UK Soldier Converts to Islam, Gets Surgery, Becomes First Transgender Gay Muslim Woman

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I don’t think there’s a more apt metaphor for what the UK is doing to itself with Islam than the story of Mr. Laurens Vallender.

A former trained soldier swapped his Territorial Army beret for a veil and became Britain’s first transgender Muslim woman.

Laurens Vallender now calls himself Lucy and says he is finally ‘true to herself’ after a sex change three years ago. He is now married to a Muslim man he met on an online dating site, but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.

I just bet. Look at that face. Who could possibly suspect Laurens/Lucy is a man?

But finally the UK has its transgender gay Muslim soldier. If it were the US, the Democrats would already be encouraging him to run for President.

He now wears a full veil outside her Swindon home to show the world he is married.

This is the rare case where everyone can unite around a Burka.

Mr. Vallender told his GP he was ‘in the wrong body’ and three years ago had his sex change. He then went back to work as a Ministry of Defence kitchen porter.

In another major life change, he then converted to Islam because it promoted peace last September.

‘I had thought about it for a while but it is such a taboo I thought,’ he said. ‘But I did it because it is a nice religion – so peaceful.

If there were any doubts that this man is completely delusional, they have just been resolved.

His conversion to Islam followed last Autumn and then he married Murad at a small ceremony at his home in London.

“I’ve seen him twice since the wedding. When I do we have sex.”

So it’s a proper gay marriage then.

He has run into trouble with the local mosque in Swindon, Wiltshire, as they would not let him pray with the women.

“They asked me questions about my bra cup size, asked about my Adam’s apple, about my period and asked to see my birth certificate.”

Mr Vallender says he has been victimised by worhippers, who he says have asked himr personal questions and banned him because he is a transexual, and he wants to ‘get justice’ for transgender and Muslim people.

Try Syria. They’re serving up heaps of justice there.

  • grim reeper

    Mr Greenfield keep an eye on your mail box for the law suits. get some diversity training you twat! BTW from this sites own help file….Don’t be a jerk or do anything illegal. Everything is easier that way.

  • Uh

    Uh.

  • catherineinpvb

    Am wondering what part of Islam; he does not ‘get’. Whatever; think he will not have longstanding worries.

  • JK

    okay then.

  • Gothguy

    Good luck with that, pal!

  • Chezwick

    This is identity confusion on multiple levels. Poor b@stard.

    • Bamaguje

      Indeed, he/she seriously needs a shrink.

    • tokoloshiman

      bad endings are in store for this dumb as..

  • DucatiRider

    This actually made my brain hurt….

  • tagalog

    Soon to be followed no doubt by Bradley -oops, Chantay or whatever the name is- Manning.

    • lessthantolerant

      Just more proof homosexuality is a mental disorder.

    • kafir4life

      It’s “Chelsea” in honor of BJ and Cankles Clinton’s spawn.

  • Veracious_one

    He probably won’t have difficulty in getting a Muslim husband…

    • Jakareh

      And that will entitle the Muslim to a residency visa.

  • Maggie Valipsciari

    Oh yeah…and Islam loves gays! NOT. What was dude, i mean her, it, thinking!

    • Sam Samuel

      Most muzzies are secretly gay.

    • wri7913

      If he marries someone from Afghanistan, its a 50-50 chance the married male partner will never know.

      Remembering the story of the Afghanistan town with low birth rates always amuses me and makes me LOL. It was determined by American doctors that the reason the birth rate was so low was due to the males in the town who were so used to pederasty. Good old fashion hetersexual couplings were something of a mystery to these guys. The American doctors had to explain it to them.

      • trangbang68

        1000000 goats can’t be wrong

  • MarilynA

    I would advise him/her to stay out of Muslim countries. I don’t know whether they would stone him/her to death or decapitate him/her. This guy not only had a gender identity problem, he has a death wish.

    • ziggy zoggy

      You have to admit though, he’s ugly enough to be a real Muslim woman.

      • lessthantolerant

        True!

      • tokoloshiman

        at least he can cover up with the full hijab. probably the real reason for full face coverings – to hide really ugly women!
        ha ha sorry, this is sad though

      • Biff Henderson

        I wouldn’t go that far. You’d be surprised what’s really under the Slave Sack.

        • zion buster

          A zionist-eurotrash Yid?

          • Biff Henderson

            Just what is a “zion buster?” What have you accomplished Dandelion of Allah? Another noxious little weed pops up out of Islam’s dung heap.

          • Rasha Trumbo

            Sir even if you disagree with Islam, please have the courtesy to speak of it with respect. You have your own beliefs and please do not disparage ours.

