Obama Sends “Elite FBI Unit” to Read Al Qaeda Terrorist his “Rights”


“Hello Bob, I’m going to need some of your best men, women and trans-confused things on this.

“We’ve got a top Al-Qaeda terrorist in custody and we need some top notch fellows to read him his rights before he spills his guts. That’s right. We sent in men to risk their lives capturing him, but we don’t want him to talk. We want to make sure he never talks again by giving him a bunch of lawyers and putting him on trial.

“It’s a dangerous mission. He’s a known spitter. And biter. But I know your boys, girls, trans-things can handle it.”

The Pentagon confirmed Saturday night that U.S. special forces had captured alive Abu Anas al Libi in Tripoli, Libya. Libi, also known as Nazih Abdul-Hamed al-Ruqai, was wanted in connection with the 1998 bombings of the American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania.

“On October 5, the Department of Defense, acting under military authorities, conducted an operation to apprehend longtime Al Qaeda member Abu Anas al Libi in Libya,” Pentagon Press Secretary George Little said in a statement. “He is currently lawfully detained under the law of war in a secure location outside of Libia. Abu Anas al Libi has been indicted in the Southern District of New York in connection with his alleged role in Al Qaeda’s conspiracy to kill U.S. nationals and to conduct attacks against U.S. interests worldwide, which included Al Qaeda plots to attack U.S. forces stationed in Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and Somalia, as well as the U.S. embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya.”

Multiple senior U.S. officials told Fox News that Libi is being held on a ship at sea…

Sources told Fox News that Libi will be read his rights by an elite FBI unit that was sent out for that purpose.

It’s a dirty job… and nobody has to do it. But this is what Obama planned to do with Osama is a bunch of Navy SEALS hadn’t done the right thing.

  • Muck Fuslims

    What rights do theses POS’s have except for the right to talk or die? Maybe Obama granted him citizenship, wouldn’t surprise me if Obama granted all of Al-Qaeda citizenship……..

  • Love of Country

    sickening how Obama treats our enemies with greater compassion than American Citizens. I love my country but am so ashamed of my President.

    • James N. Samples

      He should be getting fucked by a boar, not read rights…

  • Hank Rearden

    err…our rights come from the Constitution and the /Constitution applies to citizens. This guy is not even a POW because they other side is not a signatory to the Geneva Conventions. He is a POS. Up against the wall m*****-f*****.

  • A Z

    Earth to all stupid (fill in the blank) liberals.

    We should not prosecute these guys until the War is over. The way you are going about it the war will not be over for a long time, if ever.

    Rudolf Hess was tried as a war criminal. But he was held as a POW and not prosecuted until the War was ended. At such point the Nazis had no will or means to effectively resist.

    You (fill in the blank) liberals are not that good. We lost Somalia. We lost Yemen. We are losing Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya and Kenya.

    Obviously, we are have not won the war nor are we winning. So why have the equivalent of the Nuremberg trials?

    Because liberals are that (fill in the blank) conceited & (fill in the blank) stupid.

  • A Z

    Liberals are so (fill in the blank) stupid, they would have held the Nuremberg trials before D Day.

    • LoJoFo

      They’re not stupid. It’s much worse. They are evil.

  • Veracious_one

    What are they worried about…CAIR and other Muslim groups have been warning Muslims not to talk to the FBI and/or other law enforcement agencies for a long time…oh wait maybe it’s because Muslims have become adept at using our own laws against us to thrive as Muslims who enjoy making life miserable for everyone else….

  • Drakken

    Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet, so simple and easy even a progressive can do it. Muslim jihadist don’t have rights period! After every scrap of information is pulled out of these sub human savages, get a rope and a pork chop.

  • bob e

    he will have the best lawyers on the planet..
    and of course ..the best of everything else..

    • OrderOfSolve

      On yours & my dime!

  • pupsncats

    “He is currently lawfully detained under the law of war in a secure location outside of Libia.”

    What’s the law of war? Whose law does it reflect?

  • Knucklehead

    He deserved to get all the rights available, as long rights were accompanied by plenty of lefts and a few boots. Terrorists have no rights according to the US Constitution Preamble.

  • jagragg

    That is absolutely asinine, the “enemy” gets Miranda rights, while American citizens are subject to arrest, indefinite confinement and possible execution, WITHOUT the benefits of trial or counsel. Diffidently NOT the country that i swore to serve & protect, anymore!