My Taxes Went Up And All I Got Was This $25 Obama Coffee Mug

Obama has always been for sale to the highest bidder. But you don’t have to be Warren Buffett or George Soros to buy Obama, because Democrats, unlike Republicans, are not beholden to a bunch of corporations. And while you may not get the same billion dollars value for your 25 bucks that Buffett or Soros got, and your net worth will actually drop as you drop money on worthless crap with the name of Obama, his wife or his dog on it, you will know that you did your part to make life worse for all working Americans.

And that’s value that a mere 25 dollar purple coffee mug with gold rim, that looks like it started life in the Elton John gift shop just can’t buy.

Are you dumb, stupid, a kneebiter, a wantwit, a fool, a poltroon, dense, dim and obtuse? Do you have trouble managing your money because you think it comes from a magic fairy? Obviously… you voted for Obama, didn’t you.

But is your house also full of collectibles that only a mentally ill person would collect? Then drop $7,500 on the medallion set featuring gold, silver and bronze medallions of Obama and Biden looking off into the distance, perhaps the place over the horizon where all the money went.

With the official 57th Presidential Inauguration medallion collection of gold, silver and bronze complete with certificate of authenticity so you can be sure that you have the real medallions of two fake men, you will finally have actual things to trade for food and gas when the economy collapses. While your medallions will not retain their face value of $7,500, Fajir will give you a dozen loaves of bread and fill up your tank, biting the gold and silver with his teeth, and throwing the bronze away, before melting them down.

Do you really love playing golf when you should be working? Convey your feelings to everyone with the one thing that can fully capture your love of laziness by commemorating four more years of laziness with the Golf Divot Tool featuring the inaugural seal. What better way than a tool can there be to properly embody the inauguration of a tool… of billionaire socialists. And every time you use the tool, you’ll be reminded of what a sucker you are, since you use a divot tool to repair the damage you did, but the tool-in-chief just causes more damage, grins and goes back to the golf course.

A bargain at only $15.

  • Mary Sue

    About 25 years from now, we'll see one of these people on Hoarders: Buried Alive (in Obama Memorabilia).

  • http://twitter.com/PBizzel @PBizzel

    @rooskies1 > This was an awesome read…I really needed that laugh. #BARRYOSUX #OPERATIONSAVEAMERICA

  • kate5778b

    They used to make chamber pots (those potties that used to go under beds in the 30s-40s before the common man had indoor toilets) with Hitler painted on the bottom:
    http://hitlergettingpunched.blogspot.co.uk/2009/1

    • kafir4life

      They currently make urinal cakes (those scent removers that go in men's urinals in department stores and office buildings) with Pelosi, Biden, Bahney Frank (he likes/licks his) and President Stinky (bo) on the top: http://www.fubowear.com/servlet/the-Conservative-

  • http://twitter.com/USnavy1967 @USnavy1967

    If the American elite that voted for Obama a second time are so inclined to put out money for a mug, golf divot, t shirt or what ever, oh wait they will probably get one at the inauguration of an idiot and his jester. Or perhaps be invited inside the WH for a signed copy of his inauguration address with picture. Or maybe a picture together with the impostor president and his impostor wife with you in the middle. Hope you all enjoy your trinkets, smile, bend down and kiss my ass.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    "With the official 57th Presidential Inauguration medallion collection of gold, silver and bronze complete with certificate of authenticity so you can be sure that you have the real medallions of two fake men,"

    I can certify that both men are fake. Don't ask me about the souvenirs.

  • Thomas Wells

    And you get an EMPTY cup.

    • Greg

      Why you guys squabble I'm losing money , How much did that lying a$$ take from you. I'm nowhere near the upper limits of the middle class and losing $1800.00 a year. Maybe I should sit on my butt and collect a lifetime of Unemployment

  • aysarodeh

    FROM GENTILE TO DANIEL GREENFEILD ANDALL THE -BERG-WIEN-STIEN,
    IT IS PRESIDENT OBAMA TO YOU, EVEN IF YOU ARE A ZIONIST PRETENDING TO BE AN AMERICAN

    • Chris

      From Chris to aysarodeh: you are an idiot.
      Incidentally, your man, Muhammad, was a vicious pedophile.
      So stuff your Zionist schtick up your a$$

      And mr Obama can kiss my a$$. He is America's burden, not president.
      I would spit in his face if I could.

      • aysar

        where do you live zionist calling himself chris,
        if you are a man, maybe we can meet and take care of this in person

      • aysar

        fU#$ y*U bIT$h a$$ pU$$y jEW

        • kafir4life

          allahu snackbar, muslim! Are you one of the followers of the pedophile, mohamat, shatter of the terror guide, the koran? Have you heard how that happenned? Mo had finished a meal made of his lover and favorite pig, or "mom" as he called her. Being that people didn't know to properly cook pork, he ended up with explosive diarrhea, and "wrote" the terror guide in the sand in poop. Now THAT'S a holy book!!

          • aysar

            why not meet me in a parking lot somewhere so we can talk this over.
            If your a man
            I live in Baltimore, MD and willing to drive to teach you a lesson.
            lets set this up
            Don't Pu$$y out

          • Chris

            Listen, shiek yerbouti, if you're like your Islamic buddies, you are probably too busy buggering young boys to fight.

          • aysar

            why not meet me in a parking lot somewhere so we can talk this over.
            If your a man
            I live in Baltimore, MD and willing to drive to teach you a lesson.
            lets set this up
            Don't Pu$$y out

        • Chris

          Stay classy mr religion of pieces!

        • Chris

          Ooh, I don't even know how to respond to that.
          Awesome retort habib!

          • aysar

            At least now you know for sure that your a Pu$$y and we are ready anytime anywhere Bit*%

    • kafir4life

      We just call him Stinky……because of the bo.