Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Gov: “Israel Stole $50 Billion of Our Sand”

Sand. It’s the one truly rare thing in the Middle East because it’s so very rare. And while there’s no word on whether the feared Mossad Sharks and IAF vulture had anything to do with it, they probably did. Sinai used to be known for its sand, until the Jews stole it all to build massive sand castles with which to oppress the Palestinian people.

In December of 2011 Egypt sent the United Nations a report detailing the reasons for which Israel owes the government of Egypt $500 billion for damage sustained by the Sinai Peninsula when it was controlled by Israel between 1967 and 1982.

The report notes that former president Hosni Mubarak did not introduce claims regarding any of the stolen goods or physical damage throughout his time as ruler.

This isn’t really a serious claim. But it allows the Muslim Brotherhood’s government media to begin screaming that the economy is bad because Israel won’t pay the $500 billion it owes for “destroying” Egypt’s economy by beating it in a war over 50 years ago and stealing all its sand. And when the Muslim Brotherhood gets around to declaring war on Israel with all those tanks and jets that Obama is giving them, this will be in the list of causes.

The 750 page report describes the plethora of ways in which Israel shattered the local economy. It asserts that Israel destroyed the fishing industry and 40 percent of the coral reefs; took valuable oil, gold, and gems, leaving only “worthless” rock behind.

Those cunning Israeli bastards. Why didn’t they take the worthless rock and leave the valuable oil, gold and gems behind?

 It goes on to say that maritime trade through the Suez Canal was disrupted between 1967 and 1975, thus depriving Egypt of millions of dollars’ worth of revenue

A disruption which only happened because Egypt blockaded the Suez Canal in preparation for a war.

 Israel stole just under $50 billion worth of sand

Looks like Israel took the worthless rock too. How is there even a Sinai left?

…and Israel obliterated the Egyptian Air Force in 1967.

Is Egypt seriously asking for compensating for the destruction of their air force in a war that it started? Looks like Israel took all the sand, but left the chutzpah.

This story begins to sound even more obnoxious because it would appear that the Egyptian Foreign Ministry put this forward to counter a claim for compensation by Egyptian Jewish refugees who were forced out of the country.

  • LibertarianToo

    Since Egypt now owns all the Israeli-built tourist developments in Sharm el Sheikh, maybe they'll generously call it even.

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    The more I heard about the muslim brotherhood the more convinced I am that they are godless SAVAGES.

    • colten watson

      i agree

    • Steban

      No they are not godless savages. Godless savages are nicer that these guys. No their god is the evil one. The only thing mo got right was when he talked about feeling possessed by demons at the beginning.

      • Mohammad Choudhary

        Wish you could use the brain that your creator gave you. Instead you want to ramble on with your nonsense,prejudiced and hateful statements about what you believe to be other's God.
        If you say you believe in God – then you must also believe that there can be only one God and one creator of all humankind. But then again, i see clearly how you can't reconcile with that central tenet of faith with your fabricated stories of trinity and salvation. And in order to keep up with your invented lies, the only way left for you to defend your faith is to crucify the faith of others. In the end – Truth will prevail and Falsehood will perish.

        • Ashe

          It is my fervent hope that truth does indeed prevail. The question then will be, which of us will then be surprised?

  • Mary Sue

    The Muslim-Brotherhood ruled Egyptian Government needs all that sand for their glass houses!

  • shloimo

    great, the jews did it again.
    like their ancient forefathers emptied Egypt many centuries ago

  • Jim T

    They got to be joking !! The Muslim Brotherhood would use any excuse to cause war against Isreal , but this is obsurd. The muslims are going to be the cause of a world war and looks as if that time in earths history is not far away.

  • W. C. Taqiyya

    Imagine what a wonderful place the ME would be if we just developed our own fuel resources in this country. All those hundreds of billions of dollars kept at home. All that money not going to support jihad all over the world and all those new mosques not being built. Arab sheiks living anonymously once again in tents peaceably stealing each others goats and wives, slitting the throats of their cousins and brothers. Ah, the good old days. When Islam was fun and it's stories were amusing because it was over there, in the wide open expanses of endless wasteland, right where it belongs. If only we could get the U.S. government to close her legs and cut off the financial assistance, we could have some peace and quite for a change. Nah, that would be too easy.

    • victim

      Know how to open your filthy mouth ,

  • Drakken

    Go ahead MB and send your army into the Sinai,may your corpses feed the vultures for a couple months, this time I hope Israel keeps the whole damn thing and says eff you hadji!

  • JacksonPearson

    Bullshiite…At that point in time, Egypt joined other neighboring countries who rolled the dice, and went to war with Israel…they lost the battle, twice Egypt should be thankful that Israel made a peace deal for a return of the Sinai. The only sand they lost, of which was pounded up their butts.

  • biff henderson

    The Sand Fleas of the Muslim Brotherhood are constantly buzzing in any ear they can reach. It's a shame when Mursi comes begging hat in hand later this year for foreign aid to prevent the next round of bread riots he isn't swatted away and told to clean-up his own mess. The Muslim Brotherhood makes friends (Yes, groveling for handouts is technically a friendly gesture in the eyes of an Islamist) with the Infidel West to forestall famine in the House of Peace. Allah, that fickle deity of a fate so cruel, again puts the faithful to the test; to shame them and steel their resolve and finally put an end to the occupation of Palestine.

    • Ken Goodacre

      Ugliness can be corrected medically but stupidity is forever

  • Cam

    Tell Morsi to go complain to the sand fairy!

  • victor

    I am one of those Jewish Egyptian refugees families of whom the corrupt regime of Gamal Abd El Nasser stole all the properties and wealth. I didn't cry over it, I didn't waste my time over it, I did not live in a refugee camp or a tent for a generation begging for handouts. They can rot in hell with what they took from us. My satisfaction comes from knowing that we made it regardless of their treatment of us and they are still ignorant beggars not worth a crap. And Israel has , does and always will beat the living hell out of those roaches

  • Domus Canus.

    Sand stealing. It's certainly a novel excuse for people who seem to find the idea of working for a living beyond their intellectual capacity. I look at them and see a people who have not fully evolved, and the hysterical nature of their everyday lives and the constant passing of the buck when it comes to their failures as a people is glaring. In Egypt, the order of the day is baksheesh, parents abdicate their responsibility toward their children, women are quite obviously chattels and men lounge away the days plotting one failure after another. Tourists are not quite blind to all this as the filth is allowed to pile up, groping women is rampant, rudeness and lack of basic hygiene overwhelming and medical assistance mostly absent for the lower classes. But it's all the fault of the Jews. Those would be the same Jews who beat the pants off of the alleged cream of the Arab worlds military in 1967 and showed them the way home? Come now, only the uninformed, the decadent and the fear ridden citizens of this dung heap follow that party line so it's beyond time for this lot of doubtful starters to get off their well padded bums and start producing. You know, producing, that thing the rest of the civilized participates in, then pay taxes that end up supporting the whimpering girlie men of this useless, throwback world.