Hagel Assures US Troops That He Has No Idea What He’s Doing

If Biden decides to run for president in 2016, it is my earnest hope that he picks Hagel to be his VP. The sight of them together on the campaign trail will surely be an inspiration to us all.

During a Southeast Asia visit, Hagel assures American soldiers that he has no idea if the sanctions are good for anything, only to then assure them that the sanctions are working. If Hagel has no idea whether the sanctions will work, then what is his basis for saying that they are working? In what sense are they working if Iran continues moving toward a nuclear weapon?

To paper over this confusing ambiguity, Hagel assures them that we have time. Actually the Iranians have time and they don’t need that much more of it.


  • BLJ

    Hagel is a clueless buffoon.

    • http://www.adinakutnicki.com AdinaK

      NOT only is Hagel clueless, he is also dangerous due to his DEEP ties to the Iranian regime and other's of like-minded persuasion – http://adinakutnicki.com/2013/02/26/chuck-hagels-

      In other words, the heretofore superpower is in the hands of a DM who truly is clueless and ideologically anti-American, in sync with all of Obama Inc!

      Adina Kutnicki, Israel http://adinakutnicki.com/about/

  • Edward Cline

    Hagel is treading water in shark-infested waters. He keeps saying outloud to himself: "These are shark-infested waters. These are not shark-infested waters, only goldfish swim here." In the meantime, Joe Biden is the lifeguard. He spots half a dozen fins headed quickly in Hagel's direction. He yells out over a megaphone: "Hey, Chuck, Beyonce and Ice-T are about to party with you." But Biden is hallucinating, or just being his stupid self, because he really believes the fins are Beyonce and Ice-T are coming to frolick with Chuck Hagel.

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  • American Patriot

    Hagel scares the crap out of me

    • jakespoon

      Be afraid,be very afraid. Not just of this idiot, and blitherin' Joe,but Big Sis, the Easter Island head Kerry and several others are ninnys. All work for the Big Ninny.

  • cdnbn

    I cannot imagine this, er, fellow passing an interview for ANY job where you have to think on your feet.

    If I were running Iran, I'd be working double-time on a Bomb, now.

    Can you imagine this blockhead in a crisis?

  • garyfouse

    Wow. What a ticket that would be. May I suggest a campaign theme tune?


  • jakespoon

    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance ,baffle them with bulls-it.

  • Ragnar

    Barack needs to quickly sponsor Hagel in a 12-step program.

  • Beverly

    Sorry I meant to say " it makes him smarter"