British Police Arrest Teen Who Threw Ham at Mosque, Osama Bin Laden’s Right Hand Man Still Free in London

Fighting terrorism is like triage. You focus on the really important stuff, like prosecuting teenagers for throwing hams at mosques, but let the small stuff, like Osama Bin Laden’s right hand man walking the streets of London slide.

Because, as we all know, terrorism is caused by Muslims feeling offended or deprived in some way. And the only way to stop terrorism is by making sure that no Muslim is ever offended or upset by anything like hammed up mosques. And once that’s accomplished, the petty task of actually putting away terrorism can be ignored.

A 16-year-old boy was arrested by police investigating a hate crime after pieces of ham were thrown at a mosque. The teenager was held on suspicion of a religiously aggravated public order offence by officers called to Broadfield Mosque in Crawley, West Sussex.

Or as they call it in Pakistan. Blasphemy.

That teen’s first mistake was throwing a ham at a mosque. If he had done something respectable like smashing the windows of a Jewish shop while chanting “Free Gaza” then the judge would have hailed him as an idealistic model to the nation’s youth. If he had only groomed young girls from broken homes for sex, the way so many mosque worshipers do, then the police would have looked the other way. But sadly he chose to commit a truly unpardonable act for which there can be no possible excuse. He hammed up a mosque. He offended Muslims.

Sussex Police said “real anguish and anxiety” was caused to worshippers who witnessed the incident as they left the mosque at around 4pm last Tuesday.

Naturally. The mosque worshipers were no doubt terrified of the prospect of more drive-by-mosque hamming attacks.

Eating pork and products made from it is strictly forbidden in Islam.

Which isn’t a problem unless the mosque-goers spent a lot of time licking mosque walls.

Disorder which broke out following the incident was also being investigated, police said.

Mr Collen said: “We are aware of a relatively minor altercation that we hope to resolve using our restorative justice programme.

Can any linguistic experts please translate this from Orwellian into English? I’ll assume that the anxious and anguished Muslims began attacking people. If it had been the other way around, the news story and the police would have specified clearly that there was an attack on Muslims and that it was worst thing to happen in the UK since the Norman Conquest.

Restorative justice programme is a euphemism for social reedcuation programs for low level offenders.

Meanwhile in completely unimportant news to be readily disregarded, Osama Bin Laden’s right hand man is living the life of Reilly in London.

Hate preacher Abu Qatada issued orders to kill British and American civilians after the 9/11 terrorist attacks, according to a secret MI5 report seen by The Mail on Sunday.

Qatada, who has been described as Osama Bin Laden’s right-hand man in Europe, remains on bail in London after Home Secretary Theresa May lost the latest round in her battle to deport him to Jordan, where he is wanted for his alleged roles in two bomb plots against foreigners.

The court ruling – which means the extremist preacher is free to walk the streets of London for six hours a day – prompted Prime Minister David Cameron to say he was ‘completely fed up’ with the Qatada problem.

If only there were some way to get Abu Qatada to go beyond petty things like being Osama bin Laden’s right hand man and do something really serious like throw a ham at a mosque. Maybe Four Lions’ Barry can stop by to convince him of the virtue of hamming up your own mosque.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    Fighting terrorism is like triage. You focus on the really important stuff, like prosecuting teenagers for throwing hams at mosques, but let the small stuff, like Osama Bin Laden’s right hand man walking the streets of London slide.

    Because, as we all know, terrorism is caused by Muslims feeling offended or deprived in some way. And the only way to stop terrorism is by making sure that no Muslim is ever offended or upset by anything like hammed up mosques. And once that’s accomplished, the petty task of actually putting away terrorism can be ignored.

    –Correct. The logic? We can't upset religious feelings because the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. To act otherwise would be blasphemous and hurtful.

