“You Are Married to Four Wives, Each of Whom Comes with 70 Virgins and Each Virgin Comes with 70 Servant Girls”

Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center, is a New York writer focusing on radical Islam. He is completing a book on the international challenges America faces in the 21st century.


Your first thought might be of all the kits, cats, sacks and wives on the road to St. Ives. But it also has the air of a surreal version of the Home Shopping Network. “You don’t just get 70 virgins. The virgins get 70 virgins. And then after 70 years, there are 70 more virgins.” Apparently the Islamic whorehouse is nearly infinite.

Following are excerpts from a lecture delivered by Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti, which was posted on the Internet on March 23, 2013.

Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have sex] with the virgins as well as the servant girls. For every woman from this world who enters Paradise, you get 70 black-eyed virgins.

There are four types of women in Paradise. First, there are the women of this world who enter Paradise. Each one comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. The second type of woman in Paradise is the black-eyed virgin. Each comes with 70 servant girls. These servant girls are the third type. Sorry, there are only three types of women in Paradise.

And they’re all there for only one reason… because Mohammed was the original feminist. Bringing “women” into paradise is some sort of human coinage to trade in for more virgins.

If you get married in this world, then [in Paradise], you get your wife from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins with whom you are allowed to have sex, and each of these 70 virgins comes with 70 servant girls.

So how many women do you get? That’s the minimum.

Now, let’s assume that you are married to four wives, each of whom comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, and each virgin comes with 70 servant girls… How many does it come to? Allah help you.

All this can be yours… if only you kill enough Muslims. Forget Sweden. Islam really knows how to treat murderers right.

Your reunion [with your wife] lasts for 70 earthly years. When the 70 years are about to come to an end, another black-eyed virgin calls to you from above: “Oh servant of Allah, don’t we get a piece of you?”

You turn to her, and you see that she is more beautiful than the woman you are with. You ask her: “Who are you?” and she says: “I’m your virgin in Paradise. Allah told you about me, saying: ‘There is more of them with Us’. I am one of the ‘more’.”

You leave that one and move on to the next. Allah help you…

You spend 70 years or so with her, and along comes the third, saying: “Oh servant of Allah, don’t we get a piece of you?” You look at her, and she is even more beautiful than the one you are with.

What happens to your wife after 70 years? Probably nothing good.

You sort of picture Allah in a long robe, muttering to himself, rushing around paradise and scheduling all the new virgins to the latest Jihadi who just got blown up in Syria.

“No, go to the other Mohammed. I promised him extra virgins. He blew himself up trying to place that IED. Now he gets 70 times 70 to the 70th power virgins.”

There is the impoverished spiritual poverty of Islam. A magical pimp in paradise who rewards the gang members who kill for him with magical prostitutes.

It’s a Crips and Bloods religion. It’s exactly the kind of cheap ugly religion that a warlord would come up with.

  • alihusaini

    Dan, you must be seriously bored.Or clueless.Or just plain old talentless if this is what you come up with to write about.Do you really get paid to write this kind of middle school minded stuff? I mean, I already doubted the integrity of FrontPagmag for its so called “information”.But this, come on, really?

    • Biff Henderson

      Another slave of Allah attacking the messenger because he can’t defend the ridiculous antics of those that follow the cult of Mo (Predatory blowhard used half-wits).

      • alihusaini

        Look at you Bill, roaming the halls of FrontPageMag.Did you bored selectively reading your bible?

        • Biff Henderson

          “Bill” “Did you bored”

          The lower case L and the letter F are strikingly similar to the untrained eye. Am I supposed to fill in the blanks, kind of like playing a game of internet hangman to make sense of the second sentence? I like games. Is this a game?

          • alihusaini

            Oh come on Bill, give me a break.I’m out in the sun, on top of a building diagnosing an a/c unit.Excuse me if I miss a letter or a word here and there.

          • Biff Henderson

            Your brain is baked and a noble slave of Allah is a thief of his employer’s time. Are you a good little thief of the kufr, honoring the Sunna?

          • alihusaini

            Actually, not a time thief at all.If you knew anything about a/c and diagnosing a refrigerant problem, you would not say that.Anyhow, it is obvious that you are close-minded and will hate me no matter what I say or do.