          • Biff Henderson

            As soon as you Mafiahoodians stop butchering the kuffar in the name of Allah you got a deal. Until then, go **** up a rope.

          • tonny

            THANK GOD THAT YOU ARE NOT ENEMY OF GOD, CHRISTIAN HATE MUSLIM BECAUSE MUSLIM ACCEPT ALMIGHTY GOD AS LORD , THEY BELIEVE IN FOLLOW LAW OF GOD .

            CHRISTIAN HATE ALMIGHTY GOD AS LORD, THEY HATE LAW OF GOD . THEY ARE AGENT OF SATAN ON EARTH . SO DONT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM THEIR MOUTH THAN HATRED SPEECH . HOW MANY TIMES TOU SEE MUSLIM INSULT JESUS CHRIST BUT CHRISTIAN WILL BE THE FIRST TO INSULT HOLY PROPHET MUHAMAD.

            Christianity Is A Satanic Religion Establish by Paul To Deceive Peoople From True Religion Of GOD. Dont Let Anybody Mislead You, Jesus Is Not The Funder Of Christianity. (The Word Christian Or Christianity,Jesus Never Heard It Before, He Never Talk It Before). The Real Funder Of Christianity Is Anti christ.

            BIBLE IS A FAKE BOOK

            There are those who will vehemently defend the inerrancy of the Word of God. Christians was deceive that bible is word from God and they completely ignore HOW it was compiled, filtered, put together and named by pagans!
            The Council of Nicea in 325 in Rome DECIDED for christians what books would be included and what would be official church doctrine. Constantine the empror of rome was the ultimate approver or disprover of word of God, not a Spirit led born again believer in Jesus! Most will claim Constantine was a believer, what they don’t tell you is that Constantine didn’t convert until he was on his deathbed! Which means the early church majority did nothing as a pagan compiled and Told US what doctrine was true or false! thats how they change word of God from torah to Bible. while The Torah states that all mitzvot remain binding forever, and anyone coming to change the Torah is immediately identified as a false prophet. (Deut. 13:1-4).There are those who will vehemently defend the inerrancy of the Word of God. Christians was deceive that bible is word from God and they completely ignore HOW it was compiled, filtered, put together and named by pagans!
            The Council of Nicea in 325 in Rome DECIDED for christians what books would be included and what would be official church doctrine. Constantine the empror of rome was the ultimate approver or disprover of word of God, not a Spirit led born again believer in Jesus! Most will claim Constantine was a believer, what they don’t tell you is that Constantine didn’t convert until he was on his deathbed! Which means the early church majority did nothing as a pagan compiled and Told US what doctrine was true or false! thats how they change word of God from torah to Bible. while The Torah states that all mitzvot remain binding forever, and anyone coming to change the Torah is immediately identified as a false prophet. (Deut. 13:1-4).

          • Krystian Sekowski

            People were baptized on their deathbed because there was a common belief that if you died soon after you were purified by baptism, you go straight to heaven. Catholicism existed before the bible was compiled. Just like the Koran, it was first spread and taught by word of mouth and written and put together slowly. You know nothing and should say nothing.

          • George Parker

            Like I said. Religion attracts nutters. Never trust a grown-up who has an imaginary friend. They are most likely psychotic.

          • trangbang68

            Another illiterate moron chimes in.

          • Guest

            Don’t pretend to tell someone how they must speak. When Mohammed starts respecting the hymens of nine year old girls, I’ll show your “faith” a little respect.

      • Jason Lewis

        Yeah. Funnily enough, it looks like Tony Blair’s muzzie sister in law

    • cpashto70

      Neither; they would throw him/her from a mountain.

    • BS77

      Sad case of mental illness on steroids.

      • Yonis Crantz

        True except for the steroids.

    • rickeng3

      I would advise him/her to go…..Rick

    • tricky1963

      very true

  • tokoloshiman

    something tells me this is not going to have a happy ending….

    • laura rubin

      & something tells ME this is b.s. then again….., transgendered muslims are a neglected & persecuted group. this is a job for “southern poverty law center”, & “a.c.l.u”. he needs to get into the USA, which wont be difficult. then he will go to the mosque. if he has trouble, he has those 2 powerful organizations to back him up. it will put them in a bad stop as they dont sue mosques. then he can bring it to higher court, & go on ophrah. its the next big thing, now hes a triple victim. too bad hes not black. if all else fails, he will be welcome in the army. there is a place for everyone.

      • CompassionandBoundaries

        Oy. Too true!