    • http://www.adinakutnicki.com AdinaK

      You know that the west is dhimmified when some 'offenders' are more offensive than others; when police dance to Islamic tunes; when people can't walk their dogs near Islamic gatherings; when you can't say that head choppers are terrorists…blah, blah…then the west is not only near bowed, it IS bowed – http://adinakutnicki.com/2012/10/05/u-s-movie-mak
      So, Britian and many of the other so called western nations are no longer free, and that is that.

      Adina Kutnicki, Israel – http://www.adinakutnicki.com/about/

    • RoguePatriot6

      "We can't upset religious feelings because the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. To act otherwise would be blasphemous and hurtful."

      Wrong. We can't upset religious feelings when it comes to Muslims. You can mock, ridicule and blaspheme Christ all you want. You can threaten Jews and make off color jokes about them all you want, just whatever you do, never mock Mohammad or Muslims. This would include hard unpleasant truths also. Good example, is that 70%-80% of terrorist incidents that occur on this planet are linked to Islamists. The message is clear, "ISLAM UNTOUCHABLE".

  • objectivefactsmatter

    "If he had only groomed young girls from broken homes for sex, the way so many mosque worshipers do, then the police would have looked the other way."

    Not unless he worships allah.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    "Restorative justice programme is a euphemism for social reedcuation programs for low level offenders."

    It's another term to make collectivism sound legitimate in the West.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    "If only there were some way to get Abu Qatada to go beyond petty things like being Osama bin Laden’s right hand man and do something really serious like throw a ham at a mosque. Maybe Four Lions’ Barry can stop by to convince him of the virtue of hamming up your own mosque."

    Nope. Not even that can get a Muslim in trouble. There is only one way to do that, and that is to become a barrier to the reelection of a liberal.

    Four Lions was so funny because it was almost entirely accurate in such detail. It was sad for the same reasons.

  • JacksonPearson

    IMO, England, and European countries will pay a deadly price for embracing Islamic multiculturalism. When it hits, there's no way back

    • Christian West

      "When it hits, there's no way back"

      Except hitting back, maybe. Prepare for the possibility of bloody civil war in a few decades. What a world we bequeath to our descendants…

      • JacksonPearson

        When it does hit, it'll be a battle between civilized societies and savages. May the civilized man prevail!

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    Socialism has destroyed the once great britain.

    May it sink beneath the waves like Atlantis.

  • Cravin Moorehead

    Someone threw Karl Rove at a mosque? That's disgusting. Those poor Muslims.

  • Mary Sue

    It's obvious the ham thrower was just exercising his right to protest! ;)

    That is what leftists say when they get caught doing some thing similar, right?

  • Ram-a-Dan

    Some innovative measures may be taken to placate sensitive followers of the prophet ex – Parliament might consider changing geographical namenclature with the H – m syllables like Hampton, Hampshire, I am sure the list is endless and will keep the MPs busy for years on end. That childhood staple Winnie the Pooh could be re-written so that Piglet becomes… camelet? And how about that fairy tale when a sausage winds up at the end of someone's nose? A meruguez might do the trick. Then some British Institution of higher learning (and there are many) could expunge the English language of all unclean references like piggy bank, piggy back the verb to pig out with, why not, indecent cross phonetic references for example pigment etc. The possibilities are vast.

    • Georgina

      I thought "piggy bank" was already banned.

  • http://twitter.com/Kenrick66 @Kenrick66

    The only Muslims who should be allowed into any Western nation are delusional "moderate" Muslims who sincerely believe Islam can be recast into a non-belligerent creed. This would entail scrubbing the creed of its intrinsic violent and totalitarian elements, which would mean killing Islam. It would mean whittling the Koran and Hadith and other Islamic texts down to a few pages of outright gibberish, akin to the precepts of any random and obscure California-style religious cult.

  • Cat K

    OMG! I am a ….dare I say it? …..HAM radio operator. The UN will need to change this terminology immediately!

