Obama Claims Al Qaeda Defeated, Al Qaeda Claims It Has Scud Missiles

Hmm this is a tough one. Whom to believe? The man who set the Muslim world on fire and unleashed the Islamist takeover of entire countries. Or Al Qaeda.

In any case, Jabhat al-Nusra, one of the local Al Qaeda affiliated groups, claims to have captured a bunch of Scud missiles. They are reportedly planning to turn them into orphanages for the poor or possibly kill a lot of people. There’s just no way to know.

Syrian rebels affiliated with al-Qaeda recently captured a Syrian military depot containing Scud missiles, according to reports in Arab media outlets. The reports differ on whether the site, located in the east of the country, also contained chemical warheads.

Hey, we might finally have an answer to the left’s great question of, “Where are the WMDs?” Saddam sent them over to Syria and Obama let them fall into the hands of Al Qaeda.

“What you see here are Syrian long-range missiles that were manufactured in Iraq and brought to Syria. Happily, they are now in our hands,” the rebels said in a video posted on YouTube.

Last week, rebels claimed they had taken control of a nuclear facility in the Deir al-Zour area that was bombed by Israel in 2007.

So everything is basically looking good.

With Al Qaeda getting access to WMDs and a delivery system, it’s now 60% more defeated than ever for a total of 180% defeated. We can pull out of Afghanistan and send the troops off to be fired and gay married, because war is over if you want it. And when Al Qaeda figures out what to do with all that gear, Michelle Obama can award them their very own Oscar for Best Performance in an Arab Spring.

  • Mary Sue

    yay, random deletions.

    I bet this secret collaboration/aiding of the MB and Al kaida goes back to Clinton.

  • Matt

    Don’t worry about al-Nusra, false flag. Scare the west with terror and then create a internal conflict between the FSA. SNC passports that is the difference.

  • Matt

    So what will it be after he falls we will send weapons so what is it passports and citizenship or terrorists.

  • Matt

    I should add look at Mali a few months, why cooperation from Neighbors a kill zone, you should think about that. Carry on.

  • Edward Cline

    The Scud missiles aren't important to Obama. What is important is that you knuckle under Obamacare and drop your drawers for a friendly TSA agent to goose you and perhaps get you aroused enough. It's more important that you follow Michelle's diet regimen and not drink anything over 16 ounces in a styrofoam cup, but never mind her $200 dinners at pricy DC restaurants in which all the other patrons must undergo a pat-down to make sure they won't laugh at her pigging out and throw spitballs at her. It's more important that we forget Benghazi, and send Brennan, Kerry and Hagel our best wishes, because if we don't we'll be put on Ozero's revised enemies list. Never mind the Scuds. Those are intended for Israel. .We have our own drones, after all.

  • Matt

    al-Nusra get most of their weapons through easy victories as Assad conducts a strategic withdrawal.

  • Brujo Blanco

    I do not look forward to the day when Islamic wackos use these types of weapons. Obama likely won't mind if they use these weapons on Jews but I will. The Muslims want to rule the world under Sharia and they are slowly moving towards that goal.

  • SoCalMike

    When one of these WMDs reaches our shores, Matt and the entire collection of false media prophets will never blame the Americans who made it possible for them to acquire the weapons in the first place.
    They will just blame Bush and Rumsfeld as far too many brain dead mentally conformed Americans nod in agreement.

  • Ar'nun

    "Hey, we might finally have an answer to the left’s great question of, “Where are the WMDs?” "

    Unfortunately no. Iraq still had Scuds when we showed up there in 2002-2003. When I was in Kuwait during the start of the invasion Scuds were fired into Kuwait every few hours. Clearly a Scud in the tiny mind of a Progressive doesn't qualify as a WMD even with chemical war-heads. Then again if they found a 40 Mega-ton Nuke, I doubt the Demobrats would accept that either, because their agenda is far more important.

  • Carlos Angulo

    and their is no talk about how dead wrong he was. If he was a Republican, we wouldn’t hear the end of it. Liberals are such hypocrites