What Do You Get When You Combine Communism and Islam?

Take a pinch of rat poison, add a cup full of toxic waste, mix heartily with a spoon made out of depleted uranium and throw in some acid and you just might get the International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam.

The International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam combines Islam, Communism and Pan-Africanismfor a combination of horrible things in one.

Its goal is a “Pan Islamic homeland which stretches from West Africa to  Indonesia  into one Nation State an Proletarian Islamic  Socialist Superstate and Caliphate. which will be under the leadership of the Pan Islamic Working Class. with an Proletarian Islamic Socialist Government moving towards World Proletarian Islamic Communism.”

In addition to this modest ambition, the red-and-green blender party also looks forward to a  “National Liberation of The New Afrikan Black Nation in the Black Belt South and other areas of The Historical New Afrikan Homeland in North America.”

Apparently this Historical Liberation will involve the frequent use of Capital Letters and the abuse of the letter K.

The party, whose name is much too long to write out, claims to take equal inspiration from the Koran and DasKapitalp45 and from Mohammed, Lenin, Mao and Fidel Castro. With a historical background of influences like that how could they fail to bring peace and happiness to mankind?

The synthesis between Islam and Communism is achieved by branding the most popular pedophile in the Middle East a Socialist.

“Prophet Muhammad Ibn Abdullah of Arabia was one of The greatest  Socialist and Communist revolutionaries of All Time in the space 23 years The Prophet Muhammad was able to established Socialist  Society in Arabia,” the site claims.

You may turn your nose up at the spelling and grammar but once the “IslamoCommunist SocioCaliphate” is finally achieved, everyone will be forced to write this way.

While there is supposedly a Minister Rasheed Muhammad who acts as the Supreme Guide of Proletarian Islam, its web presence seems to consist of a blog which as recently issued congratulations to North Korea on its nuclear test and condolences to Hugo Chavez on his death.

While it’s easy enough to poke fun at the little red Koran, much of the left has already accepted Islamist movements as progressive. When Judith Butler describes Hezbollah as progressive, then Islamocommunism is redundant.

  • Mary Sue

    This doesn't surprise me at all. In fact I had a feeling this sort of strange bedfellow syncretism would occur.

    • http://www.adinakutnicki.com AdinaK

      This should have been the expected result, a fusion of the red/green alliance. In fact, while Islamists seek to destroy the west – with Israel as their immediate target – no one has to wonder why the reds are in bed with the greens. Indeed, it is a pre-eminent theme at my blog – http://adinakutnicki.com/2013/03/13/the-donning-o
      Its essence is featured at the "About" tab too.
      Adina Kutnicki, Israel – http://adinakutnicki.com/about/

  • http://twitter.com/vlhorton @vlhorton

    HAHAHA… "…will involve the frequent use of Capital Letters and the abuse of the letter K…"

  • MotherGoose

    Whose was it who referred to the Communist hand in the Muslim Glove? Maybe it was me.

  • Toni_Pereira

    “Prophet Muhammad Ibn Abdullah of Arabia was one of The greatest Socialist and Communist revolutionaries of All Time in the space 23 years The Prophet Muhammad was able to established Socialist Society in Arabia,”

    Communists and socialists in 8th Century Arabia?Really?? This is even more stupid than that "Jews invented Buddhism" thing!

    • objectivefactsmatter

      "Communists and socialists in 8th Century Arabia?Really??"

      Well lying has been around for longer than that. That is what explains the claims more than anything else.

    • Mary Sue

      that's ok, Arabic culture never invented linear thinking.

      • SCREW SOCIALISM

        They stole it like the Hindu number system.

        • objectivefactsmatter

          "They stole it like the Hindu number system."

          Maybe, but they still don't know what to do with it.

  • Edward Cline

    'm sure that the highly honed intellectuals of The International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam has an explanation for Saudi Arabia, which isn't communist at all. Not to speak of Iran, and Dubai. And, what about The Historical New Afrikan Homeland in North America? Are they going to claim that the Indians were actually secret Muslims, and also black, just a lighter shade? Where would the headquarters of the IPICPP and HNAHNA be? Venice, California?

  • Edward Cline

    Let's try that again: I'm sure that the highly honed intellectuals of The International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam have an explanation for Saudi Arabia, which isn't communist at all. Not to speak of Iran, and Dubai. And, what about The Historical New Afrikan Homeland in North America? Are they going to claim that the Indians were actually secret Muslims, and also black, just a lighter shade? Where would the headquarters of the IPICPP and HNAHNA be? Venice, California?

