Bin Laden told Terrorists Not to Target Biden: “Biden is Totally Unprepared.”


Joe-Biden-Idiot

I think Osama bin Laden was underestimating just how unprepared Obama was for the post. Maybe Osama was taken by the similarity of his name to Obama’s.

Other papers suggest Bin Laden ordered his militants to look out for opportunities to assassinate President Obama or David Petraeus during any of their visits to Pakistan and Afghanistan. Mr Petraeus, now CIA director, formerly commanded international forces in Afghanistan.

But Bin Laden warned them not to bother targeting Vice-President Joe Biden because “Biden is totally unprepared for that post [of president], which will lead the US into a crisis.”

As bad as Biden is, he was more prepared for the job than Obama and less likely to cause a crisis. So maybe Osama was using a certain amount of reverse psychology.

“They are not to target visits by US Vice President Biden, Secretary of Defense Gates, Joint Chiefs of Staff (Chairman) Mullen, or the Special Envoy to Pakistan and Afghanistan Holbrook. The groups will remain on the lookout for Obama or Petraeus.

The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term, as it is the norm over there. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis.”

 

  • ziggy zoggy

    “I think Osama bin Laden was underestimating just how unprepared Obama was for the post.”
    That’s the first thing I thought of, too.

    • keyesforpres

      I disagree. Obama was not unprepared. He is doing exactly what he and the rest of his ilk set out to do.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Let’s give Osama credit for a sense of humor. How seriously could anyone take Joe Biden as a “national leader”? It would be tantamount to having Clarabelle the Clown sitting in the Oval Office. Or John Belushi.

    • ziggy zoggy

      Right now we have an empty suit.

  • NAHALKIDES

    So the question of the day becomes “Who would be a worse President – Obama or Biden?” It’s understandable that Daniel thinks Obama would, since he’s the worst President of our lifetimes. But I have to say that Biden might be even worse than Obama – he has the same lack of ability combined with the same outsized and unjustified ego, but he might be less lazy than Obama. How much misery we’ve been spared because Obama would rather golf than actually work hard himself to “fundamentally transform America” is impossible to say, and it just might be that Biden would spend several hours per day trying to govern – with disastrous consequences for all of us.

    • ziggy zoggy

      Biden would fire Obama’s inner circle, and nobody could be worse than those anti-American, destructive, retarded criminals.

  • Dale B. Kemp

    my friend’s sister makes $84/hour on the computer. She has been fired for six months but last month her paycheck was $16744 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more….. http://www.work25.com

    • Charles Selman

      Spam Scum

  • OfficialPro

    reminds me of a denis leary routine. “They shoot JFK, they shoot RFK, when it comes to Teddy they went “Ah, let him f*** it up for himself”

  • NeoCon_1

    We all know that bin Laden was mad and evil, but no one said that he was stupid. His summation of Joe Hairplug’s abilities are on the money.
    I often wondered if Obama picked him as life insurance. Sure, every president has a target on his back, but with Joe as the backup, very few would want to take out the starter, boob that he is.

  • Bob Bartlett

    Bin Laden proved himself to be smarter then American’s that voted for Obama/Biden.