Oliver Stone to Make Movie About Socialist Dictator Who Returns from the Dead in Bird Form

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At least that’s the movie he would make if current Venezuelan tyrant Nicolas Maduro has anything to say about it. And it’s the movie that Hugo Chavez deserves.

A movie that depicts Chavez’s return in bird form to Maduro, as described by Maduro, using top quality special effects. Also scenes of Chavez appearing on a subway wall and in a pile of cocaine being snorted by Maduro.

A movie that shows the ghost of Chavez launching the ancient Indian curse that Maduro warned would befall those who don’t vote for him. And the climax would pan up from Maduro sleeping in Chavez’s mausoleum while Chavez voters gleefully loot TV sets from electronics stores.

Instead Oliver Stone will probably just paste together some interviews with Hugo Chavez, scenes of him trying to make his own cars and cellphones, with attacks on George W. Bush and nobody will watch it except the same 15 aging hippies who go to all his movies and then leave muttering that he sold out to the banks because he won’t make a movie celebrating Stalin.

“Oliver Stone is preparing a very lovely film about our commander-in-chief Hugo Chávez,” Maduro announced last week in an official state event following the director’s visit to the troubled state.

Venezuelan state TV described the visit as friendly and Stone as an award-winning director with “good relations with Venezuela,” publishing a slideshow and video of the meeting between the director and world leader.

Maduro really is insane if he thinks he’s a world leader. But at least Oliver Stone is the one major country that Maduro’s insane antics have yet to alienate.

Major Venezuelan newspaper El Nacional reports that the nation’s Minister of Communications and Information Delcy Rodríguez confirmed the upcoming film on her Twitter account, and that the government is excited about the project because of Stone’s previously “very affable” depiction of Chávez in the documentary South of the Border

Sure. It let Oliver Stone combine his two favorite hobbies; Communism and cocaine.

  • Guest

    Soldier of Fortune frequently reported that Hugo Chavez was a heavy cocaine user. He supported the FARC terrorist group that funds its’ activities by kidnapping and narcotics. They also rape young women to keep their soldiers happy. The young women also have a problem a high STD rate.

    Hugo Chavez might have gotten cancer at the early age he did if he had done everything right. but being an overweight, slothful drug user did not help.

  • UCSPanther

    This is just as creepy as when the Soviets embalmed Lenin.

  • guest

    Hugo Chaves supported these people. Thus Oliver Stone does.

    FARC Women and Children Guerrillas

    http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/farc-women.htm

    • guest

      Oliver Stone at least turns a blind eye to Hugo Chavez supporting FARC.

      At most Oliver Stone ….

      Would you trust your 13 year old daughter with Oliver Stone?

      “Documents seized in army operations against the rebel group, better known by its Spanish acronym FARC, have detailed forced sexual obligations, abortions and the spread of sexual diseases, El Tiempo reported Monday.

      Testimony by 112 women who had deserted the guerrilla organization alleged they had been sexually abused, with 90 percent saying they were forced to have at least one abortion.

      About half of the women said they were forced to give away their child after giving birth in the jungle.

      Girls ages 13 to 15 are targeted for recruitment by FARC in order to fulfill a quota to maintain the discipline of male soldiers, the report stated.”

      http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/06/13/Female-FARC-fighters-allege-sexual-abuse/UPI-82131307997136/

    • guest

      “Kidnappings carried out by the FARC, to obtain resources with which to finance their activities or to assert their presence and authority in a particular area, can expose women to sexual abuse in captivity, as reflected in the testimony of Rina Bolaño”

      Amnesty International

  • Seek

    Is this a reboot of Jonathan Livingston Seagull?

  • alericKong

    “the same 15 aging hippies who go to all his movies and then leave
    muttering that he sold out to the banks because he won’t make a movie
    celebrating Stalin”

    Otherwise known as the production division of NBC Universal.

  • Chuck Milliken

    I’m disappointed, when I saw Socialist Dictator, I thought the movie, was about Comrade “Nikita” Obama.