Joy Behar Coven Declares that Having Children is “Littering”


I am never surprised to hear something crass and unintellectual come out of the mouth of Ms. Joy Behar, co-host of the The View. In fact, if she ever said something gracious or fair-minded I would probably die from the shock. So listening to her chide women for being so slavish and unfashionable as to have children, came as no surprise. Joy and a coven of other sanctimonious, so-called liberal, didactic “women”, let down their bad haircuts and dug their New York knives a little deeper into the heartland of America. Having children, according to the Lady Macbeth club, is tantamount to “littering”.

“I would, while it was smiling in my face, /Have pluck’d my nipple from his boneless gums,/ and dash’d the brains out.” Lady Macbeth

It is a remarkable, ”Did I just say that out loud?” kind of segment to watch. These women, so comfortable in their shared convictions, give the viewer a frightening look into dark machinations of the feminist mind.

Ms. Behar, whose intellect is so superior to the rest of us that she thought “Black Friday” was a racial slur, asked the panel the following super brainy question. “Do you think that some women make the choice to have kids cause they can’t think of anything else to do?” To which the panel responds with unanimous and emphatic agreement. The Biological Anthropologist, (which is a fancy term for Abortion Propagandist), Helen Fisher, is the one who delivers the line that  people who have multiple children are “littering.” She goes on to shock the listener with the statement that “There are too many people on this planet to begin with.” Have I lost you with all of this high brow information? I know! I’ve never heard anyone say that before either! She is just sooooooo, soooooooo smart. She is a college professor.

If your brain isn’t already aching from this stimulating content, panelist Laura Scott , the woman with the hair that is significantly shorter on one side than the other and author of “Two is Enough,” goes on to inform us that we humans have evolved to the point that the question of ”When are we gonna have kids has morphed into should we have kids.” Darn, that is clever! I wish someone would have told me all of this before I had my kids! Yeah, that’s right. I have overpopulated and littered the world with icky, dirty children. I have deprived myself of a happy, fulfilling adult life free from the parasitic humans that stole my DNA and infested my body. I could have been somebody! I could have been just like Joy and worn Medusa hair and and a sour expression. Instead I am stuck with bright eyed children that throw their arms around my neck and tell me that they love me. Oh the humanity! Thank you Joy for explaining the ugly truth of parenthood to all of us old fashioned moms.

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