Syria Claims It’s the Only Thing Stopping a Jewish Takeover of the Planet


Isaiah, the original head of the vast Jewish Conspiracy

Apparently the minute all those Salafist Jews enter Damascus, the rest of the world bows to the vast Israeli armies and agree to make Chanukah a mandatory international holiday.

Only Syria can save the world now. By shooting other Muslims. To stop the Jewish conspiracy. (In the Muslim world the preceding train of thought actually makes sense.)

The official Syrian RTV agency says that Syria is the last obstacle for Jews to finally take over the world. “The pre-war on Syria, and the current war on Syria, is World War III.”

Actually it kinds of looks like two sects of Muslims sniping at each other from broken buildings.

Control of the oil resources is the economic engine of the war prior to the final declaration of victory for Israel over the world

So far Israel’s oil resources consist of a lot of olive trees and some speculative wells. But apparently if Syria falls, Israel will have all the oil in a country that has slightly more oil than oil giants like Colombia, Peru and the Congo Republic

To those who think this is just a conspiracy theory I invite them to read the Torah and the Talmud and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and specifically to read the policies included in the book of Isaiah 16: [sic – it is 17:]

1. The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.
2. The cities of Aroer are forsaken; they shall be for flocks, which shall lie down, and none shall make them afraid.
3. The fortress also shall cease from Ephraim, and the kingdom from Damascus; and the remnant of Aram shall be as the glory of the children of Israel, saith the Lord of hosts.

It kind of seems like the Syrians are taking care of the process of turning Syria into a ruin. Also Muslims sort of accept Isaiah as a prophet.

But now he’s apparently part of the vast Jewish conspiracy setting up a plan to conquer the Arab Republic of Syria thousands of years before it existed.

He doesn’t mention Syria’s oil, but he didn’t want to give the whole plan away.

  • Veracious_one

    actually that’s just a little projection…it’s Islam that has global domination designs….

    • Softly Bob

      Of course it’s projection. But apart from slapping women, abusing children and killing people, projection is the only thing that Muzzloids are good at. Oh, yeah, I forgot… and telling lies! Muslims are brilliant at that too.

    • defcon 4

      It is bizarre that muslimes all too frequently attribute to Jews the exact behaviors they themselves exhibit — in spades.

  • Gee

    If Syria was the only thing stopping us we would have already do it. They couldn’t stop a fly.

    Jews don’t want the world – we want Israel and to be left alone. Anybody that wants to challenge either one of those is welcome to die

    • Softly Bob

      Well there are 15 million Jews in the World and much more than 1,000 million Muslims, yet the Muslims are still convinced that Jews are behind every plot and are taking over the planet.
      Paranoid, or what?

  • DogmaelJones1

    Doubtless Isaiah, when he penned those lines, was keeping secret his knowledge of crude oil, drill bits, pipelines and trains, planes and automobiles. Another facet of that sneaky “Jewish conspiracy.” Maybe he was in cahoots with Nostradamus?

  • defcon 4

    Do the islam0fascists actually believe these ridiculously crude antisemitic lies? It’s hard to imagine anyone being that stupid.
    If the Jews want to take over the world though, I’d vote for it, as long as I’m not forced to eat Gelfite fish.

    • Raymond_in_DC

      No problem. I too don’t much care for gefilte fish, and I’m still a “member” in good standing. My grandparents came from the Middle East (Aleppo, as it happens), and we have a very different food pallet. Lots of good stuff.

      Amazing how some folks obsess about a people making up but 0.2% of the world’s population when they should be more concerned with a troublesome cohort making up about 20%. And yes, many of them are “that stupid”. How else to explain the vultures and eagles captured as suspected “Mossad spies”, the sharks suspected of acting as Zionist agents intent on destroying Egyptian tourism?

      • defcon 4

        I’m glad your family made it out of that islamic hellhole and ahead of the Arab Spring as well. I wonder if Syria was originally Judah (the northern Kingdom)? It’s sad that the ancient Jewish populations of Iran, Syria, Iraq and all of N. Africa are disappearing. It’s sad that most all of the Mid-East and N. Africa are becoming nothing but islamic.

        • Raymond_in_DC

          Actually, they got out long ago. My mother’s family left early in the 20th century, while my father left, I believe, in 1936. His cousin stuck around too long, only making it out in 1977, at which point he joined his sons, who’d smuggled themselves out earlier, then living in Brazil.

          Judah was actually the *southern* kingdom (and included Jerusalem) while Israel was the northern kingdom. In Roman times it was all termed Judea. Syria (part of earlier Assyria) was never part of Israel, though the Golan Heights were definitely part of Israel. There are lots of ancient Jewish sites found in what was then called Bashan.

          Yes, the disappearance of the Jewish communities from the Arab and Islamic world is tragic – not just for the Jews who usually left with nothing, but for the region. These countries gave up a literate, productive community that could have served as a bridge to the West. I was in Iran in 1976 when, under the Shah, both the Jewish and Baha’i communities were prospering. When the Islamic Revolution came in ’79, both communities suffered.

          • defcon 4

            Are the Baha’i, Jewish and Zoroastrian populations of Iran leaving Iran? I’ve heard Israel is practically the de-facto home of the Baha’i faith at this point.
            I’ve met some expatriate Iranian Jews, they indicated islamic persecution was their norm in Iran.

    • Gee

      No we don’t want the world.

      As for fish – it makes me want to hurl just smelling it. I’ll pass – so do most Israelis

  • Punktil243

    Let’s see, Zionist Jews control international finance, media, Western governments, academia. Sorry, Syria, you’re too late.

    • iluvisrael

      You must be a very weak lil girly man if a Jewess like me can control you so easily. ON YOUR KNEES before I whip you!

      • defcon 4

        He would probably enjoy it.

    • UCSPanther

      I love how idiots like you insist on believing a shabby piece of propaganda that was written by a dying monarchy in a last ditch attempt to save itself…

    • defcon 4

      Zionist Jews control Western governments? Huh? Did you learn that in your madrassah? Or your mosque? Or Mein Kampf?

  • Liz

    The depiction of Isaiah is very interesting. He looks like a malnourished, gaunt Santa Claus. What have Jews done now?! Kidnapped and starved Santa! We truly be bad. No doubt the Mossad will abscond with all this years toys produced by the little elves in the north Pole factories, and drop them from high in the sky onto the heads of all the little, starving ‘palestinian” children, crushing their little skulls.

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