Atty General Holder Felt “Creeping Personal Remorse” After Spying on FOX Reporter

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You know I buy the “creeping” part. Not so much the “remorse” part.

Attorney General Eric Holder reportedly felt “a creeping sense of personal remorse” upon reading the Washington Post’s much-talked about story on the Department of Justice’s subpoena of a Fox News reporter, aides told The Daily Beast in a story published Tuesday.

According to The Beast, ”the gravity of the situation didn’t fully sink in” for Holder until the Post obtained the affidavit for a search warrant to obtain Fox’s James Rosen’s personal emails and reported on the 2010 subpoena in a front page story published earlier this month.

You know, I think that’s how a lot of criminals feel. The situation doesn’t sink in for them until they’re sitting in a police state.

Is Holder feeling a creeping remorse because he did wrong… or because he got caught?

It’s a testament to the media’s priorities that we weren’t told of any remorse creeping through Holder over the mass murder of Mexicans and the murder of border patrol agents using Fast and Furious weapons. But apparently we are expected to believe that the ghost of Kwanzaa future visited Holder and convinced him to change his ways.


  • Jim

    Crocodile Remorse

  • tagalog

    Yes, no doubt he felt a creeping sense of personal remorse as he realized that he'd just screwed the political pooch in his own career. "Jeez, this one could get me fired if I'm not really, really lucky." That type of remorse.

  • bruce lorraine

    Hollywood & Washington DC are one & the same drama, drama, drama.

  • Moishe Pupick

    Tu., 05/28/13

    Shyster is as shyster does.

  • Edward Cline

    It was because he got caught with his subpoenas down round his ankles, and embarrassed his Numera Uno in la casablanca.

  • A 23 Year Old Man

    Ooooh you said Kwanza. Now you're a racist. Because Holder's at least half black. So maybe you're a half racist.

    I was wondering if Holder was going to claim that "the right hand didn't know what the left hand was doing," when he signed those papers…

    • tagalog

      Isn't it "Kwanzaa?"

      As my black fellow workers once used to say, "Gimme five on the black hand side."

  • BLJ

    Holder is a lying sack of feces. Takes after his Muslim boss.