Man in Burqa Tries to Rob Liquor Store in Confusing Hate Crime

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Sadly the Islamophobic and Transphobic media described this man as a robber and a female impersonator, when he was clearly just an LGBT Muslim trying to collect Jizya from the Dhimmis.

A burqa-wearing man pretending to be a woman is in police custody after an armed robbery and dramatic police chase Friday afternoon.

If a man pretends to be a woman, he is exercising his new gender identity. The failure to recognize his new gender identity is a hate crime.

Police say around 3 p.m. Harford County Sheriff’s deputies were called to Third Base Liquors on South Fountain Green Road in Bel Air for a report of a robbery. When officers arrived witnesses told them a man wearing a burqa covering his entire face except for his eyes entered the store and asked the clerk about beer.

Police say the man altered his voice to sound like a woman and chose a case of beer. As the clerk leaned over to pick up the beer the fake lady flashed a gun and announced a hold up.

The clerk gave the burqa-wearing female impersonator an undisclosed amount of cash and the robber left the store and jumped into a white SUV.

Shouldn’t the clerk of Third Base Liquors consider the cash just compensation for the sufferings inflicted by American imperialism and the heteronormative patriarchy on the LGBT Muslim community?

Unlike the hideous bigots at ABC2, the Baltimore Sun gets into the politically correct spirit, describing the repressive burka as “a mode of female dress that covers all but the eyes” and maintains a careful degree of ambiguity as to the gender identity of the robber, quoting, “The suspect talked in a high-pitched voice, but there is a belief they could have been a man trying to sound like a woman.”

Fleeing Heteronormative Islamophobic persecution, the transgendered individual led police on a car chase and flipped over his/her SUV several times and ending up in the hospital.

But what else is a member of several persecuted minorities supposed to expect from the American justice system which exists only to benefit white men?


  • Mary Sue

    I know, right?

  • wolfeatworld

    You know what’s really weird? I’ve never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

    Ya know?


  • MeSoHornish

    A burqa in a liquor store? Shoot on sight! Be sure to yell "Allahu Ackbar" when you do it.

  • RUI

    "flipped over his/her SUV several times and ending up in the hospital." Thank you, Lord!

  • AdinaK

    The fact of the matter is that multi-culti psychotics refuse to see what the burqa represents and it has ZERO to do with religious dictates, that's for sure. But it has to do with allowing the Islamist to slip in and out of situations stealthily and this is the issue. But even when in western garb, too many Islamic adherents are shielded by leftist brayers and the Boston bombing is one such catastrophic result – –

    So if a man dresses up as a woman in Islamic garb and commits crimes – as has happened too many times to count – no one should be "oh so shocked". As such, isn't it time to BAN this criminal gear…what say you Nanny Bloomberg, perhaps you can lead the banning charge??

    Adina Kutnicki, Israel

  • owmyballs

    That liquor store looks nicer than my Dr's waiting room and that burka dude looks a lot sexier than the Boston bomb mom. I think Obama has some competition for world's most effeminate shemale.

  • owmyballs

    Censorship is a symptom of impotence. Going soft?

  • owmyballs

    I wonder if the left censors themselves? Nah. Not even they're that limp and dumb.

  • kafir4life

    I find this troubling. As a law abiding lesbian muslim woman hopeless trapped in a Jewish man's body (who also likes women), I can say the posters here aren't showing much empathy. The only time I ever wear my burkee is when I'm out on a "date" with another muslima.

  • Cat K

    How could he? I mean how could he drive a WHITE SUV? I hope it had a coexist bumper sticker, at least.

  • Spikey1

    He only wearing the burka because he likes to be dominated.

  • Rifleman

    If you cover your face in any way and walk into a liquor store in Atlanta or its' burbs, you might get shot out of hand, and you'll almost certainly be covered by two or more firearms. The employees of many stores are carrying pistols in plain sight, and knowing this, robbers usually go for an easier target, like a franchise.

  • Chezwick

    The man was wearing a Niqab. The Burkha covers the entire face.

  • DDay66

    Unfortunately they caught him/her so we will now as taxpayers have to pick up the tab for it's subtractadictomy.

    • Mary Sue

      also known as a "Choppadickoffame" XD

  • Guest

    Reminds me of the women at the stoning in Monty Python's Life of Brian.