John Kerry Caught Swiftboating it on a Yacht and Lying About It


John Kerry likes boats. He likes windsurfing. He doesn’t seem to be much good at foreign policy. Obama probably should have made a job for him like Secretary of Windsurfing. Or Czar of Yachting. Considering all the useless czars already out there, it wouldn’t have even stood out that much.

But Kerry seems determined to finish his career by doing the same useless things he did as senator while calling himself Secretary of State. One of those things is spending a lot of time on his boat. The other is lying about it.

While Egypt melted down, Kerry took some time off to be with his beloved Isabel. A yacht that has gotten him in trouble before. Kerry’s spokeswoman, an Obama vet, however denied that Kerry was in any shape or form swiftboating it in.

“Since his plane touched down in Washington at 4 a.m., Secretary Kerry was working all day and on the phone dealing with the crisis in Egypt,” spokeswoman Jen Psaki said. “He participated in the White House meeting with the president by secure phone and was and is in non-stop contact with foreign leaders, and his senior team in Washington and Cairo. Any report or tweet that he was on a boat is completely inaccurate.”

Except it turned out to be very accurate.

 On Thursday night, CBS News obtained a photo of Kerry on his boat and sent it to the State Department, asking whether they still stand by their denial that Kerry was on a boat.

The response: “Yes.”

Maybe it was Kerry’s evil twin brother. It would explain all the flip flops.

In the wake of the Herald story, a State Department spokeswoman admitted yesterday that Kerry was “briefly” aboard his $7 million luxury craft, the Isabel, on the day of the coup, after previously insisting the yacht sighting was “completely inaccurate.”

“While he was briefly on his boat on Wednesday,” State Department spokeswoman Jennifer Psaki said, “Secretary Kerry worked around the clock all day.”

Except for all the time he was on the boat. I don’t think Psaki understands the concept of around the clock. She probably thinks it’s a retro 50s diner.

The Herald front-page story captured a series of photos of Kerry paddling a kayak in shorts and a polo shirt.

Around the clock.

  • matt

    It’s ok for him and the Administration to lie because he’s a liberal Democrat. It’s also ok for him to be filthy rich, because he’s a liberal Democrat.

  • Martha Washington

    All these CRIMINALS do is LIE-

  • sathachlaixe

    Rich is not a crime. Good for him

    • ziggy zoggy

      Not if you’re a left-wing hypocrite. Good for you.

    • Drdean0

      right-O. Rich is not a crime, however how some people get rich is.

  • raybury

    Any follow up on the plane story? No commercial flights arrive in DC at 4 AM, but did he see DC at all that day and then go to Boston or Providence later? Specificity of Psaki’s lie is reminiscent of… Well, it isn’t good.

  • OfficialPro

    Now all we need is someone with Windows Movie Maker and a Youtube account to make a video of John Kerry to the tune of that “I’m on a BOAT, m*****f***er, I’m ON A BOAT!”

  • ziggy zoggy

    Obama. No amount of buyer’s remorse can change the fact that America chose this Obamanation.

    • Drdean0

      If you consider fraudulent voters a part of the mix then America did choose this creep as President. However since I refuse to acknowledge that the (both) election of BHO were legitimate I see no possibility that we Americans chose this clown and his minions to be the leader of this county which was once was the greatest hope for all mankind.

  • silver gonzales

    As soon as a criminal ie politician loses in his/her bid for the Presidency, their political career ( as well as their vice president candidate ) is ” light’s out”. R u listening McInsane, Heinz Kerry? Sarah Palin resigned. Only honourable one of the bunch.

    • SWohio

      Where is Mrs. Kerry being kept these days? Haven’t seen her and her uncontrollable mouth traveling or even in the same room with her hubby since his immaculation.

  • Texas Patriot

    We live in an era of extremely wealthy politicians who are not to be bothered with the real needs of the people, much less the very real and intractable problems facing them. So Israel and Hamas are patted on the back and told to make peace, when Hama’s charter calls for the destruction and complete elimination of Israel and makes any kind of permanent peace with Israel completely impossible. But as we all know, truth is not good politics. It makes people depressed. It forces conclusions that are really unpleasant. Most of all it alienates wealthy foreign governments with unlimited cash who can stop the flow of money to our elected representatives whenever they want. And that is a possibility that does bother our elected representatives.

    • Drdean0

      Actually I believe that JK does not in the least want to follow in the footsteps of either BC or any other. JK I am sure plans never to leave the white house. He is in it for life.

  • sciteach123

    The only reason he can afford such a boat is because he is good at marrying women with money; lots of money. He never had a real job in his life; just a professional politician.

  • Dan Huff

    Kerry’s gonna Yacht Around the Clock Tonight he’s gonna Yacht, Yacht, Yacht, in broad daylight he’s gonna Yacht Around the Clock Tonight! Might make a great video.

  • Nate

    Look at his expression; it just screams, ‘Crap, I just got caught.’