No one ever said that jihadists have to be mature. According to The Jerusalem Post, the police in Judea and Samaria are receiving 30-40,000 prank phone calls from Palestinians per month, forcing them to install screening software and to train their staff on how to distinguish fake calls from real ones. The police say that without the software, they’d receive between 90,000 and 100,000 “abusive” calls.
“With 50-60 percent of all calls coming into headquarters being abusive, and operators fielding an average of 1,500 bogus calls a month, Carmeli said the problem has “really harmed our ability to respond to calls. New operators are insulted when they’re told to screw their sisters. Years ago, we would answer the calls by introducing ourselves, but this has stopped because harassers would call back pretending to be friends and asking for operators by name, and it became uncomfortable.”
In related news, Israel is developing a rapid-response team to counter the latest offensive of wedgies, wet willies, purple nurples, and swirlies terrorizing their country. When a Palestinian spokesperson was asked for comment, he responded by sticking his fingers in his ears and repeatedly saying, “I can’t hear you, la la la la, I can’t hear you, la la la la.”
Ryan Mauro is the founder of WorldThreats.com and a regular contributor to FrontPage Magazine.