    • lessthantolerant

      If it goes to a Muslim country it will, they will behead it!

      • tokoloshiman

        derogatory to call her an” it”.
        but i agree with the bad outcome – she is doomed to fail.

        • kafir4life

          You’re right about the “it”……You’re incorrect about the “she”, but HE is doomed to fail.

          • tokoloshiman

            sexual orientation is determined by what is in the mind
            not just between the legs.!
            tolerance is required not condemnation.

          • laura rubin

            the mosque was not so tolerant. the story will unfold, its a media OP. trust me, theres a book deal here.

          • ziggy zoggy

            Sexual orientation and s ex are two different things. He is a man. A deeply disturbed freak of a man but still a man.

          • Ned Weatherby

            How much tolerance do ya think “she” will garner from The Religion of Peace in general?

          • tokoloshiman

            I’m talking about rational sane mainly secular people , not islamic freaks or catholic or jewish fundamentalists who still see gays as aberrations.

          • tokoloshiman

            parochial views will not get anyone anywhere. There are people born in the wrong body.

        • lessthantolerant

          It is not a he nor a she, hence it is an IT! These poor mentally disable things need help, let’s get it into a hospital to get it the right therapy.

    • CowboyUp

      His hajj will be interesting, and brief.

      • tokoloshiman

        why did he choose islam? maybe this is case of suicide by islam.
        similar to getting the cops to shoot you.
        but too elaborate for this?

      • SVA87

        As a Muslim woman, who is actually a woman, I would totes date you just for that sense of dry humor of yours.

  • Ika Musume

    Uhhhhh.What?

  • Therapist

    How is this guy not the Prime Minister yet?

    • http://atheismexposed.tripod.com/ True Freethinker

      Give it time…..

  • ysusan

    Too weird to take seriously.

  • jakespoon

    How long before he’s a headless corpse? Not long. Gomorrah never thought of this.

  • Gee

    Islam deserves this thing

  • ziggy zoggy

    So Britain has a gay transgender Muslim woman? Big deal. We already have one in the White House.

    • Fun2BTan

      Are you talking about BO or Michelle?

      • lessthantolerant

        BO is a repository for Reggie Love, while Mooshelle is the madam who works her two little breeders for votes.

  • DogmaelJones1

    “Mr Vallender says he has been victimised by worhippers, who he says have
    asked himr personal questions and banned him because he is a
    transexual, and he wants to ‘get justice’ for transgender and Muslim
    people.” Then he should form a political party, or a club, and take his cause to Syria, or Egypt, or Iran. I’m sure the hearties there will give him a rousing welcome.

  • JacksonPearson

    Laurens Vallender aka Lucy would be Obama’s ideal soldier. /S

    • MontanaTrace

      Lucy could be his daughter. After all, Mr. President is half white.

  • PAthena

    Laurens Vallender is deluded. No one can change their sex, for they cannot change their DNA. Every cell in Vallender’s body has the chromosome for being a man. Any change in his appearance is no more than wearing a costume.

  • Steve

    I think her/his muslim hubby should have lifted her burka before they got married. I guess he was surprised when he 1st noticed something like a metal rod underneath the burka right where the groin is.
    Maybe this LGBT muzzrat should move to Iran or Saudi Arabia and ask one of the imams there what the punishment for that kind of stuff is. He/she will probably experience it 1st hand.

  • Necrophagi

    So very, very peaceful.

  • BCP

    How’s that “nice and peaceful religion” working out for ya?

  • Nowhereman

    Ahahahaha. Here it is. Here is the fall of the West in human form, right there. Feminized men, converted to Islam. A soldier, no less! Oh, what is the world coming to.

  • lessthantolerant

    damn he makes an UGLY woman. But he is just more proof homosexuality is a mental disorder, and he compounds it by joining the cult of death.
    What a weirdo!

    • CowboyUp

      That must be Odin, with the one eye. I read a good Poul Anderson translation of Hrolf Kraki’s Saga a few years back, though many of his sci-fi stories include lessons in Norse culture and mythology so I started learning early.

  • Jakareh

    The compassionate thing to do in a case like this is multiple sessions of electroshock therapy at the maximum voltage.

    • CowboyUp

      “Gimme gimme shock treatment, I wanna wanna shock treatment…”
      I hear it’s making a comeback.
      Joey Ramone taught me to count.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    “He is now married to a Muslim man he met on an online dating site, but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.”

    He wore a full face veil before this? Anyone who sees the picture…

    • CowboyUp

      I see an honor killing in his future, the poor fool.

      • Patricia Taylor

        Yup — absolute dishonor and humiliation to his, I mean, her husband.

  • deathfromabove

    Blasphemy blasphemy they’ve all got it blasphemy

  • iluvisrael

    when this homely thing dies, will it get male, female or ‘transgender’ virgins?

    • ziggy zoggy

      And which bathrooms will they use? He’ll probably end up in a camel pen.

    • trangbang68

      A strap on, a life time subscription to “Hustler” and a few opium suppositories

  • Muslim Comments

    She is now married to a Muslim man, so how does that make her gay? There are many transgender people in Muslims countries, so fail to see MarilynA’s point.

  • CowboyUp

    The odds are long on his surviving hajj. It amazes me that anyone could be that stupid.

  • CowboyUp

    It appears you missed a few diversity sessions yourself, with your hostility to women and their sexual organs. Tsk, tsk…

  • Aizino Smith

    He dies not need a psychiatry. those are the people that allowed this to happen. Psychiatry has gone down a dark, deep rabbit hole.

    Psychiatrists talk about dysphoria. Does anyone think they will have another name and slightly different explanations until they are 180 degrees with this sham called gender dysphoria?

    Between neurologists mapping the mind and studying antagonistic genes, we shall soon see there are a lot of shoddy, no good practitioners of psychiatry.

    Gender dysphoria as currently explained by the APA is a farce.

    What this guy need was a friend. He had none. Thus the train wreck.

    • TimSingleton

      Hellfire, in California they are trying to remove the ‘stigma’ of pedophilia.
      Got news for pedophiles. It matters not if the government says your activities are legal and that children have sexual choices. Some parents WILL go monkeys#!t on you and deprive you of the ability to continue your ‘lifestyle.’

  • Patricia Taylor

    Um, he must not be aware of Sharia law. They Stone Gays because being gay is an abomination to them. I can’t even imagine how much of an abomination being transgender must be to them. I wish him/her much luck in staying ALIVE!

  • Yonis Crantz

    Now THAT’S getting your balls chopped off.

  • kafir4life

    As a lesbian muslim woman hopelessly trapped in a straight Jewish man’s body, I can only imagine what that poor thing is going thru. Going thru airport security is a hoot, as I can only be patted down by another muslima.

  • MontanaTrace

    Who and how was the surgery paid for? Let me guess……………….

  • Aizino Smith

    People comparing themselves to other, the whole social pecking order and thereafter being unhappy is a better explanation than the crap called gender dysphoria made up by the practitioners of the still soft and squishy science of psychology.

    “Why Aren’t All People Beautiful?
    Maybe the genes that make hot males make distinctly un-hot females.”

    http://discovermagazine.com/2007/dec/why-aren2019t-you-beautiful#.UiioF0CXz3Y

  • aelfheld

    The only ‘peace’ Islam promotes is that of the grave.

  • laura rubin

    youre all taking this too seriously, its a PR stunt. just part of the reality TV modern lifestyle.

  • Nara

    Not seeing the issue.

  • Nara

    Also, if she’s transgendered and married to a man (which she is), then she’s not gay as she is in a heterosexual relationship.

  • Yonderthehill

    That gender-confused delusional moron is a definition of a retard.

  • Abe

    Looks like the real Muslims will kick his ass

  • Joan Rogers

    God made him a man, he does not have a womb , nor vagina. No matter what they want to look like, their gender stays the same. They can TRY to appear female, but still and always will be male, or try to Appear male and still and always will be female. God sees your soul still as your own gender. You only change appearances is all.
    and Yes, that is a death wish among the Islams

  • Bobby

    I think people need to get thier facts correct here. The headlines are misleading. I am connected to this Mosque and this woman had her gender changed prior to embracing the islamic faith. Furthermore, she was not discriminated against, infact by her admission to the police she was made welcome and accpted. The problem was she was not happy to show her passport when she wanted a wedding conducted at the Mosque. How is that discriminating?????
    Many Islam and Muslim bashers commenting here….. Islam did not change her gender and nobody forced her to convert! Infact she converted as she felt rejected elsewhere….
    Hope this puts things puts things into perspective.
    Salam/peace

  • Klansman

    What a dumb ass,there gonna torture him bad before they kill him.
    And the muslim he married doesn’t know yet,man there will be blood every where.Filthy sodomite should have moved to Washington D.C. and became a national hero

  • Bobby

    Not surprised that my comment
    Was deleted in 3 mins! Shame on you. I guess it exposed you as to how out of context this story has been taken.

  • TimSingleton

    At least he is not an American.
    I am speechless at the moronic stream of what passes for thought in this thing’s mind.
    Pay for it a ticket to any Islamic country of its choice. As for why he is accepted in British muslim society I have no doubt it is a humorous subject amongst muslims laughing at what British men in government have become and what they have been able to turn some of them into.

  • Kristine Hayes

    Wow what an arse hole the writer of this article is, constantly saying “he”, “his” etc when the writer should be using she, hers etc.
    I fully support Lucyas a transgender woman but what was she thinking converting to Islam.
    And I am disgusted with some of the comments on here, you are no better than the writer of this article.

    • trangbang68

      Hey Kristine, do you go out every Friday night in a clown suit?

  • Gamal

    At least he or she looks better than most Muslim women

    • Freeway1

      What does a typical Muslim woman look like? They are from every race and country.

      • chris2146

        What does a typical Muslim woman look like?

        I don’t know, they are normally forced to wear bin bags from head to toe so no-one actually knows what a typical muslim female is actually meant to look like, my guess they look like inbred fuckers

        • Freeway1

          What about Miss USA 2010?

          • chris2146

            No idea, I try to learn as little about the fucking yanks or whats happening in their country as possible, its because of them that we (the UK) entered an illegal war in Iraq due to the yanks making false claims of WMD just so they could remove saddam.

            Besides you cannot judge a typical muslim women who was born in a western country, for a true typical muslim you have to look at islamic shitholes like afghan, iraq, iran, you will find they are forced to wear bin bags so once again you cannot know what a true muslim women actually looks like.

  • Christian

    HA HA HA HA HA HA.. HA HA HA HA HA HA.. boy will be dead soon enough.. moslems do not allow transgenders PERIOD

  • ObamaYoMoma

    If anyone had any doubts that Leftism is a very severe mental disease, after reading this they shouldn’t anymore!

  • Anto de Chav

    This guy and islam deserve each other.

    • Freeway1

      What does that mean?

      • chris2146

        Marriage made in heaven, satan (Islam) and wife (transexual), perfect match, spot on to the original commenter, I think that is what the original comment is meant to suggest.

  • reese

    ha ha ha ha! Unbelievable. We are living in The Twilight Zone. I can’t believe America or the UK anymore. What the hell is going on? Well I know what’s going on. The Bible foretold it all. This guy is possessed by demonic spirits that make him completely delusional. He will be sodomized with a rusty rod or tree limb and killed by those “peaceful, loving” Islamic Supremacists and you’ll see his picture here: http://www.thereligionofpeace.com and http://www.barenakedislam.com

  • rocio

    SHE and HER , NOT HE OR HIM!!! is that so difficult??? How would you feel if someone refers to you incorrectly???

    • Chris Williams

      Well sorry but he’s a guy. XY chromosomes broski.

  • alissa

    You people are heartless and think of ur own world and lives as a joke and one big party. Hes still a human being. May gods curse be upon those surgeons who perform these ilusion gender changes
    I would treat him like any other being but I would still take him as a man as god created him a man

  • Rasha Trumbo

    I’m sorry, it’s not victimization. He may have had surgery, but he was born male and his genes and hormones are still male. Gender segregation is extremely strict and necessary especially during prayers, and he ought to respect that, especially if he wants to be Muslim. Do the other worshippers not have the right to follow their beliefs and to pray in the way that is best for them? Why should the women be forced to pray with someone they are unsure of?

    • Amanda Hunter

      she get over it.

  • Paul Eddings

    So good of you to share your great and comprehensive knowledge of this subject with us. Your incisive comment is obviously the result of much academic study in the field rather than the ignorant bigotry it might appear to those of us less educated in these issues. Thank you!

  • sarsectank@yahoo.com

    Calls islam peaceful, gets harassed at mosque. LOL!

  • Rob

    Hope she does better at the NFL Scouting Combine than Michael Sam. Maybe the Lions can draft her.

    • trangbang68

      or maybe they can take her to the Detroit Zoo and the lions can eat her.

  • Snoopy

    poor guy, buried in so many delusions. he basically threw his life and mind away.

  • http://www.fuddumedia.com/ kartikreal

    this is called as Hara-kiri in Japanese.

  • George Parker

    Religion attracts nutters.

  • laura r

    you may not recall but i did say say last year that transgenger muslim rights were right around the corner. new cause? will they step foward? will they migrate to the US for obama care? will someone get a spot on MSNBC? newest media yakyak trend?

  • David

    Iran does sex-change operations surprisingly enough.

  • Vrickyi Ebagby

    lmao

  • The Bechtloff

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA