Gitmo Terrorists Got Fat, Got Gym Equipment, Got Equipment Replaced Because It Was Made by Non-Muslims


It’s horrible how America is treating these lovely people. If anyone doesn’t feel shame and pity after reading this, they must have a heart of stone.

Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.

But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.

Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.

“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’

“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”

The Islamic Supremacists also have a guarantee that their Korans will not be tainted by the touch of filthy infidel hands.

Everyone gets a Koran, paperback or hardback, along with little hammocks to keep their holy book from touching the ground when not in use.

Guards are prohibited from handling the books. The Muslim librarian is “the only one that’s allowed to touch the Korans anymore, per detainee request,” the official said. “If I went into the Koran room and started rifling through a Koran, I could be fired.”

  • Gee

    If they die – exactly what is the problem?

  • ElizabethMC

    Fine time to get a conscience….
    This government lies about everything else….couldn’t they have slapped some kind of made-by-Muslims sticker on the stuff ??

  • LEL817

    I would give them the choice of eating ham and pork or they starve to death.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      Sounds extreme but this should have been policy from day one. They’re winning the psych war against our idiot leaders and it leads to more terror because they think “allah” favors them when we run around kissing their lame a$$es.

  • Spikey1

    Gitmo Terrorists
    Got Fat,
    Got Gym Equipment,
    Got Equipment Replaced

    The only thing the Gitmo terrorists need to “got” is dead.

  • Jourden

    Yet they cut the meals on our troops!!!!!!

  • tickletik

    Meanwhile Pollard rots in a jail cell, suffering from disease and poor conditions. After a judge ignored an agreed plea bargain deal to give him more time than spies who actually got Americans killed.

    He who is cruel to the kind, will be kind to the cruel

    • objectivefactsmatter

      The Bible-haters are in power everywhere now.

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  • OfficialPro

    If I were running Gitmo, it would be mystery meat for breakfast lunch and dinner.

    (pssst! The Secret ingredient is PORK! And if somehow they claim to know it’s pork, “HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!”)

    They want Koran? Too bad. They memorized it; let them recall.

    They’re getting too fat? Too bad. Maybe they can get diabeetus while they’re at it.