Illegal Immigration is a Civil Right, says Holder


Attorney General Eric Holder does not believe that parents educating their own children counts as a civil right. He does however believe that illegal immigration is a civil right. The only question is when murder and rape will also be declared civil rights. After all they are outcomes of the hallowed civil right of illegal immigration, which means that they must be civil rights too.

Attorney General Eric Holder, in a speech Wednesday before the Mexican American Legal Defense and Education Fund, said this:

Creating a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11 million unauthorized immigrants in this country is essential. The way we treat our friends and neighbors who are undocumented–by creating a mechanism for them to earn citizenship and move out of the shadows — transcends the issue of immigration status. This is a matter of civil and human rights.

So, the chief law-enforcement officer of the United States of America asserts that receiving amnesty for breaking the nation’s laws is a civil right.

Fortunately our understanding of rights is no longer bound by any antiquated notions propounded by a bunch of dead white male slaveholders.

We now know that making a movie is not a right, if it offends Muslims, but that illegally living in the United States is. We know that religious freedom has to take a backseat to the urges of a Sandra Fluke or an Andrew Sullivan, but that giving citizenship to people who broke the law and cut in line ahead of illegal immigrants.

And finally we know that we are no longer a nation of laws, but a nation of whims, where politically correct victimization trumps every sense of right and wrong and the outrage machine grinds night and day finding more victims for the establishment to turn into heroes and more villains who still believe that rights are forms of immunity from government coercion, rather than forms of government coercion, to ritually destroy.

  • Cindy

    Eric Holder looks like a ferret….

    • Mary Sue

      that's an insult to ferrets :P

  • Mickey mouse

    Eric holder, the beholder of lies and the leader of lawlessness. ;) He adds as much value to topics as dog vomit adds value to carpeting. (person of zero value).

  • guest

    Eric "Fast and Furious" Holder makes an excellent consigliere, eh? Who's padding his bank account now?

  • tagalog

    So, using that logic, those of us who obtain full-auto firearms and high-capacity magazines for them are just exercising our civil rights and should get amnesty, right?

  • JacksonPearson

    "Illegal Immigration is a Civil Right, says Holder"
    Only in your walnut-sized brain…it's all in your head Eric!

  • objectivefactsmatter

    Eric Holder obviously doesn't know what civil rights are. Or he's a big fat liar who does know and wants to conflate theories of "human rights" (which are defined philosophically and politically) and civil rights which are defined by the law.

    Another evil 0'Bama ally.

  • Norma

    The only people that create the shadows are the politicians.

  • WilliamJamesWard

    He is completely out of his mind, insane as it is he is farther out than crazy which may be
    and only second to Obama entertaining the greatest contempt of law and order. Of all the
    enemies America faces and all of our problems, the Obama regeme is the worst and most
    dangerous to come against us in our combined History…………………William

  • Anamah

    As he says… It is absolutely essential…. to get ride of this inappropriate A.G. This man and the president are acting as provocateurs. This two seems to believe they are entitled as new Founders Father creating a new lawless community… That man probe without a doubt how misguided has been the American public. Now is open to the world to see, how dangerous is this administration. I do not know if there are enough to impeach before is too late. Mr Obama has been deceitful, has lied, about his ideology and intentions. In this second period is so irrational and damaging that seems urgent to stop the madness if America wants to to survive.

    • tagalog

      They both publicly swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution. To fail to do so, or to stand by knowingly while some official you've appointed fails to do so, is a "high crime and misdemeanor."

      But who's counting?

  • AdinaK

    Most intrinsically, what else can one expect from AG Holder, other than to prop up ILLEGAL behavior –

    Adina kutnicki, Israel

  • truebearing

    Holder upholds evil. He is the penultimate adversary of our constitution, right behind Imambama.

  • cynthia curran

    Actually, Holder is not much worst than the Mayor of Anaheim who is a Republican in the Hills area, the big business of Hotels and Resturants in Anaheim have prevented illegals from leaving Anaheim for years since whites and second and 3rd generation Mexicans will not work for the low wages. The Mayor supports legalizing about 75,000 to 125,000 illegal immirgants in his city. When the right does this its worst than the left.

  • candy

    So American citizens get to work 40 hours a week and give 40% of their hard earned $ to : terrorists ,gangs and illegals, for the purpose of buying them clothes food,utilities ,phones,cars,education ,homes,stolen guns and drugs.

    In return Americans receive 4,380 Americans murdered annually by illegals, 2 million known illegal cartel/gang members ,240,000 illegal immigrant sex offenders who average four victims each, 5,900 pedophiles who molest children annually ,28% of auto fatalities caused by illegals,Education for the children of illegal aliens represents the single largest public expenditure at an annual cost of $62 billion., 27% of the prison population ,eliminated diseases are being reintroduced ; mumps, measles, rubella, polio, hepatitis B,C, & D ,smallpox,cholera,TB,whooping cough,bedbugs, diphtheria, Lassa, Marburg, Ebola, Crimea-Congo,SARS,bubonic plague and leprosy. 2,000 tons of trash at our borders annually ,
    80 % of the methamphetamines , 80 % of the cocaine, virtually all of the marijuana smuggled into the United States from with Mexico,13 million identity thefts, terrorists ,higher unemployment and a spectrum of robbery,assaults ,limbs blown off and murders.

    And the corrupt government declares this the criminals civil and human rights.

  • BS77

    Read Ann Coulter's latest column about the US immigration DISASTER.

  • owmyballs

    If you squint really hard, Obama and Holder almost look Black.