Soda-Obsessed Mayor of Illiterate City to Convene Climate Change Summit in World’s Rape Capital

80 percent of New York City high school students seem to have some trouble reading, but Mayor Bloomberg has no time for them. He’s too busy dealing with serious issues, like soda sizes, gun control in Illinois and the impending destruction of the planet.

A summit of city mayors will convene in February of next year in Johannesburg, to discuss ways to fight global climate change.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who serves as chairman of the C40 Cities Climate Leadership Group, said, “Cities around the world… are taking meaningful actions that have quantifiable outcomes…  we are having a real impact combating the impacts of global climate change.”

Johannesburg is known as the rape capital of the world. 1 in 4 South African men have admitted to raping women and a 17-year-old South African girl recently died after a gang rape, without garnering the same attention as the rape case in India, because everyone expects it there. All this should make the Olympics pretty horrible and suggests that Johannesburg might have better priorities than Al Gore’s quest to block out the sun.

Fortunately Bloomberg is not going to let any of this stop him. And so the mayors of cities struggling with major social problems are going to convene a summit in the world’s rape capital to battle a problem that doesn’t exist, while ignoring all the huge and horrifying problems that do exist.

But that’s the whole point of Global Warming/Climate Change/Doom of Doom. Manufacturing a fake crisis doesn’t just mean big bucks for Green slush funds, like the one Obama Inc. is now trying to set up, it’s also a way for corrupt politicians to ignore real problems while focusing on fake problems that they create and control.


  • Edward Cline

    That Bloomberg is a callous wannabe tyrant is obvious. I read all links provided by Daniel, but none of them mentions the races of the perps or the victims, not a single one. Given the race war being conducted against especially white farmers in S.A., a war encouraged by the African National Congress, I'd be curious to know the proportion of black on white rape crimes. Or is that information repressed, as such information is repressed in Scandinavia, lest the offenders be offended?

  • RebeccaJean

    I know this is serious stuff. But that deaf translator lady standing next to Nanny Bloomberg looks like she's busting a move.

    • figment

      OOOH she's a translater!

  • VLParker

    I agree with you totally, but if you want to call Bloomberg the mayor of Illiterate City you better check the spelling in your headline.

  • VLParker

    Not to mention the spelling in your first paragraph.

  • VLParker

    Make that the second paragraph. :-)

  • JacksonPearson

    I wonder what color Mayor Mike's bloomers are…PINK! The man's a national embarrassment!

  • FPF

    Climate change is a scam so leftists (aka Gore and the like) can profit from ridicules fees for CO2 credit. While weather prediction is still sort of an art, there is no scientific evidence that climate change can be predicted other than based on past pattern. On the other hand, climate change from warm to cold (that's why they don't call it climate warming anymore because of the winter storm across the globe this year) may help to reduce the rape rate in SA. And that's a good thing.

  • Spikey1

    "A summit of city mayors will convene in February of next year in Johannesburg"

    In order to save the planet from fossil fuel travel, the mayors will take a sail boat to Johannesburg. Those mayors from the non-costal parts of the USA have to begin walking or riding a bike to; NYC, Miami or LA right now – this is why the summit it is scheduled for February.

    All these mayors know that any other mode of transportation would be hypocritical.

  • Toni_Pereira

    …and on a related subject, James Delingpole strikes again against the scheme of the century:

  • Mary Sue

    Who knows, maybe Bloomberg will change his mind about guns if he sees people getting SLICED UP in South Africa.

    (I'm not holding my breath).

  • BS77

    I wonder if they have 32 ounce Big Gulps over there in garbage-land…oh, Excuuuuuuuse me, South Africa.

  • AlgerHiss

    It is the ignorant, vulgar NYC voter that is the REAL problem.

    NYC citizens, please grow up and become civilized.

    • Edward Cline

      NYC voters aren't ignorant and vulgar. They can be divided between liberal, latte-sipping, organic-food munching, trust-fund endowed, non-smoking, gun-shy, pro-Palestinian New Age elitists, and everyone else who's dependent on government largesse and hanouts and thinks that cheese-less pizza and Bloomberg are the greatest things since sliced bread.

      • @Burnt_Lard

        Translated into two categories – elite psychopathic beasts of prey and barely cognizant food animals.

  • Hiram Smith

    In answer to the question above, virtually all of the rapes in South Africa are blacks raping white girls. Although the number of rapes is very high as reported, the real number is much higher, since many victims are intimidated from reporting being raped.

    And in other news, Sweden has become the rape capital of Europe, and virtually all the rapes are Muslim on "infidel." Muslim leaders encourage rapes as a way of intimidating non-Muslims and showing the growing political strength of Islam in Scandinavia.

  • Parenthetical Phrase

    Eighty percent of high school students in NYC have trouble reading? Hmmmm…..That could actually be a good thing for "baby boomers" because it means we'll be the only people in the workforce who can read, write, and calculate without a computer. We'll be the only workers who can speak English without using texting shortcuts as actual words.

  • cs lewis

    A corrupt muslim administration in DC encourages, and accepts, theft, lies, sinful behavior and dirty dealing.