Spanish Island Bans Drinking to Replace Europeans with Muslim Tourists

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The message here is goodbye British louts, hello Saudi Islamists. I imagine the mandatory bathing suit in Majorca will soon be a Burka.

The Spanish island of Majorca has implemented a ban on drinking alcohol in public and plans to replace its budget hotels with upmarket luxury resorts in a bid to discourage binge-drinking European holidaymakers and replace them with high spending, wealthy tourists from Dubai.

Majorca’s economy is dependent on the influx of tourists and nearly two million British holidaymakers and 3.4 million German tourists visited the island last year.

Despite this, Alvaro Gijón, deputy mayor of the island’s capital Palma de Majorca, told German tabloid newspaper Bild he wants to eradicate the island’s reputation as a budget, binge-drinking destination and attract more affluent visitors.

“We want people who spend a lot of money, such as more tourists from China and Dubai. St Tropez, Miami and Las Vegas are the places we’re orienting ourselves towards,” Gijón added.

Because the one thing Miami and Las Vegas are known for is being alcohol free. So Majorca is doing the smart thing by alienating its European customers in the hopes of landing those Muslim and Chinese dreamboats. The Chinese are of course also well known haters of drink.

In a bid to entice wealthy Arab visitors, the island’s government has launched a five year development plan to close down many of its budget hotels and replace them with upmarket luxury accommodation.

Good luck with that. It’s not like they have any place to travel to at home that’s gold-spangled, sunny and has no alcohol. Why they’ll have no choice but to go to Majorca… because it has no alcohol.

  • Aj Kareem Jama

    greeny sounds butt hurt

    • phoenixpatriot

      Butthurt is for you muzzies who like gotas and young boys

      • phoenixinfidel

        *goats and young boys

  • crusader657

    Wait till these people start arriving and the island becomes a hotbed for the usual rapes, drug-dealing, wife-beating, religious savagery, honour-killings, paedophilia and animal cruelty. They’ll soon wish they hadn’t invited the barbarians from ‘the religion of peace’ to come.

  • crusader657

    It’s just possible that the Spanish have forgotten about the last time these lunatics overran their country.They had to be forcibly removed because they simply weren’t able to develop past the 7th century barbarian mohammedan ideology so many of them were indoctrinated into, and they haven’t changed a bit.
    Look at every other European country that has allowed muslims in and ask the locals what they think. We are sick to death of them.

    • Infidel UK

      The Evil hatefull cult is the Cancer of the world & only belong in their barbaric mid-East/ N.Atrican lands ! They are not welcome & dont belong in the civilised western world !

  • Carlos SpicyWeener

    Cue “Baywatch… from Hell” theme here.

  • Jackryanvb


    Will they also ban music like the Taliban?

    What a holiday, I guess they’ll have new activities like stoning women who show their faces to death.

    • southwood

      So that’s how they’ll be stoned ! LOL.

  • Can’t Hide The Truth

    Money talks! The Rest Walk!

  • Morningstar

    Spaniards can’t wait to be enslaved by arselifters again.

  • SamKonradCox

    when muslim men start rape spanish girls, what happend then?

  • W.Churchill

    Alvaro Gijón has obviously been on the wacky backy