Good Grief: Charlie Brown, Jihadist


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Over the Christmas holiday, comedian Denis Leary – known for rapid-fire, politically incorrect standup rants – revived a several-years-old three-minute video from his production company by linking to it on the social network Twitter. The animated video, called “Merry F***ing Christmas,” is a parody of the long-running, annual Christmas special featuring Charlie Brown and his “Peanuts” gang.  In the course of it, Leary makes a couple of jokes at Christianity’s expense and even takes a potshot at Scientologist actor Tom Cruise’s well-known contempt for the psychiatric profession. But the primary target of Leary’s Christmas satire is, unusually, Islam.

The grim-visaged Ayatollah Khomeini once famously remarked that there is no humor in Islam. Many of his fundamentalist brethren have made that point abundantly clear by rioting, torching, and murdering – or at the very least threatening to do so – whenever Islam and/or its prophet Mohammed is the butt of a joke, as in the notorious Danish cartoons or the “Mohammed” episode of Comedy Central’s South Park in 2010. And the West has learned its lesson. We have acquired a finely-tuned sensitivity toward Muslim hair-trigger rage and censor ourselves accordingly now. After all, in the multiculturalist West, everyone’s religion, race, sexuality and culture are off-limits from ridicule, except for straight white Christians.

Entertainers are comfortable taking comic jabs at the latter because they know that Christians, renowned for turning the other cheek, are a safe and easy target, and because, inexplicably, that’s what passes for “edgy” among comedians. Witness, for example, HBO’s smug atheist Bill Maher and his recent, uncalled for crudity on openly Christian quarterback Tim Tebow (in all fairness, Maher has contempt for all religions, but he reserves a particular venom for Christianity). Rare is the prominent comedian who is willing to lay into Islam these days, not only because doing so wouldn’t sit well with his or her left-leaning show biz compatriots, but because the not-uncommon Muslim response to being satirized is not cheek-turning but bomb-hurling.

In Leary’s video, a depressed Charlie Brown (here called “Farley Towne”) confesses that he is losing faith in Christianity this holiday season. Trudging downcast through the snow, he happens upon piano prodigy Linus, who says he converted to Islam in prison and recommends that Farley convert as well. Linus shares with him a volume from the popular “Idiots” series of how-to books, this one entitled “Al Qaeda’s Terrorism for Idiots” – except “Terrorism” is scratched out and replaced with “Islam.” On the book’s cover is a bearded, turbaned version of Charlie Brown’s dog Snoopy saying, “Die infidels.”

“Farley” converts on the spot, changing his name to “Farley Ahmohammed al-Farouk al-Rashid.” When we next see him, he is bearded and kneeling on a prayer rug, but naturally, because he is the hapless Charlie Brown, he is incorrectly facing away from Mecca. Next, he interrupts the other kids’ preparations for a Christmas play with a bomb in hand. “With this bomb, you infidels will taste Allah’s infinite justice!” Again, because he’s Charlie Brown, the bomb fizzles out and the other kids have a loud laugh at his expense. A bearded Linus appears, but instead of delivering his expected, true-meaning-of-Christmas speech, he announces:

It is the duty of the jihadist to bring terror to the enemy and create one global, Islamic state where there is no music, no alcohol and no Western influences.

It’s a sad commentary on our unwillingness to confront global jihad that a comedian can bluntly and accurately state the goals of Islamic fundamentalists, and yet our own government has banished any mention of Islam from official discourse about national security.

Charlie Brown’s sister Sally responds to Linus’ speech by cooing, “Isn’t he the cutest radical Islamist you’ve ever seen?” Then Linus examines Charlie’s bomb and says, “It just needs a little hate.” The kids work together to beef it up into a nuclear weapon, and when it goes off accidentally, Charlie Brown and Linus wind up roasting in Hell. Charlie rubs his palms together eagerly and asks now for his 72 virgins, but when only 72 duplicates of nerdy, bespectacled Marcie appear, Charlie falls to his knees and asks, “Allah, why hast thou forsaken me?”

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  • http://www.boycottscotland.com Edward

    Correction to article:

    "piano prodigy Linus"

    Schroeder is the piano prodigy.

    Linus is the comfort blanket toting brother of Lucy.

  • BS77

    I liked that Peanuts T shirt which read: "I love humanity….it's people I can't stand."

  • Asher

    And so we are seeing much Evil that will be crushed!

  • Questions

    Denis Leary is South Boston Irish crossed with Henry Rollins. He'll nail anyone. Good for him. Islam is proof that piety and laughter are 180-degree opposite sensibilities. Leary makes us laugh at the pieties and inanities of Islam.

  • joy52

    I saw it on YouTube, and thought it was funny. It had the usual Charlie Brown humor and mocked islam in a humerous way. I would not call it "over the top".

  • flyingtiger

    I have seen this. It was funny.

  • Spider

    "there is no humor in Islam"
    I totally agree but –
    There is also none of the following; freedom, peace, joy, prosperity, foregivness, charity, tolerance, movies, music, libraries, art, universities, enlightenment, normal relationships, or even common sense.

    • tanstaafl

      Totally lacking in any human qualities.

  • PETER

    There is no hope for Islam to enter the enlightenment stage.It began as murderous and stayed that way.

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    To read more about the Jihadist threat to freedom, I’ll be happy to send you a pdf of my book, below. I will link to this from my Old Jarhead blog.

    Robert A. Hall
    Author: The Coming Collapse of the American Republic
    All royalties go to help wounded veterans
    For a free PDF of my book, write tartanmarine(at)gmail.com

  • Ghostwriter

    All this controversy over a goofy cartoon?! That's just plain sad.

  • Fred Dawes

    YOU ARE RIGHT MUSLIMS CAN'T TAKE A JOKE. So remove all muslims that would be a joke any muslims who at some time had been Americans all go to jial for life.

  • hammar

    most islamist are even religious….actually the false puppet wasn't either!

  • Rick_in_VA

    I'm waiting for the idiots at CAIR, et.al. to start screaming about the latest GEICO pig ads.

    • Eric G

      pure … adrenalin

  • 9-11 Infidel

    Dennis Leary is an equal opportunity comedian. He picks on all religions equally. Lighten up Mahdi-ist slobs, that clip was a hoot.