How To Behave During an Islamic Massacre

Andrew Klavan is here again with some sensitivity training, absolutely free.  When pastor-slash-attention-seeking-kook Terry Jones committed the crude and nasty act of burning the Koran, Muslims in Afghanistan responded with thoughtful discussions and debates about the unpleasant edges of free expression…  Whoops, just kidding!  In fact, they cut people’s heads off!  Sort of a different culture, huh.  And you know what that means.  Right!  We have to learn how to treat blood-crazed Islamic madmen with respect and tolerance.  So here are some tips…

Backgrounds by the scimitar-wielding Justin al Folk.

  • Mike

    Minor point, they don't hate us for our freedoms, they hate us because Islam commands them to hate us.

    Let's let "Death to Allah" be our rallying cry.

  • RobCary

    Excellent Andrew!!

  • Dispozovdaburka

    There are more non-muslims than muslims.
    Just have to coordinate our priorities
    collectively realize
    and actively inform
    the American public.
    about the real conciousness of Islam.

  • Richard

    Well done Andrew! I got a good laugh out of this one. I think that's the difference between a person of mature politics and the Left: The mature person sees this as the satire it was meant to be while the humorless Left misses the point completely.

  • tpartisupporter

    This situation is getting overwhelming. Let's not forget Jesus plea to pray for our enemies. A good book to read is "Tortured for Christ by Richard Wurmbrand" We are definitely battling an evil regime.

  • nunyainct

    In addition to Christians having to "tolerate" the crucifix in a vat of urine, and the Virgin Mary smeared with elephant dung , we have further capitulation and appeasement of Islam by the Yale University Press which had published the book, The Cartoons that Shook the World, which was about the fatwa of death issued on the Dutch cartoonists who had drawn 12 editorial depictions of Muhammad. The most famous, a simple drawing of Muhammad with a bomb coming out of a turban. Not one of the 12 cartoons were published.

  • RiverFred


  • Questions

    Muslims are the essence of Underman — violent, stupid, physically ugly, intellectually uncurious, and prone to bouts of collective public hysteria masquerading as "morality." Yes, Christians and Jews have their own version of this type, but among Muslims, it's the rule rather than the exception.

  • Fred Dawes

    I love it, and that is what its all about Freedom and the ideas of removing freedom with alot of help from that Butt stink Obama aka Barry Soetoro, he will make our right our human rights disappear into a third world monkey house real soon.
    About princples and anything cultural WE ALL TOSS THAT AWAY many years ago.
    All white Americans will soon understand what real pain is and what real race hate means.

  • voted against carter

    ' TAQIYYA '
    Do your own research about it if you don't know what this means.

    Islam IS EVIL. PERIOD.

    Islam strives for world domination.

    The Quran commands Muslims to exercise jihad.

    The Quran commands Muslims to establish shariah law.

    The Quran commands Muslims to impose Islam on the entire world.

    Islam is NOT a religion, it IS a totalitarian ideology.

    Islam wants to dominate all aspects of life, from the cradle to the grave.

    Shariah law is a law that controls every detail of life in a Islamic society.

    From civic- and family law to criminal law.

    It determines how one should eat, dress and even use the toilet.

    Oppression of women is good, drinking alcohol is bad.

    The core of the Quran is the call to jihad.

    Jihad means a lot of things and is Arabic for battle.

    Islam means submission, there cannot be any mistake about its goal.

    Islam and freedom, Islam and democracy are not compatible.

    They are opposite values.

    Mohamed's "wife" was six years old.

    That makes Mohamed a PEDOPHILE!!!

    And you want to base a "Religion" on this a z z -holes rantings?

    Are you INSANE?

    • Fred Dawes

      you are right but if our pigs in power want islam here ruling us like cows it will happen, only some would stand up and be killed fighting this evil ass Religion.

  • debarrio

    Klaven covers his own cowardly ass by throwing out a PC and irrelevant insult at “Juvenile Attention Seeker” Terry Jones. WHO ARE YOU To judge his motives? Do you know his heart? He has two things YOU (Klaven) don’t have. BALLS. Big deal, you put out your little insignificant videos seen by approximately 375 people who already agree with you anyway. You accomplish nothing except making your own cowardly ass feel better. Jone’s actions has allowed the entire country to witness Dhimmitude in action, not to mention getting a court to rule that Islam is inherently violent, and therefore, must be coddled like that kid that sends you to the corn field in the Twilight Zone. What courage you have. If this is the front line in the fight against Sharia in America, I better get my kid signed up for Arabic lessons.

  • The Bear

    In the end they will loose, do what the savior wants us to do. Love one another as he loves us. Do good to them that seek to destroy you. Remember Desert Storm. What happened during our troops evening prayers? Some serious food for thought. Don't hate for that is the way of the devil. You don't have to lay down for them, but don't give them the energy that they seek. the negative energy comes from the devil and they feed on it, rwemove it and you have won the day.

  • Regina

    lol)..this was a riot..nice work!!

  • EriK

    I want this to be a tv spot. Preferably during the Super Bowl or something so millions can see it. :]

    Wear your fatwa against you as a badge of pride. You stood up against Satan's very own religion. Whether you believe in him or not.

    But do check out these verses: Ephesians 6:10-20

  • Isidor Moos

    Would anyone agree with me if I said “One blood no soul”? What does this mean? Many muslims have a good deal of Jewish blood due to forced conversions. A forced conversion generally involves distruction of places of worship and slaughter of all but virgin females. What happens to the virgin females you can well imagine. As a result, our sons of Abraham cousins share a common lineage but their °faith° in the barbaric death cult that is Islam as incited by their leaders, religious and secular, top to bottom, destroys their souls. Now is the time for Israel to be a light unto the nations. For many a welcome light. For others, that light is going to be very very very bright.