we know speaks for all Americans, calls Palin “incoherent.” Behar gave the masses the benefit of her insightful views on Palin’s recent interviews, proclaiming

“It wasn’t just one interview. It was a series of incoherent sentences and lack of any kind of — it was, I’m sorry, Ann,” Behar said. “She’d never — her syntax alone would drive you crazy.”

So there you have it – either Sarah Palin is too stupid to live or Behar is suffering from waxy yellow build-up. Which, by the way, will be covered under Obama’s proposed health care bill. Whew.

Besides being too stupid to live, comedian George Lopez tells us that Palin is also a Hispanic. On his HBO special,  Lopez stated,

“There are a lot of politicians that would be Latinos and a lot now who are Latino. Sarah Palin, Latina. Believe me. She’s got all the signs. She works and her husband don’t.”

Lopez’s faulty grammar, by the way, isn’t stupid – its cutting edge. And in case you haven’t heard, Lopez knows for a fact that Palin’s husband Todd is a bum and Behar agrees with her. Who knew?

Meanwhile, Palin’s media impersonator, Tina Fey, imparted these words of wisdom.

“They recently made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and then this same adult actress, Lisa Ann, played me in a porn parody of ‘30 Rock’ … And weirdly of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy.”

Its pretty hard not to believe Fey’s utterly convincing words, especially considering her own foreign policy experience and the fact that she is paid to impersonate Palin.

In addition to being a stupid Hispanic, we are told that Sarah is also a liar. We have that on very good authority from Harvard Ph.D. Bella DePaulo, a self proclaimed ‘expert’ in lying.

“From my post as an outside observer, it seems to me that Sarah Palin doesn’t care much about the truth. In that way, she is a very special liar.”

DePaulo failed to cite any specific lies, but with her credentials, she doesn’t need to. And since this expert opinion appeared in Psychology Today, it must be true.

DePaulo finished off with a cheery, “I do love the irony of Palin flaunting her authenticity with lies.” Ouch.

If you don’t understand the poignancy, erudition and brilliance of that last jab, its probably because you haven’t gone to Harvard. Which means you, too, are stupid. Well, maybe not as stupid as Palin. Maybe you’re just unenlightened.

Now that elite progressives have told us everything we need to know about Palin, they’ve decided to move the national conversation to more weighty matters, such as: Did Ricky Hollywood use too much pancake makeup at a recent GQ party? Inquiring elite minds want to know.