Obama’s Favorite Islamic University Goes Zombie, Tells High School Students They Can Kill and Eat Apostates, As Long As They Don’t Cook Them

Everyone has standards. Even Islamist cannibals.

In 2009, Obama visited Cairo and in his famous speech praised Al Azhar University as “a beacon of Islamic learning; and for over a century.”

“It was Islam, at places like Al-Azhar,” Obama said, “that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe’s Renaissance and Enlightenment.”

And nothing says light of civilization… like cannibalism.

“Listen also to what they teach to kids… It says, “We allowed the eating of the flesh of dead humans… under necessary conditions.”

It [Dead human flesh] must not be cooked or grilled to avoid Haram [wrongdoing].”

So he’s allowed to eat him without cooking or grilling.

“…and he can kill a murtadd (apostate) and eat him.”…

That’s right!

You mean… the killing of a human being and then grilling him/her and eating him/her?

Yes, because he’s hungry!!!

No, no, no…

Not only that…

This is being taught here at al-Azhar (religious university)?

Listen, sir!… “Al-Azhar al-Sharif (honorable al-Azhar) Azhari Colleges Section, Central Administration for Books, Libraries & Teaching Aide…”

“… for 3rd year high-school”.

This sentence was taken from page 256, from this year’s edition.

Also listen to this… “he can kill the married adulterer, the fighter, whoever gave up praying, and whoever has a punishment on him… even if the Imam did not give his permission for the killing.”

Take note… those are allowing people to go kill other people.

Despite some of the rhetoric in this video, this is probably not an invitation for Cannibal Islamist mobs to begin roaming the streets devouring the flesh of apostates. It would make for a hell of a zombie movie though.

This translation is unverified, but there have been similar Fatwas on cannibalism before, and they involve eating human flesh when you are truly hungry, as implied by “necessary condition.”

That would mean that if you’re fighting the Americans in Afghanistan and your goat rations are running really low, and you need your strength to go on fighting the infidels, you can kill a local Shiite and eat him. It does not however mean that you can just run around eating Shiites on a non-emergency basis.

(See, Islam really is moderate.)

Islamic clerics have debated whether cannibalism in the case of hunger is permissible or not relying on the following verse from the Koran.

“He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides that of Allah. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For Allah is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful” (Surah The Cow 2:173).

Al-Kortoby gives these comments,

“If one is in dire need and found a dead body of an animal, a swine, or of human, he might eat the dead animal because it as “Halal” (lawful or permissible), but not the body of a swine or a human”.

Yet the scholars Ahmad and Dawoud protested by saying that prophet Mohammad said, “Breaking the bones of a dead body is like breaking the bones of a live body. Al-Shafie said, “One may eat the flesh of a human body. It is not allowed to kill a Muslim nor a free non-Muslim under Muslim rule (because he is useful for the society), nor a prisoner because he belongs to other Muslims. But you may kill an enemy fighter or an adulterer and eat his body”.

That’s cannibal triage for you. But the more dangerous quote may be the one that licenses any Muslim to act as judge, jury and executioner.

  • PAthena

    President Barack Obama is an ignorant liar. In his Cairo speech – why was he there giving a speech? – he said that Mohammedans had invented the printing press (Johannes Gutenberg?), the compass (the Chinese?), and founded the first university. The first university was founded by Italians in Bologna, in the 12th century, I believe. Mohammedans had nothing to do with the Renaissance nor the Enlightenment.

  • cxt

    One of the most illustrative things about the above quotes–to me is.

    "It is not allowed to kill a muslim"

    Pretty much black letter, direct and specific injunction–AND NOT THE ONLY ONE EITHER–yet suffucent "wiggle room" is found by all sorts of fanatics that enable them to muder their co-religionists with abandon. Check the number of "fellow" muslims killed by the radicials in a given year.

    Despite repeted specifc injunctions NOT to kill "fellow" muslims they do it anyway—on a MASSIVE scale–so if there is no safety in conversion, if theu are going to kill (and possibly eat you ;) ) ANYWAY, then you might as well keep your "libertine" lifestyle, eat all the pork you wish, own a dog, have all sex and alcohol you want.

    Its not like giving any of up is going to save you from the radicals. Because no matter how "strict" a muslim you become some OTHER muslim group is going to justify killing you for "some" reason. Now including cannibalism.

    • kafir4life

      muslims killing muslims…..giggle-snort!

      allahu snakbar!

  • Questions

    Dude, this material for one weird B-movie. Unfortunately, this is a Muslim script. Get set for a real-life horror show.

  • JacksonPearson

    That is good news, because at least they're not eating dogs like Hussein Obama did. /Sarc

  • poetcomic1

    This gives me second thoughts about buying kebabs on the street in New York City.

  • tagalog

    When was the university Al-Azhar founded? If they were going to pave the way for the European Renaissance and the Enlightenment, they would have needed to have been founded before the Roman Catholic Church established the European university system in the 12th Century.

    Wikipedia, for what it's worth, says the Al-Azhar University was founded as a madrassah in the late 10th Century, but didn't begin teaching non-religious subjects until 1961. That's 1961, when John F. Kennedy was President of the United States. The University of Paris was founded in the mid-12th Century and was teaching non-religious subjects from its beginning. In fact it was established to do scholarly investigation into the recently rediscovered "lost" works of the pagan Classical philosopher Aristotle (uncovered in Spain when the Muslims were being driven out).

    The failure of the scholastics, who taught in the universities, to find a workable union between Christian faith and the conclusions of reason was the primary intellectual spur for the Enlightenment. I don't know quite what spurred the Renaissance, but given the plethora of Renaissance religious art, it seems as if Christianity and the Latin Church had something to do with it.

    • Paul Blase

      And the European universities are based on the Greek Academies, which date back to Aristotle.

      • RobertPinkerton

        The Academy was Plato's. Aristotle's school was the Lyceum.

  • UCSPanther

    I think an encounter with a cannibalistic Jihadi would go like this video:

    But replace "Painis" with Mohammed…

  • Mary Sue

    Someone needs to tell those muslims that Humans are "long pig" and should be haram just on that basis ;)

  • Jakareh

    Pork chops, though, never! Not under any circumstance can a Muslim even touch one, not even through a layer of polyethylene.

    • Mary Sue

      Solution: eat pork. If a Muslim can't touch pork through polyethylene, he sure as heck can't touch it if it's inside a person's tummy or fat layer.

  • Marylou

    “License to Kill” meets “V,” and the final missing piece in the devil’s religion has been found. So THAT’S where they’re planning to put all the bodies. I feel sick.

  • Western Canadian

    Not wishing to make light of this article, but when it came up on screen…. the ad for the diet plan with the header of ‘5 foods to never eat’, does make it rather……. hard to continue reading. Please post if the translation is authenticated.

  • pinnie99

    I cannot think of anything more digusting…I know more than I ever wanted to know about Islam.

  • VladTepes

    So Does that mean we can eat Muzlims? I hope they don't taste like Camel Piss

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  • Cherryl Wood Bennett

    hahaha They can kill and eat Apostates!!! That means they can kill and eat the majority of the people sittin in the church houses hahaha Because the majority are of the Apostate Church :D