  • Ar'nun

    Ultimately the more and more people accept these treasonous acts, the more and more the Authorities will continue to abuse their powers and force us all to Dhimmi status. And soon no one will have any Ham to throw. It's time we all start "a religiously aggravated public order offence" in solidarity with this brilliant young brit.

  • randy63ism

    OMG! I would not only be embarrased to admit to being a British police officer, I would be outright ashamed to be one! Any right-thinking human being should be able to see this for what it is, total moral cowardice and collapse, thanks to the outright socialist multi-culti rubbish of both Tory and Labour. Democracy is dead in the UK. It is now nothing more than an oligarchy of the political elites and no longer represents the average UK citizen. Unless more of the British electorate start supporting groups like the EDL/BFP and start fronting candidates, this will never change.

    “Free Tommy!!”

  • john spielman

    Don't throw hams, they should be eaten with joy, simply walk your dog (or pet pig) on a leash back and force on the public sidewalk IN FRONT of the mosque as the adherents of the Islam, the religion of death, come in or go out.

    • Mary Sue

      if you're a woman all you have to do is walk in front of it or around it. Don't even need the dog (or pig) though that would be extra points.

  • BS77

    At most, this teen should be charged with littering. England looks finished. Most English politicians are now in traction with severe spine problems after years of bending over backwards to accommodate the mobs of frenzied lunatics who have invaded Britain and are now demanding everything possible. This is political correctness gone beserk. Read Melanie Phillips. Pam Geller. Brigitte Gabrielle. Pray for the Brits to come to their senses and defend their land…before it becomes a nightmare.

  • Ghostwriter

    Why is Bin Laden's right hand man in England anyway? Why isn't this slimebucket in jail somewhere?

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Because he didn't throw a ham at a mosque.

      • Mary Sue

        the answer to this is obvious. Find his house and ring it with bacon or ham or smoked pork chops or a thick layer of lard. Instant house arrest.

  • RUI

    This is life in Orwellandia (the former nation known as Great Britain). To say Sharia is inching its way in would be an understatement. It has become the de facto law of the land.

  • Ethan

    Hopefully, the Brits will remember that, while you can't fix stupid, you can kill savages and barbarians. I hear they vaporize real good, too, as we'll soon see in the ME. Every continent needs a glass parking lot.

  • LindaRivera

    If someone accidentally drops a pork product near a mosque, Muslims actually call the police and demand it is investigated as a hate crime. It’s a good way of wasting infidel money and a good way to waste infidel time that is needed to track down Muslim terrorists.

  • LindaRivera

    A 16-year old by threw ham at a mosque: “Sussex Police said “real anguish and anxiety” was caused to worshippers”

    What a despicable statement from UK police who are complicit in vicious, cruel Muslim gang rapes of Britain’s non-Muslim, terrorized children. How dare Police make this statement? How dare they? By their vile statement the Police show they care NOTHING about the dreadful anguish, anxiety, mental, emotional and physical pain of many thousands of British non-Muslim children gang raped, enslaved and forced into prostitution by Muslim filth monsters who stalk Britain, Europe and other countries searching for prey.

    The police owe the child victims an apology. The police need to beg the forgiveness of the many THOUSANDS of child victims who had their youth and innocence stolen by Muslim monsters. Who had their lives DESTROYED by Muslim monsters.

    UK ruling elites stomp on non-Muslim children who are offered up as a sacrifice to Islam. Angels weep. GOD HELP THE CHILDREN!

    South Yorkshire Police and Rotherham Council Are Complicit in Child-Rape
    …thousands of predominately Pakistani Muslim gang rapes of white English girls in the Rotherham area… http://britishfreedom.org/south-yorkshire-police-

    Join/support EDL and British Freedom – Britain's last great hope http://britishfreedom.org

  • LindaRivera

    A 16-year old by threw ham at a mosque: Sussex Police said real anguish and anxiety was caused to worshippers

  • vanbar

    The guy who threw a ham sandwich at the Crawley Mosque should be given a medal.