Governor Moonbeam may Become President Moonbeam


Just think.

America could have light rail from coast to coast, national bankruptcy and the pride that comes with knowing our president wouldn’t be where he is today without electoral fraud committed by Jim “Communist Child-Killer” Jones.

It’s almost enough to make you ask Obama to stay on for a third term.

Here straight from the alternative reality of the Los Angeles Times is the political candidacy of Jerry Brown.

If he weren’t the nation’s oldest governor, a ripe 75, Jerry Brown would automatically be counted among serious Democratic candidates for president in 2016.


Listing serious Democratic candidates for 2016 without listing Jerry Brown is like drinking Kool Aid without first lacing it with potassium cyanide.

He boasts a household name, an impressive list of accomplishments in the country’s most populous state — a state some once deemed ungovernable — glowing national media coverage and a deep familiarity with the pitfalls and rigors of a White House bid, having run three times before.

Translating from progressive Newspeak to reality, he governs a bankrupt state, he’s known nationally as Governor Moonbeam, he failed three times before… and the media loves him.

Come on down, Jerry Brown.

“I think Jerry is precisely what America needs,” said Rose Ann DeMoro, the leader of a national nurses union and a strong political ally of Brown. “He has the courage of his convictions, which we haven’t seen in a very long while.”

Jerry has the courage to give the nurses union and every union all the money it wants… even if the money doesn’t exist. Only Jerry Brown has the courage to bankrupt California.

Brown, who is up for reelection in 2014, has not yet stated his intention to seek another term, though he has raised millions of dollars for what would appear to be an easy campaign.

Unless… someone runs against him.

All the California papers are saying that Jerry Brown is bound to win. “Jerry Brown’s re-election a virtual lock” the San Francisco Chronicle declares.

Why? Because he has an approval rating of 58 percent. And an incredible 52 percent of those surveyed would vote for him.

Republicans shouldn’t even bother running against him because there is no way he could lose. Jerry Brown should instead focus on his presidential campaign. He could run on a platform of letting men in dresses use womens’ bathrooms and a light rail train to nowhere.

The famously Delphic governor often leaves people guessing about his motivation and intentions, which leaves plenty of leeway ahead of 2016. Absent a clear-cut statement of disinterest from Brown — who sought the White House in 1976, 1980 and 1992 — some see familiar signs of a presidential-candidate-in-waiting.

Were those the same people who thought that Elizabeth Warren, who made her cash and connections from the Clintons, would stab Hillary in the back and run?

“Things happen in California that are not happening in Washington,” Brown said during an October appearance at an electric-vehicle expo in San Francisco. “We can do a lot of things in California to shift the [political] climate throughout the whole country.”

Like let in more illegal aliens. And force people to buy more electric cars.

In a victory lap a few weeks later, he traveled to the nation’s capital and ticked off the bills he had signed, including immigration-friendly legislation and laws promoting green energy. “We didn’t wait for the federal government,” he crowed.

Neither did his pal, Jim Jones.

For now, California is drinking Jerry Brown’s Kool-Aid. At least 58 percent of Californians are.

“Every move he’s making is the move of a presidential candidate,” said Ralph Nader, the consumer advocate, who has run several times himself and would like to see Brown make another try for the White House in two years. “It’s almost a blueprint.”

Brown/Nader 2016. America deserves full Communism.

Brown was the last Democrat standing in the 1992 race against Bill Clinton, and their competition grew unusually personal and nasty, heightening the drama of a prospective 2016 campaign.

Brown repeatedly attacked Clinton’s character and ethics, took after Hillary Rodham Clinton for her work with a prominent Arkansas law firm while her husband was governor — ”You ought to be ashamed of yourself,” Bill Clinton said in a finger-wagging debate exchange — and carried his fight to the party’s national convention long after it was clear Clinton would be the nominee.

But there’s no sign that the rivalry is still going on. Or that Jerry Brown would run just to spite Hillary.

“I want to see more competition,” said Nader, who opposes Clinton’s nomination for its dynastic overtones, among other reasons. “Let a hundred flowers bloom.”

And let a hundred bees flock to them.

  • DogmaelJones1

    I didn’t know Ralph Nader was still living. Or hadn’t grown senile. No, wait. He is senile. He’s backing Mr. Moonbeam.

  • john spielman

    it will be interesting to see what happens when California does a” Detroit'( ie files for bankruptcy). Will all the Holly Wood elites give up their money by paying a special tax to keep the liberal agenda funded?

  • antioli

    Most of the non liberals have departed California which by default gives the Democrats the voting edge. The Republicans got all the immigrants they wanted. To bad they voted Democratic. Who could have seem it coming???

  • tanstaafl

    Jerry Brown is 75? Damn, I’m getting old.

  • Joe_USA

    Brown is only helping himself here in Cali.

  • Tim N

    I don’t like the CNA’s (i.e. Rose DeMoro) brand of political activism. However Brown isn’t giving the CNA nurses any money. That’s between them and the corporations.
    Brown is too old to make a run for the presidency anyway. This is his swan song.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      “I don’t like the CNA’s (i.e. Rose DeMoro) brand of political activism. However Brown isn’t giving the CNA nurses any money. That’s between them and the corporations. Brown is too old to make a run for the presidency anyway.”

      The medical industries are highly regulated. If only it was just between nurses and “corporations” but it’s not. And with 0’Bamacare…it matters even more.

  • A Z

    Jerry Brown did not take his own state. California, during the 1992 Democrat presidential primaries in 1992 against a draft dodger, serial adulterer, sexual assaulter, who also had shady business deals (Whitewater & Castle Grande)

    • A Z

      I read up on White water and Castle Grande to refresh my memory.

      At least that is what I thought I was doing.

      Although I was very much against a Clinton Presidency, the media did its’ job well. I did not realize how bad it was. the Clintons and the McDougals cost the government, Resolution Trust Corporation (i.e. the people), over $ 73 million.

      But what they hey, MocDougal’s associates made 2 million in fees.

      Don’t you feel better?

      And Governor Moonbeam could not beat Bubba Clinton.

    • A Z

      It is fortunate for Clinton that Castle Grande and the Madison Guaranty happened in the late 1980s.

      If they had happened circa 2009, the Clintons & McDougals would be considered BANKSTER gangsters.

      Mr McDougal is unfortunate that he was a such a small local player. If he had been part of a large corporation like Goldman-Sachs, he could have gone FULL Corzine. Instead he went to jail.

  • UCSPanther

    A lot of the San Francisco progressive elite are getting right up there in years, and I don’t think any new generation progressives will have the ideological momentum that the SF OP’s (original progressives) had…

  • mystere

    I hope Moonbeam runs for the ticket in 2016. It’ll be funny to watch the Hildebeast fight with Moonbeam, and to see both of them take a political beating in the DNC primaries. Just add Joey The Talking Chicken Biden into the fray, and you’ll see a live political tar and feathering on national television. It’ll be nice to see Moonbeam retiring from politics with a political beating, especially after all the dirty tricks he pulled on Meg Whitman and his other opponent “Poochy”.