There’s two things that Muslims do really well. Respect religion and hate everyone else. But they do the second one best of all so they’re going to play to their strengths.
Egypt’s Salafi group al-Gama’a al-Islamiya declared Tuesday that it will form a new movement – the “Supporters” – whose sole purpose would be to promote the Prophet Mohammed as a positive religious and social character.
Al-Gama’a al-Islamiya held an emergency session in Alexandria over the weekend. Egyptian daily Al-Masri Al-Youm quoted Shura Council member Assem Abdel Maged as explaining that the new movement will be “in charge of projects meant to support and promote Islam, Mohammed and the decree of respecting the religions.”
And they are going to promote respect for religions by
A. Promoting respect for all religions
B. Attacking Christians
C. Attacking Jews
D. Setting a bunch of things on fire
If you answered B,C and D; you’re almost correct.
Abdel Maged added that the movement will focus on producing films on Christianity in Europe that will delve into the questions of why “many believers have forsaken it.”
Films on Judaism throughout the ages are also in the works, he added, as are films about the history of Zionism – “so to increase global awareness to the movement’s operations,” Abdel Maged said.
The Islamist plan to promote respect for religions by spreading hate toward all non-Muslim religions is a timely reminder that Islam is to religion what Lee Harvey Oswald was to politics.
I’m sure we’re all looking forward to the films that this venture will produce, but I’m not sure that it can ever top the greatest Islamist film ever made.
Enjoy this incredible pivotal scene that will surely convert you to Islam faster than you can say Allahkazaam Allahkazoom.