Vanity Fair’s Gossip-Girl Digs at Sarah Palin

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In the October issue of Vanity Fair now on newsstands, Michael Gross reverts to junior high school to issue gossip-girl digs at Sarah Palin. Next up in Vanity Fair: “Sarah Palin Super Stuck Up; Thinks She’s All That.”

Gross dramatically reveals, for example, that her speech in Wichita, Kan., was “basically the same speech she gave 18 hours earlier to the Tea Party group in Independence (Mo.).”

A politician repeated lines in a speech? You must be kidding! Hello, Ripley’s? No, you cannot put me on hold. This is a worldwide exclusive. I’m sitting on a powder keg here.

Gross also apparently believes Vanity Fair readers will be tickled, rather than appalled by this story about Palin:

“Sometimes when she went out in public, people were unkind. Once, while shopping at Target, a man saw Palin and hollered, ‘Oh my God! It’s Tina Fey! I love Tina Fey!’ When other shoppers started laughing, the governor parked her cart, walked out of the store, and drove away.” (That jackass was lucky Sarah didn’t have her moose rifle with her.)

A random encounter with a rude, abusive jerk in public is supposed to make her look bad? Liberals have really lost their minds about Palin. They’d laugh if someone hit her with a baseball bat.

Gross also includes a strange exegesis about Palin’s tipping. It seems an unnamed bellman at an unnamed Midwestern hotel “waited up until past midnight for Palin and her entourage to check in — and then got no tip at all for 10 bags.”

First of all, what does Gross’ imaginary bellboy think the entire Palin family and their assistants and aides were doing until after midnight? Bowling? Playing beer-pong at a local pub? They’ve been traveling — with kids — all day, arriving after midnight, and the only thing he can think about is how he had to stay up past midnight.

Assuming the story is true, which I do not, why is it Palin’s fault no tip was given? According to the bellboy, there must have been at least half a dozen people in her group. Palin is the “talent.” Other than Trig, she’s the last person who should be held responsible for the tip.

Gross was just getting warmed up with the bellboy. “The same went for the maids who cleaned Palin’s rooms in both places,” he reveals in a worldwide exclusive: “no tip whatsoever.”

I think most normal people reading that aren’t thinking about Palin, they’re thinking, “Wait — do I tip maids?”

I don’t on principle, unless I’ve stayed several nights or left a dead body in the room. Even then, it depends on the size of the body. I also don’t leave a tip for the guy who put batteries in the TV remote, the hotel buyer who chose the nice soaps, or the interior decorator who designed the room. That’s what I’m buying: a clean, functional room for one night.

Also fantastic is Gross’ conspiracy theory on why no one in Alaska will talk to him about Palin.

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  • marysduby

    The Liberal progressives are the sick cruel people–

  • Tina Helmuth

    The sad thing is that with SOOO many people out of work, these 2 nitwits actually make money selling this drivel…ROCK on Sarah..nothing these morons can say will ever change my mind !!

  • davarino

    If the republican party doesnt like Sarah then that tells me she is a real gem and I like her. You know, now that I think of it, the republican party didnt like Ronald Reagan either, so Sarah you keep doing what you do, please.

  • Gamaliel Isaac

    Just how nuts the left wing maniacs are about Sarah Palin can be seen here. http://www.mypracticalphilosophy.com/sarahpalin.h

  • zblaroche

    I Love sarah paline she the best today from a french guy ,
    this is why the stupid people from the left , they don`t like
    sarah the hope of america from the real people of europe
    save us from islamisation .
    thank you america

  • Lori

    Sarah Just keeps moving Forth that is why The people of Hate do not Understand! She Seems to have No fear! And that Is what America needs! Snoopy People Have nothing else to do but Look at what others do and Imagine they Know, Than tell others Stories about Each other as well as the person they fear! It seems like Sarah Always shows! not says! excuse Me! So Folks that Is Freedom walking not just talking! Who Has Time For Petty Talk?

    • badaboo

      That's right , the freedom to be as stupid as you wanna be …..you go girl !!!

  • guest

    I much prefer the high brow talk from the right. "Obama's not American, he's, like, from Hawaii! He's all anti-colonial and stuff, whatever that means."

    • tony

      It's great to see someone quoting him/herself. Well done.

    • Wideband

      Typical lib. Has no point to make, so they make stuff up. It's a wonder they restrained themselves from calling Palin a name.

  • USMCSniper

    Michael Gross was a typical panty waist mommy's boy who grew up to become an effete omega male that cannot tolerate strong women and so he still reverts to the equivalent of the childish prattle of "Mommy, I throwed mud on her!" That is what his article says to me.

  • Mikeymojo

    I used to travel for a living and never tipped a maid. I guess Mr Gross is attacking me too. I feel so guilty for all those maids I stiffed over the years. How will I ever live with the shame?

    As for no one talking to him, maybe he mentioned he was with Vanity Fair. I had to go to wikipedia just to see what it was about because I thought it was just a fasion rag. Alaskans probably tend to dress practically and fashion is far from practical. Here in Michigan, I laugh at idiots wearing designer coats and fancy shoes in winter.

  • Mikeymojo

    Test

  • Mikeymojo

    OK, I must have used a forbidden word in my last attempt to post.

  • Mikeymojo

    I give up. I've cut the post as much as I can. It's not offensive but I haven't been able to figure out which word is triggering the auto mod.

  • badaboo

    All anyone need do , is just let Palin make appearences and open her mouth… lol….whatever criticisms Gross may add , are basically irrelevent .

  • Beverley

    Vanity Fair be careful I won't buy you anymore. Just like I don't buy Time anymore.

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