Take a pinch of rat poison, add a cup full of toxic waste, mix heartily with a spoon made out of depleted uranium and throw in some acid and you just might get the International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam.
The International Pan Islamic Communist Party of Proletarian Islam combines Islam, Communism and Pan-Africanismfor a combination of horrible things in one.
Its goal is a “Pan Islamic homeland which stretches from West Africa to Indonesia into one Nation State an Proletarian Islamic Socialist Superstate and Caliphate. which will be under the leadership of the Pan Islamic Working Class. with an Proletarian Islamic Socialist Government moving towards World Proletarian Islamic Communism.”
In addition to this modest ambition, the red-and-green blender party also looks forward to a “National Liberation of The New Afrikan Black Nation in the Black Belt South and other areas of The Historical New Afrikan Homeland in North America.”
Apparently this Historical Liberation will involve the frequent use of Capital Letters and the abuse of the letter K.
The party, whose name is much too long to write out, claims to take equal inspiration from the Koran and DasKapitalp45 and from Mohammed, Lenin, Mao and Fidel Castro. With a historical background of influences like that how could they fail to bring peace and happiness to mankind?
The synthesis between Islam and Communism is achieved by branding the most popular pedophile in the Middle East a Socialist.
“Prophet Muhammad Ibn Abdullah of Arabia was one of The greatest Socialist and Communist revolutionaries of All Time in the space 23 years The Prophet Muhammad was able to established Socialist Society in Arabia,” the site claims.
You may turn your nose up at the spelling and grammar but once the “IslamoCommunist SocioCaliphate” is finally achieved, everyone will be forced to write this way.
While there is supposedly a Minister Rasheed Muhammad who acts as the Supreme Guide of Proletarian Islam, its web presence seems to consist of a blog which as recently issued congratulations to North Korea on its nuclear test and condolences to Hugo Chavez on his death.
While it’s easy enough to poke fun at the little red Koran, much of the left has already accepted Islamist movements as progressive. When Judith Butler describes Hezbollah as progressive, then Islamocommunism is redundant.