Making the World Safe for Targets of Lunatics

Pages: 1 2

Portnoy goes on:

Music has … been documented to cause sickness. The right, or wrong music, rather, can be like a poison to the body. … Music is very powerful, like a drug and can even be an addiction. In the case of Patty Hearst, it was documented that music was used in the aid of brainwashing her.

In the book, Elevator Music, the author Joseph Lanzab states that certain types of music over prolonged periods in certain conditions, were shown to cause seizures.

In the book, The Secret Power of Music the author David Tame observed … “(Music) can be said that of all the arts, there is none other that more powerfully moves and changes the consciousness. It can be said that music is a very powerful and awesome tool that can have positive effects, virtually life saving mentally and physically when used in the right context, but has equally destructive and detrimental potential if used negatively .” [Emphasis added to last seven words. Dada dada — donnn!]

If the politicians and commentators are serious about protecting elected officials from violence, they have to consider the urgent need to curtail and silence the composing and performing of music — in all its forms.

Although I myself always have loved music — and in fact have been a fairly good violinist since I was a young boy — one cannot avoid the implication that music may have provoked the alleged psychotic killer to his actions.

Indeed, it may be the case that from Beethoven’s early heroic music in support of Napoleon to the mentally ill German composer Robert Schumann’s romantic music, which may have inspired Austrian Habsburg culture (which, in turn, precipitated World War I), to Richard Wagner’s myths-driven music that inspired Friedrich Nietzsche’s Ubermensch philosophy and the Nazis. As Wagner himself wrote: “I have … an enormous desire to commit artistic acts of terrorism.” Up to the current works of popular composers, music can be seen as either the witting or unwitting cause of much human violence.

If, as it is currently being argued, we should suppress normal political rhetoric on the ground that it may have provoked the alleged psychotic killer to his irrational violence, then surely we should consider suppressing music of all kinds — the No. 1 suspect factor in not only the current alleged killer’s provocation, but many killers and wars over history.

Just as it is argued by some that the beneficial effect of robust political debate on the democratic process can be no defense to its suppression (in the hope of calming the nerves of future psychotic killers) so even more essentially must we now suppress all music (and as I may demonstrate in future columns, we must also suppress all literature and classic Greek philosophy).

To avoid any confusion, please understand that this column is a parody. I am not really in favor of suppressing all music, literature and classic Greek philosophy.

Pages: 1 2

  • P. A. Helvenston

    Tony Blankley — this is a very nicely developed piece of satiric parody. Thank you for a delightful article