If you thought the DREAM Act was the end, get ready for the DREAM Bar Association. Just imagine an entire bar made up of Illegal Alien lawyers who wait at truck stops and sue people for only 3 dollars an hour. Unfortunately they don’t speak English.
I’m joking of course. Except the DREAM Bar Association is a real thing.
A group called the DREAM Bar Association is lobbying every state in the union to grant law licenses to illegal aliens. The Washington D.C. group boasts that it’s the first and only bar association representing “undocumented lawyers.” President Jose Magaña encourages all 50 states to pass legislation and promulgate rules to ensure that graduates of accredited laws schools are able to obtain a license and “fully utilize their legal education.”
His group has filed legal briefs in Florida and California, where state courts are considering cases involving illegal immigrants who graduated from law school but can’t obtain a license to practice.
Sooner or later we’ll have Illegal Alien lawyers and since lawyers become politicians, our first Illegal Alien Congressman can’t be far behind. One day the Governor of California will celebrate the amazing milestone of the first Illegal Alien to represent California in Congress. And after that, what’s left except an Illegal Alien Governor. Illegal aliens already run California so it would be a small step.
And one day, perhaps, in the near future, or the near past, there will be an Illegal Alien President of the United States. The young folks will cheer and send telepathic tweets while the Chinese invasion fleet repossesses all the White House furniture.