8 Out of 10 Most Dangerous Countries in the World are Muslim

When your competition is North Korea, then you really have to step up your game, but fortunately the Muslim world keeps offering examples why tourism to a Muslim country is as smart as diving head-first into an alligator pit while covered head to toe in bacon grease.

Travel and Leisure Magazine has named the 10 most dangerous vacation spots in the world. The types of places you go to wake up with your kidneys in a cooler, your head on a spike and the rest of you being used as props in a video by the friendly sword-waving natives. (via Religion of Peace)

Topping the list is Pakistan which has sand, sun and suicide bombers. Next up is Sudan, whose tourist attractions include genocide and the world’s largest ball of severed limbs.

In fourth place is Lebanon which has great food, great sightseeing and even greater car bombings. In fifth place is North Korea, which has recently completed construction of a hotel made entirely of human screams. It isn’t a Muslim country for the technical reason that it is already ruled by a modern day version of Mohammed with better hygiene and grooming habits.

In sixth place is Syria, which is a lot like every other Muslim country, except this year its turn for holding a bloody civil war has come up. Seventh is Yemen, which recently took home a trophy for the country most likely to be run by Al Qaeda by the end of next year. Eight is Uzbekistan and the less you know about it, the happier you will be.

Ninth is Iran; run by an Islamic Revolution whose founder, literally, outlawed fun.

Tenth is Algeria. If you’re tired of life, visit Algeria.

Why are Muslim countries so much more dangerous than non-Muslim countries? I blame Islamophobia.

  • sana

    who is killing innocent muslim women and children in phalasteen on the name of so called organization hammas and terrorism.
    people are not happy in iraq due to killing of innocent peoply by american army.
    people are not happy in afghanistan due to drown attack and bomborment by american army,
    people are not happy to live in phalasteen due to killing of innocent people by israeeli real terrorist.
    every country where muslims are not happy to live just because of non muslim interfere.
    who killed innocent children and people in burma.
    they are not muslim my dear.
    who always disheart muslims by issuing different kaartoon,images and movies against islaam.based on fake thinking.
    we have believe on Hazarat Eesa,Hazrat Moosa,and all the prophets,the synonymous of . our islam is peace,humainity and love and educaiton.

  • Globalist

    People, do not waste your time with Arguing_on _the_internet! He is from Sweden. Sweden has one of the world’s most ill-functioning school systems in the world, where the students learn NOTHING. Which explains why Arguing_on_the_internet knows NOTHING, including English, which has become evident by his horrible spelling and grammar!! All he knows is how to mumble jumble. We already feel sorry for you, you Swedish ordbajsare, but we cannot help you and neither do we WANT TO!! Our eyes are sore from your horribly bad English so PLEASE SPARE US YOUR BULLSHIT AND CRAWL BACK UNDER THE RUNSTONE YOU CAME FROM!!!!!!!

    • Globalist

      And I also want to point out that Sweden is one of the most UNHAPPY nations with one of the HIGHEST suicide rates on earth!!

  • Muslim Woman

    I am a Muslim Woman who disagrees with the actions of those who call themselves Muslims but are merely portraying and strengthening the image of Islam as a terrible religion. The reason why all these countries are dangerous is mainly because of the corrupt leadership as well as the actions of groups who commit horrible atrocities and have the audacity to say that it was in the name of Islam. Islam is simply a way of life for those who decide to embrace it. Those who say that all Muslims are war-mongering barbarians should stop to ask themselves that if this was the case, then why aren’t all Muslims pulling bombs from under their shirts and murdering innocent people? The civilians of the counties mentioned in the list are not only victims of horrible crimes being committed such as mass bombings and assassinations, but they are also victims of the narrow-minded individuals who are blaming the decisions of their corrupt leaders and organisations on them.
    Also, by telling Muslims who are living in other countries to ‘go back to your country’ , you are simply condemning them to a life of suffering (if that country is known to be dangerous), are you willing to live with the knowledge that you have said that to innocent women and men, and most importantly children? Do not judge the entire Muslim population on the actions of individuals and groups. Would you like it if I said that all Irish people are terrorists due to the actions of the IRA? Of course not. There are many groups who have or are terrorising people in the name of different things, be it religion, personal opinion etc. but I have never stopped to judge the entire population who may believe in the idea but have never even formed a single coherent thought to terrorise others in its name. Remember that there are Muslim individuals like myself who simply wish to live in peace with others regardless of their race or beliefs.

  • scorpio

    There was once a beautiful place where people of all religions lived peacefully and happily then came muslims…..no matter which place of conflict you pick in the world….one side will always be muslims….in europe muslim fighting christians….in middle east muslim fighting jews and for a change sunnis killing shias…in burma muslim fighting budhhists…in india muslim fighting hindus….so nxt time when you see a muslim sitting next to you….RUN FOR YOUR LIFE….

  • arguing_on_the_internet

    LOL, U mad? An angry and butthurt muslim, what a surprise…

  • arguing_on_the_internet

    The Quran “has not been changed”? I beg to differ:

    What about the goat that ate of the unfinished Quran, in front of Aisha, according to Sunan Ibn Majah, Book of Nikah, Hadith number 1944?

    And according to Hadith Sahih Bukhari 8:817 “The verse of the stoning” was once a part of the Quran…

    Questions: How could Allah have been so careless to let part of his perfect guidance to humanity get lost in this way? Espacially after declaring Surah 15:9?

  • Penny Ling

    Very simple that’s because the salary that they are making in a non Muslim country is more than what they make compare to their own country.

  • Penny Ling

    That’s a very stupid law. Didn’t I not tell you that Muslim is a very stupid religion.