10 Leftists Who Need Condolences on the Death of Their Hero Osama bin Laden

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5. Helen Thomas

Jobless and now losing a fellow anti-Semite, Helen Thomas must be in the depths of despair. Thomas has never made any secret of her hatred for Israel and support of Hamas and can always be counted on to give the Hezbollah point of view, as the late, great Tony Snow so wonderfully pointed out. The final straw that sent Thomas to the unemployment line was her caught-on-video statement regarding the Jews and her view they should return to Germany and Poland.


Unfortunately for us, Thomas couldn’t be persuaded to return to Lebanon from where her parents immigrated. With the depth of feeling Thomas has in her shriveled little heart for members of terrorist organizations, bin Laden’s death is sure to hit her hard.

Send your sympathy greetings to helent@hearstdc.com.

4. Jane Fonda

Considering how much Jane Fonda hates America and Americans at war, as evidenced by her traitorous activity in Vietnam including but not limited to posing with anti-aircraft guns that killed Americans and lying about the conditions in which our prisoners of war were kept, we’re fairly certain Fonda is a sad sack upon hearing a fellow America-hater is dead. People who hate America tend to stick together.

Not only does Fonda love the commies, but she’s BFFs with Code Pink’s Jodie Evans who personally traveled to Afghanistan and met with leaders of the Taliban! Good gracious! It makes one dizzy just thinking about the audacity of these dopes.

Fonda is also a Palestinian sympathizer who once scheduled a meeting with Yassir Arafat. And even worse:

[J]ust days after terrorists had killed some 3,000 people on 9/11, Fonda said that instead of retaliation, the U.S. should try to understand the “underlying reasons” behind the murderous attacks.

The retaliation must be tearing her up inside.

To comfort Fonda in her time of sorrow, send your e-sympathy greeting to her on Twitter (@JaneFonda).

3. Noam Chomsky

It’s time to play “Guess Who Said It!” Your choices are Noam Chomsky or Osama bin Laden.

We should not forget that the U.S. itself is a leading terrorist state.

If you guessed bin Laden, you would be wrong. Chomsky, a self-described anarchist and general America-hater is probably working furiously on a manifesto indicting the United States for breaking international law by killing bin Laden right now. Chomsky has been highly critical of the American response to Islamic terrorism and frequently downplays the 9/11 attacks:

Chomsky dismisses the atrocity of 9/11 as one that was dwarfed in magnitude by Bill Clinton’s 1998 missile attack on a factory in the Sudan following the bombings of two U.S. embassies by al Qaeda, in which no one was injured.

Telling an MIT audience of 2,000 that the U.S. military response against the terrorists in Afghanistan was a calculated “genocide” that would cause the deaths of 3 to 4 million Afghanis, Chomsky denounced America as “the world’s greatest terrorist state.” He also traveled to the Muslim world to repeat the charges of U.S. genocide and terror to millions in Islamabad and New Delhi.

Not surprising. It’s likely that Chomsky has a pretty big soft spot for bin Laden after the murderous terrorist praised him as “one of the most capable” citizens of the United States. He could definitely use an e-card and probably some tissues.

Send sympathetic musings to chomsky@mit.edu.

2. Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn

Pentagon bomber and attempted cop-killer Bill Ayers joined Code Pink in their protest in Gaza against the Israeli blockade when Hamas was lobbing mortars into Israel. It’s pretty interesting how connected everyone on this list is. I bet they’ve all been to the same cocktail party a time or two where they tell Bush jokes and plot to subvert the Constitution. Ayers and his terrorist wife Bernardine Dohrn must be singing the bin Laden blues. He did what they had plotted unsuccessfully to do. You can’t tell me they weren’t pleased as pie to watch the Pentagon go up in smoke. These are the same people who thought Charles Manson, who randomly and brutally killed a pregnant Sharon Tate, her husband and their friends for no reason other than he is a complete psycho, was a freedom fighter.

“First they killed those pigs, then they ate dinner in the same room with them, then they even shoved a fork into the victim’s stomach! Wild!” In greeting each other, delegates to the war council often spread their fingers to signify the fork.

Ayers is famous for equally alarming statements.

Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, Kill your parents.

Osama bin Laden is clearly a kindred spirit with these two American terrorists and I assume, much like their unwavering love for communist dictators, bin Laden won’t be left out of their list of “greats.”

To send your regards, contact Ayers and Dohrn at bayers@uic.edu.

1. Louis Farrakhan

Often called the craziest bastard on earth (okay, maybe just by me), Louis Farrakhan tops the list of those who are mourning the death of the last craziest bastard on earth. (It is also important to note that Farrakhan and Bill Ayers live in Obama’s Chicago neighborhood. Coincidence? Or have we at last located the doorway to Hell right in the heart of Hyde Park? Somebody alert George Noory!)

Now that bin Laden is dead, Farrakhan can take his place in the outrageous Jew-hating category.

Some of you think that I’m just somebody who’s got something out for the Jewish people. You’re stupid. Do you think I would waste my time if I did not think it was important for you to know Satan? My job is to pull the cover off of Satan so that he will never deceive you and the people of the world again.

Losing a soul-brother like bin Laden is going to leave a serious hole in Farrakhan’s pool of resources for new material against Jews. Luckily, he still has his alien friends.

You can reach out to him via Twitter (@TheOfficialHMLF).

Leave your suggestions in the comment section for other leftists who could use our comfort and sympathy as they mourn the death of their terrorist hero, Osama bin Laden.

