Move to San Francisco, Get a Free Sex Change

It rubs the lotion on its skin… and then it moves to San Francisco

California. There might not be enough cash for pensions, but there’s always enough money for free sex change operations. Good luck with your heart procedure, but if you want to get yourself castrated so you can use the ladies room, the city by the bay will find the money to get it done. Or bust.

In the midst of cash-strapped Californians approving new taxes to prevent further cuts in essential state services, San Francisco health officials appear to have found the money to fund what they say is a much-needed service to residents living in the City by the Bay:

Sex changes.

Under Mayor Ed Lee, the city’s current budget topped $7 billion for the first time in history this year. In addition to the local tax burden, residents have seen their cash-strapped state slash an array of services.

The idea of taxpayer-funded sex change operations came out of talks between public health officials and transgender rights advocates who wanted mastectomies, genital reconstructions and other surgeries covered under San Francisco’s universal health care program.

Just wait till this gets added to ObamaCare, if it isn’t already there.  Sandra Fluke, now calling herself Sam Fluke, will testify tearfully that many of her fellow students are unable to afford the cost of castration while Conservatives will retort that it only costs 9 dollars to get castrated at Wal-Mart. And we’ll be living this soap opera all over again.

Currently, Healthy San Francisco provides medical care for uninsured residents below a certain income level, regardless of citizenship, immigration, employment or health status. Participants must have an income at or below 500 percent of the Federal Poverty Level, which means $54,480 for one person and $111,720 for a family of four. The program is paid for by federal funds, city business fees and participant co-payments.

54 grand a year is the new poor. So if you make less than 54 thousand a year and you’re feeling like you want to be someone else this spring, maybe a man, a woman or a chicken, come along to San Francisco. Sex changes are free, but time is limited. Eventually San Francisco, California and America will go bankrupt and then the last sex change operator will put down his scalpel, sigh wearily and go back to his unpaid day job as a cross-dressing serial killer.

Warning: This post has not been approved by the Human Rights Commission of San Francisco, the LGBT Rights Board and the Cross-Dressing Serial Killers of America.

  • κατεργάζομαι

    . Obama's HOPE gets a CHANGE.

  • m.a.

    I do enjoy your writing. Thank you.

  • Ms Priggy

    The only persons paying MORE for (their) sex & ENJOYING IT LESS, are NON-DNC TAXPAYERS!

  • Horace

    This post gave me a conniption fit laughing because it's so true. Evil tomfoolery flourishes and idiocy blooms in every generation, but it's accelerating to light speed here and now. Obamania greases the skids to hell for the libs. Sharia will be here soon to load them on those skids. Long live Breitbart (watch out Daniel, dont take drinks from strangers).

  • RUI

    EPIC! Makes me want to put the LOTION IN THE BASKET!

  • tanstaafl

    I would like to earn $54,000 dollars a year. No thanks on that operation, though.

  • riverboatbill

    Maybe Obama could go the SF and become a man.

  • Mary Sue

    In SF, if you're not making at least 54 grand a year, yeah good luck affording anything down there.

    Seriously, someone needs to turn a giant hose on San Fran. It needs a thorough steam cleaning too from all the naked men's buttocks sitting on the park benches. Speaking of which, I think someone in SF's tired of all the legal nudity and wants to ban it again! (gee, took them long enough!)