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Gitmo Terrorists Prefer 50 Shades of Grey to the Koran

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On July 29, 2013 @ 9:41 pm In The Point | 9 Comments

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To be fair, there’s probably not [2]that much of a difference between the two books. Both place a high value on abusing women.

Military officials toured members of Congress through Guantanamo Bay’s Camp Seven last week, and the representatives managed to come away with some previously unknown info -— the high-value detainees at the camp love the Fifty Shades of Grey series.

Rep. Jim Moran told The Huffington Post:

Rather than the Quran, the book that is requested most by the [high-value detainees] is Fifty Shades of Grey. They’ve read the entire series in English, but we were willing to translate it. I guess there’s not much going on, these guys are going nowhere, so what the hell.

Look how horribly we’re treating them. We’re translating trashy novels into Arabic for them. Most Gitmo terrorists are devout enough to know the Koran by heart. And they probably don’t have to request it. Considering how far we bend over backward for them, they are probably provided straight up. As I recall there was a ban on non-Muslims even touching the Gitmo Korans.

Allegedly, the detainees have a library where they can play FIFA on Playstation 3 and watch Everybody Loves Raymond DVDs.

So they’re not just terrorists. They also have bad taste. This must be why liberals keep saying Gitmo is the shame of the world.

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