Insane Socialist President of Venezuela Claims Hugo Chavez Face Appeared on Subway Wall


He's not laughing with you

He’s not laughing with you

It’s official.

Nicholas Maduro isn’t crazy like a fox. He’s just crazy.

Maduro, Chavez’s successor, had previously claimed that Chavez had appeared to him in the form of a small bird, threatened those who wouldn’t vote for him with an ancient curse, and has slept in Chavez’s mausoleum.

So this was the natural next step… in the cult of personality which has taken on clear religious overtones.

Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro said an image of his political idol and predecessor Hugo Chavez had appeared miraculously in the wall of an underground construction site.

Since his death from cancer earlier this year, socialist leader Chavez has taken on mythical proportions for supporters. Maduro has spoken of seeing his former mentor’s spirit several times, including in the shape of a bird.

In the latest incident, Maduro said Chavez’s face briefly appeared to workers building a subway line in Caracas in the middle of the night.

“My hair stands on end just telling you about it,” Maduro said on state TV late on Wednesday, showing a photo of a white-plaster wall with marks that appear like eyes and a nose.

“Who is that face? That gaze is the gaze of the fatherland that is everywhere around us, including in inexplicable phenomena,” added Maduro, who won an April election to replace Chavez after his 14-year presidency.

“Just as it appeared, so it disappeared. So you see, what you say is right, Chavez is everywhere, we are Chavez, you are Chavez,” Maduro said during an event on live TV.

We are the Chavezes we have been waiting for.

If you want a preview of what will happen when Obama’s policies completely collapse, the way Chavez’s have, and his successor is forced to muddle along with his cult of personality, you could do worse than watch the Socialist meltdown in Venezuela.

At this rate, Venezuela will give up on modern industry and just turn to Chavez voodoo to make the crops come in.

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  • Veracious_one

    Maduro has spoken of seeing his former mentor’s spirit several times, including in the shape of a bird.
    must have been a buzzard…

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      More probably a vulture.

  • Veracious_one

    At this rate, Venezuela will give up on modern industry and just turn to Chavez voodoo to make the crops come in.
    that or a return to human sacrifices…

  • Ed FDNYRetiree

    Sean Penn, Michael Moore, Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte seen nodding in approval.

  • Omar

    Wow. Maduro is clearly insane. Don’t refer to that loon as a “president”. There are two major reasons to why Maduro is not Venezuela’s president. The first reason is that he stole the presidential election (with help from the Castro brothers in Communist Cuba) held in Venezuela this past April by resorting to voter fraud, hiding/destroying paper ballots and other fascistic tactics. And the second reason to not call the insane Maduro a “president” is because he is ineligible to serve such an office in a country that is not his native country. Maduro is not Venezuelan. He is Colombian, both by birth and by heritage (Maduro’s entire family is from Colombia). Panama’s former ambassador to the Organization of American States, Guillermo Cochez, has documents from Maduro’s hometown of Cucuta, Colombia (the town is near the border with Venezuela) that proves that the insane autocrat was born in that town and that he had received Venezuelan citizenship at age 11 (according to the Venezuelan constitution created by none other than Chavez, a person can only become a natural-born citizen of Venezuela if he or she was either born in that country or became a citizen of it by age 7). Since Maduro became a c

    • Gee

      Did they reuse the paper ballots for toilet paper?

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    Merduro dropped too much acid.

  • DogmaelJones1

    “At this rate, Venezuela will give up on modern industry and just turn to Chavez voodoo to make the crops come in.” Not to mention toilet paper.

  • Johnnnyboy

    It must be real. If it were fake it would be a better likeness. If that is Chavez, he is the worse for wear. Back when I attended a church school they had a ‘Jesus in the Snow’ picture. Real or otherwise, at least it does not look like moldering plaster…

    The Latins are primed to see things because it turns up in the religion. the Virgin of Guadalupe is perhaps the most conspicuous example.

  • UCSPanther

    Obviously, Nicholas Maduro didn’t get the memo that Chavez is now the Brakeman on the Devil’s train…

  • jnack

    The ignorance of the headline of this article is what’s really funny. The new ministry is in charge of overseeing Venezuela’s social missions which have been internationally recognized as extremely successful. These missions include literacy, adult education, community medical care, housing construction, discount food distribution for the poor, planting trees, and many other very concrete and down to earth projects.

    It’s only ignorant readers who are commenting on the article thus far, which is a reflection of how effective the corporate medias successful propaganda campaign against Venezuela.