Pro-Israel Activists Ask Miley Cyrus to Boycott Israel

Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center, is a New York writer focusing on radical Islam. He is completing a book on the international challenges America faces in the 21st century.


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In a major strategic shift, Pro-Israel activists have responded to the threat of a Miley Cyrus concert with urgent pleas to the singer to boycott Israel.

While urging talentless musicians to boycott Israel, with varying degrees of success, has traditionally been limited to the BDS movement which protests Zionist cosmetics, denounces Israeli dates and leaves angry messages on the Facebook pages ordering singers not to perform Israel. But now pro-Israel groups are also getting involved in BDS.

“Dear Miley,

“Do you know that Israel is not only occupying parts of the Ottoman Empire, but that all of Machane Yehuda is an open-air concentration camp where bewildered people hunt for food, fighting with each other over scraps as mobs jostle each other?

Do you know that Israel is in violation of over 80,000 UN Resolutions, like UN Resolution 75293B Expressing the Concern of the International Community Over the Availability of Lettuce in Gaza, UN Resolution 43280C Mandating that Israel must cooperate with the International Oppressed People’s Cultural Lettuce Covenant Commission and UN Resolution 40233 Expressing the Sentiment that Israel’s efforts to starve the people of Gaza with its lettuce ban must cease?

Did you know that Israel does not allow non-Jews to enter its two holy cities, Mecca and Medina? Did you know that Israel is not only responsible for the Syrian Civil War, but also for Global Warming, the Boer War and the War of 1812?

Do you know that Israel’s constitution explicitly forbids anyone from Belgium from visiting the country? How can you support such Anti-Walloonian racism?

Those of us in the peaceloving community know that the only way to bring change is by being the change we want to bring. And in this spirit of change-bringing, we ask that you respectfully observe the boycott declared by the Hampshire College Marxist Students Collective and stay out of Israel.”

Jewish Voices for Peace, Muffins and a Reverse Boycott of Israel

 

Taken aback by the sudden support, BDS boycotters have reversed course and demanded that Miley Cyrus immediately perform in Israel.

“Every second, Israel drops thousands of tons of bombs on Gaza,” said Saed Ahmadi, of the Campus Coalition for Destroying Israel. “It’s only right that the Zionist devils should suffer a much worse bombing of this kind. We not only insist, but demand, that Miley Cyrus perform as many shows as it will take to destroy Israel. This will be her contribution to Islam.”

  • mulchmonkey

    Did the article just say that Mecca and Medina were holy cities of the jews; and that nonjews are not allow in these cities??? I hope this article is a satire.
    Also if other A-Rabs felt sorry for the Palastenians (sp), would they not have offered their brothers sanctuary elsewhere???

    • CaoMoo

      definately satirical

    • Undezog

      This article is definitely satire and definitely funny. Incidentally, the Jews founded the city of Medina (Yathrib) and Mohammed’s first act in creating his religion was to drive Jews out of their city.

    • The March Hare

      “Did the article just say that Mecca and Medina were holy cities of the jews; and that nonjews are not allow in these cities”

      You picked up on that and didn’t notice the wild statements in the rest of the article? Did you actually read the whole article or only spot that statement and jump right to the comment section? The very next sentence in the same paragraph is “Did you know that Israel is not only responsible for the Syrian Civil War, but also for Global Warming, the Boer War and the War of 1812?” Really??

      Of course it’s satire.

  • Veracious_one

    Jews who do not support Israel aren’t really real Jews at all…they’re either Democrats or closet Muslims…

    • Tray-Jay Martin

      I thought they were “Kikes” ?

    • dennis x

      Just like allan west , walter williams, clarence thomas etc. aren’t really Black.

      • Drakken

        Well eff off to the 3rd world where you belong kafir.

      • mikeh420

        No, those are real Blacks, the rest are !saggiN

  • aizeta

    Miley Cyrus is a clear case of ‘white girl twerking a lot’

  • defcon 4

    Why don’t more “entertainers” (because, really there’s not much entertaining about entertainment these days) do more tours of the islam0fascist world? Why not Miley twerks Mogadishu? Or Lady Gaga does Riyadh? Or Beyonce blasts Islamabad?

  • Biff Henderson

    One night only – Miley Cyrus presents “Wreaking Ball atop the Wailing Wall.” Complimentary dust masks will be available for the uninitiated. Be there to witness a miracle…

  • Softly Bob

    Who cares whether Miley “nice body, shame about the face” Cyrus plays in Israel or not? I don’t.

    • Drakken

      Don’t lie Bob, you would bang that in a half a heartbeat and brag about it. ;)

      • UCSPanther

        Bang that “thing”? The mere thought of doing gutter trash will put me out of commission for months.

        • Drakken

          Yes but you would enjoy it while it lasted. ;) And it wouldn’t be the thought of it.

  • Habbgun

    If you think an appeal to conscience will work with Miley, you haven’t seen her act.

  • Jason

    Funny thing is if Cyrus boycotted Israel, Israel would suddenly become much more popular.

  • Ken Kelso

    I love these humor comments which describe the hypocrisy of the left.

    Did you know that Israel does not allow non-Jews to enter its two holy cities, Mecca and Medina? Did you know that Israel is not only responsible for the Syrian Civil War, but also for Global Warming, the Boer War and the War of 1812?

    Do you know that Israel’s constitution explicitly forbids anyone from Belgium from visiting the country? How can you support such Anti-Walloonian racism?

    Those of us in the peaceloving community know that the only way to bring change is by being the change we want to bring. And in this spirit of change-bringing, we ask that you respectfully observe the boycott declared by the Hampshire College Marxist Students Collective and stay out of Israel.”

    Jewish Voices for Peace, Muffins and a Reverse Boycott of Israel

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  • Bigsix44

    FUnny! and spot on.

  • mikeh420

    No, those are real Blacks, the rest are !saggiN