Muslim Brotherhood Takes the High Road, Accuses General Al-Sisi of Being a Secret Jew

Al-Sisistein?

Al-Sisistein?

To recap the Arab Spring Secret Jew Front, everyone from Assad to Mubarak to Gaddafi to Ahmadinejad were accused of really being Jews. Because that is how politics in the Muslim world works.

Now it’s General Al-Sisi’s turn to be accused of being a secret Jew.

Following are excerpts from a statement made by Gamal Nassar, former media secretary to the General Guide of the Muslim Brotherhood, which aired on the Al-Jazeera network on August 17, 2013.

Gamal Nassar: I was trying to figure out Al-Sisi’s origins. I wanted to know more about him. I was surprised to learn, from the Algerian Al-Watan newspaper, that Al-Sisi is of Jewish origin. His mother is called Mulaika Titani, and her brother was a member of the Jewish Haganah organization. Thus, we see that this man, by any standard, is implementing a Zionist plan to divide Egypt.

That sounds fascinating Gamal, where can our readers get more information about this?

This is a Zionist plot, and I am willing to be held responsible for what I say. Whoever reads The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and the writings of [the Jews], including those who were writing in the U.S., realizes that this plot was premeditated.

The Protocols. It was a tossup between that or Mein Kampf.

But that’s okay. Because it turns out that Hassan al-Banna, founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, was also a Secret Jew (TM).

Safa Al-Hashem, activist and political candidate for the Kuwaiti parliament, has launched a sharp attack on the Muslim Brotherhood.

Al-Hashem told Al-Watan-Kuwait that the Brotherhood has a plan to deploy this poison in the Gulf, and he claims that Hassan al-Banna, founder of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, was really a Moroccan immigrant of Jewish descent! According to al-Hashem, al-Banna really meant the “Jewish brotherhood” when he founded the organization.

Well obviously. Now if Obama finds out the Muslim Brotherhood is really the Jewish Brotherhood, he’ll stop supporting them and start demanding that they turn over land and release terrorists.

So are there any actual Arabs and Muslims in the Middle East… or are they all really Jews?

 

  • Toni_Pereira

    Why didn’t i saw that coming?

  • DogmaelJones1

    Next thing you know we’ll hear that Louis Farrakhan is really a secret Jew, and also Rev. Jeremiah Wright. And it’s very likely that Barack Obama is a secret Jew, as well as Michelle. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Senior and Junior (now headed for prison), all secret Jews. All their imprecations against Jews is just so much sneaky folderol, secret code sent to the heirs of the Protocol Elders. Someone will have it on impeachable authority, the Riyadh King Abdullah High School Bugle, but won’t be able to identify the source. Come to think of it, King Abdullah is probably a secret Jew.

  • JacksonPearson

    You know there’s a deeper problem with the Muslim Brotherhood, when the Saudi government pulled the plug on the them.

  • Zolicon

    Wasn’t the same thing said about Hitler ?

  • defcon 4

    I can only imagine a world in which there were more Jews than muslimes. It would a utopia in comparison to what we have today.

  • Valmom

    Well, when the USSR collapsed, Lenin, Stalin and anyone in the middle were also thw Secret Jews:))

  • Ron

    That’s good, now he can exercise the “right of return”, move to Israel and be happy ever after ;-)