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  • Jim


    • skeptik


      Baby, you are ultra, m—– f—— hip!! Who thought fascists were out of it? "Word"!!! Baby, you are too much.

      • Bugs

        word to yo mutha

  • Steve Chavez

    11. University Students and Professors! Here at the University of New Mexico, there are letters to the editor to the Daily Lobo (dailylobo.com), a pure left-wing newspaper that doesn't hide its activism in articles and editorials, that started yesterday with a Muhajer Romero saying that UBL was a former CIA agent who was killed but now it's "time to go after his Masters!"

    We all know that universities are the breeding grounds for Leftist brainwashing and the people mentioned above were no doubt a product of those classroom lessons taught by professors who grew up SPITTING on our returning soldiers so they teach their gullible and naive to do the same today as well as siding with every enemy of the United States!

    • Soylent Green


      I think you're giving most of them too much credit. I doubt that many of these 'intellectuals' actually graduated from high school, much less college.

  • Amy L

    Please send a special condolence note to Neve Gordon, Israel's leading anti-Semite and al-Qaeda afficionado
    at ngordon@bgu.ac.il

  • Justins Nightmare

    I really think that one of the most deserving Osamists who should be getting a condolence card is the "rightwing" anti-Semite and Neo-Nazi Justin Raimondo, owner of the pro-jihad and anti-American pro-war "antiwar.com" web site.

    Send it to Adolf Raimondo here: editor@antiwar.com

    • Questions

      Justin Raimondo is a classic example of how the far Right and the far Left converge on a single point. If there are U.S. interests to defend, they oppose them. The man radiates hatred of all central authority, especially with a Jewish surname.

    • Solinkaa

      Well, you see, to call a neo-nazi "right-wing" is a contradiction. "Nazi" is short for National Socialist German Workers' Party, of which Hitler was a chairman. It is one of the greater triumphs of the Soviet propaganda that we now equate Nazism with "far right," when it was in fact a very left wing outfit, like the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Both were brothers at arms in starting the hell of WWII in 1939, and it was only after Hitler invaded USSR in 1941 that Stalin started to dissociate himself from his former ally. It does the right wing no service to repeat the Soviet tripe that a SOCIALIST party of German workers was in some way "right wing."

  • Cindy

    Oh, and porobably the most glaring omission is that of Neo-Nazi Holocaust Denier Norman Finkelstein!

    He is at normfinkelstein AT gmail DOT com

  • BS77

    Patty Murray…hahahahahahaaaaa Liberal morons would vote for this idiot? Oh yeah…..
    just because she ran as a Democrat…only reason necessary

  • maryJo Meyer

    The list was great and full of real wit. In the next 10 surely there is room for Shelia Jackson Lee who has never said anything that remotely made sense. Thanks for the list and addresses. mj meyre

  • Michael Canzano

    When truth discredits your beliefs and you refuse to digest the facts by eating a little crow you are walking in Hitler's footsteps. (the path of choice for these America Haters).
    American Christian Infidel
    Michael Canzano

  • Jim_C

    A-holes, all. Well, maybe not Michael Moore–he's more a well-meaning goofus. (And I didn't know about Helen Thomas's a-holism until that dingdong remark she made).

    I hope you don't think there people are liberal heros, or something. Leftist heros, maybe.

    • stern

      Seriously? Michael Moore is that? Really? You must be thinking about a different Michael Moore than the rest of us.

    • MixMChess

      You are correct that Michael Moore is a goofus… but well-meaning he ain't!

  • Questions

    Helen (t)Hamas, regrettably, is only nominally unemployed. Even at 90, this anti-Semitic bag lady is alive and kicking, bagging in all kinds of awards (e.g., CAIR) and giving interviews, most recently and significantly, to Playboy.

    • Rifleman

      "Helen Thomas" shouldn't be in the same paragraph as "Playboy," much less the same sentence.

      • Jim_C

        She works better than a cold shower, if you know what I mean.

        • pagegl

          Jim, I've disagreed with you on various points, but in this case you are spot on.

  • William_Z

    Don’t forget Ward ‘the fake Cherokee to get a University position’ Churchill, who called the Twin Towers victims "little Eichmanns." He must be a little down, too.

    • Choi

      Spot On,William.
      Can't forget that POS

  • Johann

    I would have thought that Sean Penn deserves to be on the list also. He's so far to the left that he does not even trust his right hand anymore.

    One way or the other, Bin Laden will be disappointed that he won't get 72 bl****** but only 72 white grapes as a reward for his jihad efforts.

    For sure, Islam was the devil's best move against humanity so far.

  • BLJ

    I found a new weapon that could help defeat radical Islam for good. Have Michael Moore and Roseanne Barr breed and send the offspring to the Middle East. Much cheaper and far more scarier than bullets and men.

  • Rifleman

    "Don't these glasses make me look thinner?" – m. moore.

  • BS77

    Leftists won't be pleased until we are all miserable wards of a third world dictatorship like Zimbabwe or North Korea….places where idiots like M Moore or R Barr would be hauled off to prison in a minute……..LIberalism is a mental disorder. Michael Savage said it.

  • Gene

    As a person of the Left, I dissociate myself with the idiotic pacifism of the Medea Benjamins of the world. Imagine a grown adult writing such simplistic nonsense as can be found in the petition she is circulating! Medea: there are such things as just wars, like in Lybia right now with NATO helping out ( and the USA leading), but NOT like in Vietnam 45 years ago (we agree there).

    • Choi

      And what about Syria?
      The difference is that when it comes to Iran and Iran's Allies,we DO NOTHING.