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LAST CALL: Gibbs’ Chubby Inner Child, Paying Bills vs. Cancer, Irony Emissions Killing Environment

Posted By Karen Northon On February 9, 2010 @ 10:28 pm In NewsReal Blog | No Comments

A DAILY WRAP-UP OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE STORIES OF THE DAY

Still Just the Bitter Fat Kid on the Playground

Robert Gibbs is a shell of a man still tormented by his self-loathing, chubby inner child.  Lori Ziganto takes a few jabs at the petty Press Secretary, but stops short of taking his lunch money.

The Horrors of Personal Responsibility

Sandra Lee calls out the liberal freeloader mentality at The Nation. The socialist rag posted a Tweet that suggested paying one’s bills is worse than cancer. Probably posted by a TN writer via Blackberry while waxing philosophic with Leo Tolstoy’s ghost in a bar in St. Petersburg.

“Then, we’re off to Haiti.”

That’s Tahiti.  Riiiiight. (Movie reference.) Anyway, today PopEater tells us Angelina Jolie is heading to Haiti. She is one of very few in Hollywood who do more to help others than just sign checks payable to charities. Still, my first thought was, “How can we convince more Hollywood celebs to head to an island somewhere outside the U.S. – and stay there?”

Does Irony Cause Global Warming?

Because if it does, I’m going to start trading in the Irony Credits market – make myself rich in no time while doing my part to save the world from the threat of excessive Irony Emissions. The source of my investment inspiration? This headline - Blizzard Rearranges Climate Change Announcement. Check out the full story at Washington Wire.


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