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Obama Inc Renames “Founding Fathers” to “Founding Founders”

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On June 14, 2013 @ 6:31 pm In The Point | 19 Comments

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An unspecified time ago a bunch of Founding Founders of unknown sexual orientations and sexual identities founded a country on a non-exclusive basis in order to promote free birth control, open borders and cowboy poetry.

We are engaged now in a great civil war for transgender bathrooms, gay marines and abortions for all to test whether a nation so conceived can endure all its abortions.

The White House has today [2] put up a link to a new government website that collates and offers key documents from the revolution and the founding era. But it appears that the administration couldn’t bring itself to say, “Founding Fathers”:

The graceful gender free replacement of choice for the factually sexist Founding Fathers was Founding Founders which like a guy named Lee Lee is hilariously redundant.

If a flock of Founding Founders founded a nation conceived in liberty how many MPH would they turn at the sight of their nation turning into Orwell’s Oceania run by the faculty of University of Wisconsin–Madison.

Update: In recognition of their linguistic stupidity, Founding Founders has reverted back to Founding Fathers.


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