The Sequester is Racist

There are three stages of liberal propaganda that every event must pass through like streams of radiation penetrating earth’s atmosphere.

1. Pre-Event – The Sequester will destroy America, eat all the Twinkies, kill all the ducks, salt the earth and then dance among the ashes

2. Event – The Sequester is Racist

3. Post-Event – Obama’s Sequester vision saved the economy

Since we’re at Stage 2, after armageddon did not happen and before the Democrats start taking credit for the Sequester cuts that they are currently rejecting credit for, there’s only one one-size-fits-all approach that covers the situation.

The Sequester is racist.

Come with me now to the Congressional Black Caucus where it’s always Alabama 1965 and we’re always marching on an endless road to fight the atomic particles of racism present in all forms of matter. Everything is racist. Everyone is racist. Unless you’re a Democrat.

Sequestration will impact everyone, but it will have a particularly harmful effect on communities of color who were hit first and worst by the great recession, and have yet to significantly feel the effects of the recovery,” Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) said Monday.

“Federal budget cuts under sequestration would quickly mean cuts to federal, state and local public-sector jobs, which disproportionately employ women and African-Americans.”

Lee said in 2011, employed blacks made up 20 percent of the federal, state and local public-sector workforce, and that women were 50 percent more likely to work in the public sector.

Should the government disproportionately employ any race or group? Apparently yes.

So any cuts to government spending are now racist. On the other hand, bankrupting the country by spending oodles of money on constantly expanding government is also probably racist. The recession created on the backs of racial preference mortgages that victimized minority homeowners in the long run is also racist.

Now all we have to do is get through the difficult part and then ten years from now, Barbara Lee will be honored for her efforts to achieve racial justice through the sequester.

  • BLJ

    The Democrats are as easy to predict as death and taxes. The 1965 comment is so true. Thank you once again LBJ for the "Great Society".

    • Mary Sue

      "I'll have those n****rs voting Democrat for the next 200 f***ing years" – LBJ.

      As true then as it is today.

  • bob e

    this gooey fog is actually atomic particals of racism..?? sheesh.. i thought it was clouds of gun powder,
    burnt weed & boomin' rap music. i betta' check my chemistry tables again..

  • slider 96

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  • truebearing

    First of all, something that effects women doesn't mean one race of women, no matter how hard the non sequitur nitwits try to make it so.

    If the sequester is racist, then isn't the author of the sequester? That would be Imambama. And yes, he is a bit of a racist.

    If it is racist to cut government hand-outs to minorities, isn't it therefore racist to extract taxes from whites to pay for all of the vote buying entitlements? Is working for a living a crime to be punished by oppressive taxation? Are we to understand that sitting on your ass, whining, is somehow virtuous to the point it should be rewarded in perpetuity?

    Does Barbara Lee have the IQ of a french fry?

  • Gee

    Considering the Democrats were pro-slavery and it was the Republicans that ended it – how the heck did the Democrats become the party of choice?

    • objectivefactsmatter

      "Considering the Democrats were pro-slavery and it was the Republicans that ended it – how the heck did the Democrats become the party of choice?"

      By lying. A lot.

    • LibertarianToo

      See Mary Sue's comment above.

  • cxt

    Odd that the Left now views the sequester as "racist" since a Left Democrat came up with the idea.

    No doubt they will be yelling at the President for coming up with the idea. :)