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Piers Morgan Promises to Leave America if Gun Laws Don’t Change

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On December 30, 2012 @ 11:16 am In The Point | 28 Comments

Hey self-deportation does work after all.

Sure that petition won’t convince Barack O to stick Piers red face inside a cannon pointing east and light a match, but all we have to do is stay firm on the Bill of Rights and maybe the cad will deport himself.

The long short story is Morgan, writing to trashy hysterical Daily Mail standards, strives to convince readers that he is a father and a human being with feelings, when he’s actually a soulless parasite who gloms onto any tragedy within range and does not stop until he has sucked the blood out of it. This gives him a lot in common with the Daily Mail, but they were always working the same side of the street.

After trotting out the same old cliches comparing guns to drugs, Morgan begins to whine that we hate him because he’s British.

I’m British, a breed of human being who burned down the White House in 1814 and had to be forcefully deported en masse, as no American will ever be allowed to forget – Special Relationship notwithstanding. It’s no exaggeration to say that America’s unique fondness for guns pretty much got cemented by hatred of us Brits and the War of Independence.

Today everyone can be a victim for 15 minutes and Piers Morgan has finally found a country where he too can claim that he’s being persecuted out of bigotry.

It’s not that he acts like an ass, it’s that Americans are bigoted against the British. Piers Morgan is a victim.

But at least Piers Morgan has done his research and his anti-Bill of Rights advocacy is based on a thorough understanding of America’s gun laws.

But where I have a big problem is when the unfortunately ambiguous wording of the 2nd Amendment is twisted to mean that anyone in America can have any firearm they want, however powerful, and in whatever quantity they want.

That’s right. Absolutely any weapon. Anyone. That is exactly how it works on that one website that Morgan read before he began yelling on some obscure CNN show about it.

In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me… I would… seriously consider deporting myself.

Can we get a timeline on this?

Morgan implies that he’ll be gone if nothing changes in 3 years. I favor holding him to that.


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