Chelsea Clinton Threatens To Go Into Politics

Our long national nightmare will not end until Bill Clinton has managed to get everyone who ever lived in the same house with him into public office.

But it makes sense. Chelsea Clinton has a bunch of degrees from prestigious academic institutions that she didn’t do anything with. Most of her degrees are useless outside the political world. In real life, having degrees in history, international relations and public health makes you mostly unemployable outside the political sector.

Since then she’s worked at a consulting firm, sat on a board and was given a job at NBC reporting positive life affirming stories. Her performance was terrible, but she was kept on for obvious reasons. After marrying the spawn of another Democratic politician, there’s only one thing ahead for her and that’s running for public office… somewhere.

“Right now I’m grateful to live in a city, in a state and a country where I strongly support my mayor, my governor, my president, my senators and my representative,” she told NBC’s “Today” in an interview that aired Monday.

She continued: “If at some point that weren’t true and I thought I could make a meaningful and measurably greater impact, I’d have to ask and answer that question.”

So what does that mean? Probably that at some point she’ll migrate downriver or upriver to spawn a new political career in a state that has no idea she’s about to be foisted on them.

  • Edward Cline

    That's all we needed to hear, Daniel. Chelsea Clinton wanting to go into politics. I think I'll have a whiskey.

    • Jack

      Which is self medicating. I truly believe that it is alphas or wanna be alphas that contribute to the magnitude of so many societal problems. Not only do people get degrees in poly sci followed by a J.D., but they mostly avoid tough degrees in the STEM subjects, but still want to run the economy, guide scientific research efforts and establish new societal norms.

  • http://www.adinakutnicki.com AdinaK

    Oh me…oh my…NOT another Clinton!! Haven't the people suffered enough from that gang of liars. Besides, what exactly can she offer, other than a name which is associated with …..

    Moreover, big whoop, she graduated from the Ivy League. I match her creds against my sons degrees from MIT & Caltech…schools where she wouldn't last a week, let alone graduate from! It is not as if they are offering themselves up for office (even though living now in Israel, but they are proud, upstanding US citizens, unlike someone we know) and they have a good family name too – Kutnicki! For heavens sakes, she had everything handed on a silver spoon….they earned their stripes! Not "fair".

    And the fact that her dad couldn't even define "is" (recall, it depends on what the definition of "is" is…and mama, knee deep in Benghazigate – http://adinakutnicki.com/2013/04/08/benghazigates… )

    Barf…

    Adina Kutnicki, Israel http://adinakutnicki.com/about/

  • Mr Smith

    Correction to Daniel Greenfield's piece. Yes I had to correct because the grammar NAZIs of the left will be here & claim none of this makes sense.

    "Chelsea Clinton has a bunch of degrees from prestigious academic institutions that she didn’t" ***do *** "anything with"

    That second paragraph is so damning & concise, I wish I had thought of it myself.

    Please feel free to erase my comment once the minor grammar mistake. :)

    • Daniel Greenfield

      thanks for catching that

      • Mr Smith

        This is so sad.

        I get 4 hours of sleep & now hours later I catch my own grammar mistake. :(

        Please feel free to erase my comment once the minor grammar mistake *** is corrected ***.

  • Jack

    I really like to know how good she was at consulting and what her coworker thought of her skills.

    I am sure her parents got her the job. I have seen it happen too many times.

    • catherineinpvb

      At his 'level of influence'; you do not have to 'wonder' or imagine. Rest assured. . .

  • Toni_Pereira

    Why didn't we saw this coming?

  • Softly Bob

    America if you thought you were doomed already, it looks as if you might be now.

  • catherineinpvb

    Will she, have her 'African baby' in tow; by the time the 'real' campaign, swings into high gear? Or; perhaps she is waiting to see; how the polls fall out on that one. (It does have it's 'downside'; though think not much of one.) Chelsea and Clinton family et al; may not need that baby; but, wow; despite the negatives; seems like it would be heck of a vote winner. Sounds like a strategy; that the future 'Gramdpa' may have crafted – in Chelsea's name. No question; these altogether, arrogant, scary Marxists ad nauseum; are 'Utilitarian' by their 'faith'; to the core.

  • Cindy

    She seems like a thoughtful, intelligent young woman.I think she could have a lot to offer.

  • TimN

    It's a free country, anyone can run. Let her try.
    She didn't pick her parents. She'll have some pull of course but also some baggage. It's up to voters to decide in the end anyway.

  • Ar'nun

    She will serve first in Mommy's administration. Assistant to VP Abedin perhaps or maybe even Chief of Staff. Once she has a few years working for Mommy on her resume, then she will run for Senate somewhere.

    And yes, even though I am a Conservative, seeing the way the Republicans are since the last election, I have all the faith in the world the GOP will assist Shillary in becoming the next First.

  • JacksonPearson

    Chelsea Klintoon.
    Aren't America so lucky to have an abundance of gifted politicians waiting in the wings, that have been trained to carry, and takeover where their parents left off. /***Sarkmark

  • Edward Cline

    The "Clinton Global Initiative" — is that something like the Clear Water Initiative run by the Macbethian wife of Democratic Majority Whip Frank Underwood in "House of Cards"? I guess it is. It must have the same political connections and power to extort money from the public.