As you Enjoy Super Bowl, Remember It’s Just Corporate Trap to Distract You From How You’re Being Screwed by Evil Capitalist Elites


I wonder if The Ayatollah of Anti-American Hate, Noam Chomsky, is watching the Super Bowl right now?

His views on sports, which are as crackpot as his thinking on everything else, but to which I — as a non-sports person — still hold a sliver of affection:

In fact, I have the habit when I’m driving of turning on these radio call-in programs, and it’s striking when you hear the ones about sports. They have these groups of sports reporters, or some kind of experts on a panel, and people call in and have discussions with them. First of all, the audience obviously is devoting an enormous amount of time to it all. But the more striking fact is, the callers have a tremendous amount of expertise, they have detailed knowledge of all kinds of things, they carry on these extremely complex discussions…

…And when you look at the structure of them, they seem like a kind of mathematics. It’s as though people want to work out mathematical problems, and it they don’t have calculus and arithmetic, they work them out with other structures…And what all these things look like is that people just want to use their intelligence somehow…

Well, in our society we have things that you might use your intelligence on, like politics, but people really can’t get involved in them in a very serious way — so what they do is put their minds to other things, such as sports. You’re trained to be obedient; you don’t have an interesting job; there’s no work around for you that’s creative; in the cultural environment you’re a passive observer of usually pretty tawdry stuff…So what’s left?

…And I suppose that’s also one of the basic functions it serves society in general: it occupies the populations, and it keeps them from trying to get involved with things that really matter. In fact, I presume that’s part of the reason why spectator sports are supported to the degree they are by the dominant institutions.

It’s hard to find a clearer example of Chomsky the Conspiracist Crank. Yes, sports are a corporate plot to distract you from rising up against your oppressors. *Sigh*