Santa Claus Stoned in Kuwait


Playing Santa can be surprisingly profitable in the free world where professional Santas can make as much as $175 an hour at malls and shopping centers. But unfortunately in the Muslim world, Santas get paid in rocks thrown at their heads and the reindeer have to be equipped with sacks of chaff to be dropped when targeting by SAMs.

There’s no way of getting around it. Stoning is just popular in the Muslim world. More popular than Santa Claus even when he’s carrying a bag of gifts.

There were dashed expectations on the faces of children on New Year’s Eve. A man dressed as a Santa Claus began distributing gifts to Bedouin children surrounding him in the square, but this dream turned into a nightmare as he was showered with stones and gravel until the police arrived, dispersed the crowd and conveyed him to his home.

The lesson to be learned from this is that while there might be places where being Santa Claus is a good idea, the Muslim world is not one of them.

Unfortunately Obama has yet to learn that lesson and is sending 10 F-16s and 200 Abrams tanks to Muslim Brotherhood run Egypt… all the better for them to intercept and shoot down Santa’s sled with.

  • Spikey1

    To the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause:

    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Right down Bedouin Lane,
    Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
    Pullin' on the reins.
    Bells are ringin', children singin',
    All is merry and bright.
    So hang your stockings and say your prayers,
    'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Right down Bedouin Lane,
    He's got a bag that's filled with toys
    For boys and girls again.
    Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
    Oh what a beautiful sight,
    So jump in bed, and cover your head,
    'Cause stones will be thrown tonight

    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Here comes Santa Claus,
    Right down Bedouin Lane,
    As he comes around the muslims make a sound,
    It's time to "stone the infidel" this night.
    Peace on earth will not come to all,
    They just follow allah's light,
    Allah thanked the muslims from above
    'Cause Santa Claus got stoned tonight…

  • Mary Sue

    Geez what next, stoning the Easter Bunny?

  • Thomas Wells

    Stoneheaded sharia worshipers.

  • PAMELA MCCOLL

    SANTA STOPPED SMOKING IN 2012 IN TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – ONCE AND FOR ALL. IT ISN'T SANTA THAT IS THE PROBLEM IN THE PICTURE IT IS THE PIPE THAT PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GIVEN HIS INFLUENCE AND THAT ONE BILLION PEOPLE ARE ESTIMATED TO BE AT A RISK OF DIEING IN THE CENTURY FROM THE MANMADE TOBACCO/NICOTINE PRODUCTS.

  • rhondajo3

    What would have happened if this Santa Claus had had a gun? Maybe no rocks and stones….