North Korean Leader Gives Order to Study “Practical Applications” of the Third Reich

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Nothing to worry about, I’m sure. It’s not like North Korea has the ability to kill millions of people at a whim thanks to the ineptness and appeasement of the Clinton Administration.

Senior North Korean officials received copies of “Mein Kampf,” Adolf Hitler’s rambling prison memoir, as gifts for Kim Jong Un’s birthday this January, according to a report by New Focus International, a North Korean news organization that sources from defectors and volunteer citizens within the country.

The famous Nazi autobiography was reportedly distributed as what’s called a “hundred-copy book,” which refers to Pyongyang’s practice of circulating an extremely limited number of copies among top officials, though most books are forbidden in North Korea. Gifts marking the leader’s birthday are typically imbued with special political significance.

The book was apparently not distributed to endorse Nazism so much as to draw attention to Germany’s economic and military reconstruction after World War One. A North Korean who works on behalf of the country in China told New Focus that Kim gave a speech endorsing Germany’s inter-war revival and encouraging officials to read “Mein Kampf.”

“Kim Jong Un gave a lecture to high-ranking officials, stressing that we must pursue the policy of Byungjin in terms of nuclear and economic development,” New Focus’s North Korean source told them by phone. “Byungjin” translates literally to “in tandem” and refers to official policy of developing the nuclear program and economy simultaneously.

The source continued, “Mentioning that Hitler managed to rebuild Germany in a short time following its defeat in World War One, Kim Jong Un issued an order for the Third Reich to be studied in depth and asked that practical applications be drawn from it.”

Let me help Kim Jong Un out with those practical applications. They are…

1. Convince the world you’re a moderate and obtain investments and loans

2. Loot a minority group  that you suspect has wealth and use it to finance unsustainable social welfare spending

3. When their money runs out, begin invading other countries and looting them

Kim can probably manage the first one, but the second two have no application.

  • DogmaelJones1

    I think the North Koreans ought to enter a contract with Saturday Night Live to provide material for the looniest skits possible. Can you imagine it? Kim Jong Un sporting a Hitlerian moustache and that weird coif together. A knee-slapper!

    • Naresh Krishnamoorti

      Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman could be the new Lemmon and Matthau.

  • UCSPanther

    A rambling manifesto written by the most infamous dictator of the 20th century, and virtually required reading by both neo-nazis and antisemites everywhere, now required reading in an equally demented and stale dictatorship with grandiose dreams…

    What’s not to dislike?

    • http://valeofdarkness.blogspot.com/ ValeofIgnorance

      You forget to mention it’s popularity in most of the countries of the Middle-East, including places like ‘Westernized’ modern Turkey.

  • Ghostwriter

    How come I’m not surprised by this? One dictatorial lunatic wanting to learn from another dictatorial lunatic. This is crazy.

  • Smoking Hamster

    I think they will skip step 2. The people don’t have any more wealth for the Kims to steal…

  • spyeatte

    They could declare war on China and invade. Be fun to watch.

    • TheSunDidIt

      More likely Japan and South Korea.

      • spyeatte

        I was not serious.