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Syria Claims It’s the Only Thing Stopping a Jewish Takeover of the Planet

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On October 3, 2013 @ 6:14 pm In The Point | 19 Comments

Isaiah, the original head of the vast Jewish Conspiracy

Apparently the minute all those Salafist Jews enter Damascus, the rest of the world bows to the vast Israeli armies and agree to make Chanukah a mandatory international holiday.

Only Syria can save the world now. By shooting other Muslims. To stop the Jewish conspiracy. (In the Muslim world the preceding train of thought actually makes sense.)

The official Syrian RTV agency says that Syria is the last obstacle for Jews to finally take over the world. “The pre-war on Syria, and the current war on Syria, is World War III.”

Actually it kinds of looks like two sects of Muslims sniping at each other from broken buildings.

Control of the oil resources is the economic engine of the war prior to the final declaration of victory for Israel over the world

So far Israel’s oil resources consist of a lot of olive trees and some speculative wells. But apparently if Syria falls, Israel will have all the oil in a country that has slightly more oil than oil giants like Colombia, Peru and the Congo Republic

To those who think this is just a conspiracy theory I invite them to read the Torah and the Talmud and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and specifically to read the policies included in the book of Isaiah 16: [sic - it is 17:]

1. The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.
2. The cities of Aroer are forsaken; they shall be for flocks, which shall lie down, and none shall make them afraid.
3. The fortress also shall cease from Ephraim, and the kingdom from Damascus; and the remnant of Aram shall be as the glory of the children of Israel, saith the Lord of hosts.

It kind of seems like the Syrians are taking care of the process of turning Syria into a ruin. Also Muslims sort of accept Isaiah as a prophet.

But now he’s apparently part of the vast Jewish conspiracy setting up a plan to conquer the Arab Republic of Syria thousands of years before it existed.

He doesn’t mention Syria’s oil, but he didn’t want to give the whole plan away.


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