  • Rifleman

    The Baath party also tried to combine both. In a socialist police state the socialists can and do control religions.

  • Drakken

    What your going to get when islamist and communist come together is a blood path and lots of mass graves.

  • BLJ

    So now we know the recipe for making "Obama".

    Anyone have an antidote?

    • JacksonPearson

      "Anyone have an antidote?"
      Take away his white house EBT card, a balanced budget, w/lots of sunlight.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, maybe someone can encourage Obama to head on out to Africa and take up leadership of this fine new Commie/Islamic organization — he would be such a perfect fit!

  • http://kafircrusaders.wordpress.com/ kafircrusaders

    In the UK we already have a group like that, they are called UAF a mixture of communists and Islamofascists who claim to be anti fascists, tho that is a guise to cover their communist/ islamist agenda and silence free speech and criticism by patriots

    • Toni_Pereira

      Don't forget that political mastermind named George Galloway…

    • PamM

      We do indeed have such a group in Britain. Their chief activity seems to be trying to disrupt their opponents by throwing bricks and bottles at them. They have also been known to throw darts on occasions, and even to violently attack weekend shoppers. The police naturally turn a blind eye to all of this "anti-fascist" activity. If one checks their website among the list of supporters one will find the name David Cameron.

  • JacksonPearson

    From the late 1940s to the late 1980s, when Communism provided the overarching ideological rationale for American globalism, religion figured prominently as a theme of U.S. foreign policy. Communist antipathy toward religion helped invest the Cold War foreign policy consensus with its remarkable durability. That Communists were godless sufficed to place them beyond the pale. For many Americans, the Cold War derived its moral clarity from the conviction that here was a contest pitting the God-fearing against the God-denying. Since we were on God’s side, it appeared axiomatic that God should repay the compliment.

    From time to time during the decades when anti-Communism provided so much of the animating spirit of U.S. policy, Judeo-Christian strategists in Washington (not necessarily believers themselves), drawing on the theologically correct proposition that Christians, Jews, and Muslims all worship the same God, sought to enlist Muslims, sometimes of fundamentalist persuasions, in the cause of opposing the godless. One especially notable example was the Soviet-Afghan War of 1979-1989. To inflict pain on the Soviet occupiers, the United States threw its weight behind the Afghan resistance, styled in Washington as “freedom fighters,” and funneled aid (via the Saudis and the Pakistanis) to the most religiously extreme among them. When this effort resulted in a massive Soviet defeat, the United States celebrated its support for the Afghan Mujahedeen as evidence of strategic genius. It was almost as if God had rendered a verdict.

    Yet not so many years after the Soviets withdrew in defeat, the freedom fighters morphed into the fiercely anti-Western Taliban, providing sanctuary to al-Qaeda as it plotted — successfully — to attack the United States. Clearly, this was a monkey wrench thrown into God’s plan.

    With the launching of the Global War on Terrorism, Islamism succeeded Communism as the body of beliefs that, if left unchecked, threatened to sweep across the globe with dire consequences for freedom. Those who Washington had armed as “freedom fighters” now became America’s most dangerous enemies. So at least members of the national security establishment believed or purported to believe, thereby curtailing any further discussion of whether militarized globalism actually represented the best approach to promoting liberal values globally or even served U.S. interests.

  • Bill Fortune

    A great idea ! They should elect Obama as one of their leaders and we can encourage our Progressives to go and help them. And in about 50 years we can counter their attack (it will take them 50 yrs and many millions to generate enough wealth to start any war) by doing what we should be doing; one big bomb so they can rebuild their nation again; this is the way to "build nations"; from the a hole in the ground – up !

  • EarlyBird

    Boy this one sure got you idiots going! "lslam AND Communist?!" Not that it takes much.

    Hey kids, it gets even worse: not only are they Islamic and Communist, they are gay, atheist, Democrat, environmentalist, Latino, black, Catholic, Arab, drink lattes and live in New York!

    Bomb 'em! Bomb 'em!

    • Patrick

      Thank you, Early bird! I agree with you! These idiots don't even understand the basic fundamentals of Islam and Communism could NEVER mix! It is just something that the Right-wingers can jump all over and then throw out Obama accusations to try and say "I told you so". Idiots should be banned from the world wide web…or at least an IQ test should be given before access.

      • objectivefactsmatter

        "These idiots don't even understand the basic fundamentals of Islam and Communism could NEVER mix!"

        It's not like anyone other than conservatives can be inconsistent, right? Don't look now but that is what we're all laughing about. Who's the idiot then? Now we're laughing at you too.

