As a member in good standing of Tiny Satiric Commentator’s Local #456, I understand that private sector unions are a necessary evil in a world in which fat plutocrats bathe in their own money while smoking cigars–a patent fire hazard. But the public sector union is a different kind of animal altogether, a ravening beast with a single red eye and fangs dripping the blood of devoured state budgets. Or something. Anyway, I am here once again to explain it all to you in under four minutes–after which, by union rules, I get a six hour break.
Justin Folk of Lunatic Video Guy Local #137 provides the lunatic video: