How to Properly Boycott the Jewish People

A short time ago, Arabian speeches at the U.N. urged the Arab World to boycott everything that originates with the Jewish people. In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offers to assist them in their boycott as follows:

“Any Arab who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew. If an Arab suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

An Arab who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube. Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Cocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil. If an Arab has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If an Arab has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege. Arabs with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate. Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew. Should an Arab chilld get Diptheria, he must refrain from the “Schick” reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

Arabs should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram. They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

Arabs must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease. Arab doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.

In short, good and loyal Arabs properly and fittingly remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mential Disorders, Polio, Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.”

  • Karl

    oh yeah ? Then Jews should be forced to boycott all of the wonderful discoveries by Arabs. Such as ….. uh ….. ummm …… I've got one !! .. no, wait .. nevermind, that wasn't an Arab. I'll have to get back to you on this.

    • anonymous

      Algebra. That is an Arab invention.


      • The_Lord_Regent

        Unlikely. They probably stole it from the Indians, as they did the "Arabic" number system.

        • Patty

          Umm…C'mon take it easy on the Arabs…its not easy to live in the desert with sand stuck up your behind and constant camel nagging…

    • Maccalusso

      Thank God for the Chosen Ones! Without them we'd never had the atomic bomb, two world wars and millions slaughtered. What a blessed gift to mankind these Ashkenazi jews are!

      "Thanks to the terrible power of our International Banks, we have forced the Christians into wars without number. Wars have a special value for Jews, since Christians massacre each other and make more room for us Jews. Wars are the Jews harvest, for with them we wipe out the Christians and get control of their gold. We have already killed 100‑million of them, and the end is not yet." – Chief Rabbi in France, in 1859, Rabbi Reichorn

      "We must use terror, assassination, land confiscation and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." – Israel Koenig, The Koenig Memorandum

      "All of the Palestinians must be killed; men, women, infants and even their beasts." – Rabbi Yisrael Rosen, director Tsomet Institute, Israeli Haaretz, 3/26/2008

      "If we want to remain alive, we will have to kill and kill and kill. All day, every day. If we don't kill we will cease to exist." – Israeli Prof. Arnon Sofer of Haifa University, Jerusalem Post

  • Cicereaux

    Algebra was discovered by the Greeks. A mathematician by the name of Diophantus wrote a series of books called Arithmetica, which explain algebraic equations.

    Mohammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi introduced "algebra" to the Arabic world by explaining Indian mathematics in his "Book on the Addition and Subtraction after the Method of the Indians."

    So yes, algebra is an Arabic word. It means "restoration." However, the Arabs did not invent it.

  • fmobler

    Here are excerpts from the al-Khwarizmi bio entry at San Jose State University's "Virtual Museum: The History of Mathematics, Science, and Technology: A Culturally Affirming View" (I'm not kidding, that is what they call themselves) :

    Muhammad Bin Musa Al-Khwarizmi, mathematician, astronomer, and geographer, was born in a small town south of the river Oxus in Persia (Kheva, a place located in what is present day Uzbekistan) around 770. His family name indicates that he was from Khwarizm and that one of his ancestors was a Magus, or priest of Zoroaster. Although little is known about Al-Khwarizmi, he was one of the most influential of all Arab mathematicians.

    [Didn't you just tell us he was not an Arab. Muslim = Arab, apparently.]

    Al-Khwarizmi's most recognized work, and one that is so named after him, is the mathematical concept Algorithm. The modern meaning of the word relates to a specific routine for solving a particular problem. Today, people use algorithms to do addition and long division, principles that are found in Al-Khawarizmi's text written over 2000 years ago.

    [I know the culturally affirming thing to do is to credit Arabs with everything produced by everyone conquered by Islam. Still, giving a non-Arab, Muslim 8th century mathematician credit for writing stuff 700 years earlier is maybe a stretch. OTOH, Abraham, Moses and Jesus were all Muslim prophets, so I suppose we should give credit where it is due. Thanks Arab people.]

    By the way SJSU's earnest little museum is at Check you what your public universities produce.

    • Vbrody

      Persians are not Arabs.

  • DON

    All Arab and/or Islamic countries should give up the right to use peaceful nuclear power because that was a by-product of the Manhattan Project, whose ultimate purpose was to create a fissionable bomb! The majority of scientists employed on this massive project were Jews! Finally, all Arab and/or Islamic countries (i.e. Pakistan) should not possess nuclear weapons because without Jewish scientists, this technology would never have come to fruition!

  • fmobler

    If you are interested in well written and well sourced bios of mathematicians, I recommend
    the History of Math site at St. Andrews: The al-Khwarizmi entry is quite balanced and is no "culturally sensitive" hagiography. It enjoys the added benefit of a bit of understated snark "He [Harun al-Rashid] tried to establish the intellectual disciplines which at that time were not flourishing in the Arabic world."

  • anonymous

    Arabs are people who speak Arabic. Jews are people who practice the Jewish faith. You can be an Arab Jew, and you can be a non-Muslim Arab, and you can be a non-Arab Muslim. This article conflates Israel with Judaism, Arabness with Islam, and an anti-Israeli boycott into some sort of anti-Jewish campaign of hate.

    • MixMChess

      Sorry the effort to delegitimize and demonize Israel is plainly antisemitic. To deny Jews alone among all peoples the right to self-determination in their historical and legal homeland reeks of racism and antisemitism.

      • anonymous

        Words of a wise man…Thank you.

  • bernieg1

    The text in the article has a few errors, misspellings of names, incorrect attributions and a few outright fabrications which I corrected in my article Avoiding Jewish Products May Kill You

  • guest

    Hey Mohammed, how's this one workin' for ya?

  • LastResort

    Insulin was discovered by professor Nicolae Paulescu, not by some dumb jew, you uneducated monkey.

    • Richard Schwartz

      If you were intelligent enough to read and understand the English language, you will have seen that the author never indicated that Oscar Minkowski discovered insulin. Minkowski did major research with dogs and proved that the pancreas was responsible for controlling and regulating the amount of sugar in the blood. Now, why don’t you be a nice guy and write a letter of apology, place it in an envelope, fold it in half…..and shove it up your butt. Richie S.

  • len1man

    The list should include also nuclear weapons and reactors taking roots in energy/mass equivalence, a discovery by a Jew, Albert Einstein.