      • Mary Sue

        obviously you've never heard of the phenomenon of cognitive dissonance.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      "Hey kids, it gets even worse: not only are they Islamic and Communist, they are gay, atheist, Democrat, environmentalist, Latino, black, Catholic, Arab, drink lattes and live in New York! "

      It's noteworthy because the stated ideologies are totally in conflict with each other (not to mention all other ideologies). But don't let that distract you from your rant.

      • Mary Sue

        yeah, neither Birdy nor Patrick understand Cognitive Dissonance.

        • kasandra

          He should. I just used it a couple of days ago on FPM in response to one of his apologia for Obama's policy that brought AQIM into power in Libya. Some people (cough – idiots – cough) just can't learn.

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      Islamist and Commie.

      Hence the Green/Red alliance.

      It's like the Stalin / Hitler pact of 1939.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Stalin_Pact

  • sharpsrifle

    Ah…you get Obama.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      "Ah…you get Obama."

      Who was influenced by the communist Muslims in Indonesia and his father / mentor FMD.

  • Rebas Thgil

    "International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam." Or, IPICPOPI as an acronym.

    Which, as you try to say it, sounds like "I Pick Poppy".

    How ironic.

  • Patrick

    This whole idea is foolish…Communism, from it's true beginnings denied and even, as time played out, banned religion of all sorts. It put it's power into "the people". Muslim/Islamic nations are Theocracies and their whole ideology is centered around their religion. I don't personally believe that this group has a real idea of what it want's to be. This same accusation is constantly thrown at Obama by idiotic, uneducated Right-wingers who don't realize that the two concepts mix as well as oil and water and can never really BOTH be possible.

    • Softly Bob

      Agreed, the two ideologies are incompatible, but nevertheless they are bedfellows. The Communists secretly believe that they can turn their 'oppressed' Muslim brothers into secular Marxists, and the Muslims see the Communists as useful idiots to be converted to Islam or dhimmified as soon as Western civilisation is destroyed. The truth is they are partners of convenience, both with a common goal to eliminate Western freedoms and norms. Their relationship is temporary only.

    • Mary Sue

      Humans can hold two contradictory ideologies at the same time using the phenomenon of Cognitive Dissonance

    • Drakken

      Well your little thesis didn't work so well in Iran did it ? When the ayatollah took over, the first group of folks on his hit list were the communist and the little jihadist sob killed 100's of thousands of anyone not fit for his islamic paradise on earth, so commis will work with anyone to achieve their goals, untill the islamist turn on them before the commis turn on the islamist. The one thing that islam and communism share in common, is the huge stack of dead bodies.

      • objectivefactsmatter

        "The one thing that islam and communism share in common, is the huge stack of dead bodies."

        Each faction thinks they hold the upper hand intellectually. Each thinks the next stack of bodies will contain that of their partner-of-the-moment. It's pretty funny when you ignore all the dead bodies and have a good laugh and the silliness of it all.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      "This whole idea is foolish…'

      That's why we're laughing.

      "This same accusation is constantly thrown at Obama by idiotic, uneducated Right-wingers who don't realize that the two concepts mix as well as oil and water and can never really BOTH be possible."

      0'Bama is a cultural Muslim who doesn't believe in ancient interpretations of sharia. He probably believes that allah is god or that god does not exist at all. It's not clear how serious he is about communism, but his ideology is rooted in communism whether or not he realizes it. It seems impossible for him to deny the connections with Islam or communism. He was raised for several years where communist Muslims did organize and propose to fuse the 2 in government. You might even say that Sukarno did fuse the 2 along with other ideas.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukarno
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_Communist… :

      One thing to consider (after you recognize that people can be inconsistent) is that many professing Muslims might believe in communism and be too scared to openly reject Islam. They would identify themselves as both communist and Muslim.

      Anyway, both ideologies are based on delusion, and people often feel free to invent their own variants.

    • vladtepes2

      The idea is not foolish,
      because Communism IS a religion and Communism banned OTHER religions.
      Communism and Islam are both Satanic religions.

  • vladtepes2

    That is so funny.
    If Daniel is not creating a new language, he is at least greatly expanding the one in which he writes.
    A+ to Mr Greenfield.
    Islam? – Communism ?
    United in hatred of Western Civilization !
    And therein lies the title of many a serious book that could be written about the current state of the world.
    “IslamoCommunist SocioCaliphate” ?
    I think of it as “IslamoCommunist SocioPathic Caliphate”

  • objectivefactsmatter

    "“Prophet Muhammad Ibn Abdullah of Arabia was one of The greatest Socialist and Communist revolutionaries of All Time in the space 23 years The Prophet Muhammad was able to established Socialist Society in Arabia,” the site claims."

    Were Stalin or Lenin known as rapists? If not, what's the connection other than mass murder and delusional lying?

  • OldmanRick

    Combining communism with islam results in the modern day muslim brotherhood jihadist..

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    Q. What Do You Get When You Combine Communism and Islam?

    A. Columbia University

  • Uriel

    the answer is Obama & Obamabots that are pro terrorist islamic states of the middle east

  • kafir4life

    Just to answer the article's title:
    The Obama Administration.

  • Atikva

    "What Do You Get When You Combine Communism and Islam?"

    You get America today, and Amerabia tomorrow.

  • antisharia

    Far from being rivals Islam and the left are natural allies. They both despise capitalism, democracy and Christianity.

    • Cetkin

      Where are they allies? Name one place. As someone noted above, leftist regimes tend to be secular,
      Yet the US rightwingers seem to be natural allies to Islamic radicals.
      Wasn't it the US that pushed for and heavily paid for bringing the Muslim Brotherhood to power in Egypt?
      Wasnt't the US who created and heavily invested in Jihhadinsts that later became Al Kaeda?
      So, reformulate: Islam and the right are natural allies.

      • objectivefactsmatter

        "Where are they allies? Name one place. As someone noted above, leftist regimes tend to be secular…"

        Historically in Indonesia, Egypt and a number of other places. They've been beaten underground and morphed but you can't beat ideology entirely with force alone.

        PS – I already included references above before you demanded the answer to your question.

        If you can read, try again. If you can't read, is there any point in repeating how they can collaborate against common enemies? Simpletons will point out that in the end they each want exclusivity. But they'll happily collaborate with weaker enemies to first destroy those enemies they can't destroy on their own. It's human nature to behave that way in a complex world. You know what I mean, the one we live in here on Earth?

        "Yet the US rightwingers seem to be natural allies to Islamic radicals."

        You can say anything you want. But those of us that read and analyze before we speak will laugh at you over and over again with statements like that. If by "right wing" you mean coercive Christians, then you might have a point. I don't know of any coercive Christians who long for a totalitarian state pure from non-Christians like Muslims and delusional leftists. Conservatives just want everyone to obey the laws, including laws against treason and related laws that are not enforced these days. On the right, you are labeled "right wing" if you raise your voice or use a non-pc-approved word.

        On the left, you're "slightly radical" when you vandalize property and threaten people. On the left, you actually have to be a documented criminal to attract that label. It's not symmetric at all. "Right wing" is only a pejorative to leftists. Facts actually do matter to some of us.

        • SCREW SOCIALISM

          ofm ABAR!

  • Omar

    Here are some statistics for the International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam (IPICPPI): Chairman/President: Bill Ayers, Vice President: Bobby Seale, Secretary: Maumoud Ahmadinejad, Assistant Secretary: Robert Mugabe, Treasurer: Raul Castro. Other important members of the IPICPPI include supporters of Communism, radical Islamism, black supremacy and opponents of Israel, the West and democracy.

  • Naresh Krishnamoorti

    Daniel, I think you had it right in one of your previous essays, that the Left sees Islam merely as a useful tool in destroying what's left of Christian civilization; and that once it is destroyed, the Left believes it can rein Islam in. It's hard to argue that Islamism, which takes the side of Orthodox Russia and the Vatican at the UN in opposition to Left-wing social schemes, is progressive.

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  • Christian

    I coined Communislam at least a year ago, but the, I pick poopy, acronym made me laugh so hard I cried!

  • William Fisher

    This excellent article lays out what is true but no one in the media realm want to proclaim, even Fox News… it’s sort of like the Emperor’s new cloths or the elephant in the room: the obvious won’t be talked about or admitted to because it’s a way for treason to prosper!

  • dbrandell

    I get so upset when I see these things. It’s not even like the 60s. It’s not a social issue. But it’s being used as one. By New Black Panthers, (trying to smuggle in explosives), CAIR and Nation of Islam. Palestinians and hamas. Oh yeah, communists. That used to be treason and vigilantism. To see this really is upsetting. All that fighting we did, for Dr. King so that ‘…no man should be judged by the color of his skin, but by the quality of his character.’ The very people we fought for, or doing the same thing to us, that we fought against.
    Worse than that, they are being used by the islamists, the billionaires and the corrupt politicians. The islamists are telling ‘blacks’ they need to form a nation of ‘blacks’. Talk about trying to divide and attack…

    http://anthro.palomar.edu/adapt/adapt_4.htm