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Muslims Shoot Each Other, Blame Zionist Snow Pig Conspiracy

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On December 21, 2013 @ 10:26 am In The Point | 23 Comments

Once every few decades, there is a winter storm in Israel so severe that it shuts everything down in both Israeli and Muslim areas. That’s the day that the Zionist pig breeders are waiting for.

“Quickly,” they cry, “Yalla, yalla. Release the pigs!”

The pigs, who have been specially bred and trained to destroy only Muslim crops, are set loose and have great fun for a day or two. And then they go back to the barn and wait another few decades to do the same thing again.

In the meantime though, the pigs, who are also great masters of psychology, trick Muslims into shooting each other.

A Palestinian youth was accidentally shot and killed by his cousin on Saturday night as a group of young Palestinians attempted to defend their village against a herd of wild pigs released by Israeli colonists during the snowstorm that has hit Palestine since last Tuesday.

19-year-old Yousri Mohammad Nayef Al Deek, from the village of Kafr Al Deek, near Salfit, was shot in the heart by a bullet fired by his cousin and neighbour Majd Ahmad Abdul Karim Al Deek.

Local sources in Kafr Al Deek told Gulf News that Israeli colonists have used the bad weather to set free a group of the wild pigs to attack the Palestinian farms and properties in the village.

And the wild pigs had of course been trained to target only Muslim crops. But what do the Jews do with the wild pigs the rest of the time? Use them in artistic backgrounds? Play chess with them?

The sources added that a group of Palestinian youngsters armed with old rifles rushed to fight the wild pigs but the rainy and snowy weather did not give them clear vision. During the frenzy, the victim was fatally shot.

I’m sure it was an accident. Caused entirely by the Zionist snow and Zionist pigs. It’s not like the killer has a family history of… wait…

The sources maintained that it was an accidental death and that the killer was getting ready to receive his father who is scheduled to be released from Israeli prison on Sunday after serving years of imprisonment.

I blame Israel. And the snow. And the pigs.

Not the shooter.


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