          • Biff Henderson

            In actually I have serviced a/c units but that is neither here nor there. A thief is a thief. Mafiahoodian spin, rationalizing away behavior that is abhorrent to the Other. I hate the hate you spew in name of a monster. You are a sadness brought to the world by a slick huckster.

          • virginia dare

            ali, you sure you aren’t just a leftie pretending to be a moe? You have that same whiny/poor me, i’m the only one in the world who suffers…wha, wha, wha, I need my pinky! Yes, you will be hated no matter as long as you hate half the world’s population, that being women. You guys are major ingrates whose mothers must be brain dead to coddle you and pamper you from the earliest years and allow your fathers to trample on mommy…that is truly frkng sad. Tell me, just what are the outstanding things you have done with your life? Have you given life, or been a mere sperm donor? Have you suckled a baby or merely sucked off the system? Have you spent 20 plus years of your life serving a family by doing and caring and providing for them? Have you been the recipient of an abusive man that drags you down while complaining that his highn ass hasn’t been worshipped?

          • defcon 4

            I’m sure you would be cheering your islam0nazi brethren of they were to begin meting out the the proper islam0nazi punishment for those who question the holy wisdom of the Koran.

          • virginia dare

            Hey ac boy…try being in the sun with an all black body bag on…or even less…like a long skirt, a heavy top with long sleeves, and a head wrap not allowing any wind in your hair. Why do you men hate your women so much that you feel they must suffer more than any man who gets to wear short, sleleveless tops and allow the sun and God’s air to push gentle breezes across his skin. Why do you feel that women should be punished for the simple act of breathing. Or have you never questioned the insanity of a cult that deems women are from the devil, when in fact, it is the sadistic mean, especially ones like the turks with their sex slave hovels where they force girls to ‘do’ 20 bestial brainless men..if she ends up pregnant it’s off to the butcher for an abortion and back on the mattress the same day to service more sicko whackjobs even is she’s still bleeding. To hate your own mothers/sisters/aunts/cousins and grandmothers to that degree is simply breathtakingly evil.

          • defcon 4

            Turkey is reportedly the capital of the sex slave trade of Europe/Eurabia.

          • Well Done

            So you’re in HVAC? B. S.

          • alihusaini

            Yes, I am in HVAC.Why is that so hard to believe?

          • Well Done

            because, frankly, you are full of shiite.

          • alihusaini

            Actually, I’m a sunni, but my dad was a Shiite.

          • Drakken

            Say hi to your uncle dad for us will you haji. Besides your cousin/wife isn’t missing you all that much.

          • alihusaini

            I know Drakken, she acts like she hates me since you’ve been comi g around! Ha ha ha!!

          • defcon 4

            You’ll have to pick sides sunna or later.

        • virginia dare

          Alley boy, if you can’t read or write proper English, why do you expect us to interpret your nonsense. If this were a Chinese of Arab or French website you would be expected to have a handle on the language. Until you can do that why don’t you just go and study your Queeran or tend to your goat or sheep…or go and have a lttle wetdream about all those 72 upon 72 upon…virgins who wouldn’t want you to touch them with a ten foot pole. let alone a dirty six inches. Are you sure you are on a roof to do ac work? Or does the ac just refer to A Creep who pretends to work and collects a check for doing jack?

          • alihusaini

            Oh yea, you got me pegged!

          • virginia dare

            You should be taken down a peg or two or three or four…As your arrogance is awesomely asinine and your remarks though brief, are breathtakingly bumbling and bothersome.

    • Richard Johnston

      The author supports his point with evidence unless of course the interpretation offered in the video is inaccurate, if so, please educate us to the correct interpretation. CSN sang “Teach Your Children Well.” Given the young people in the video, this probably is not exactly what they had in mind.I find Frontpagemag to be informative just as I find the lack of convincing refutations similalrly informative.I have a Koran and find much of it frightening, One need only read it to understand why women and non-Muslims are so oppressed in Islamic Republics. But maybe that doesn’t happen either….

      • Biff Henderson

        I am curious as well. What do you happen to know? Give us your take of the head count of tail in the Garden. Here’s your chance at a little da’wa for the Cause of Allah. Spell it out for me, the juicy enticements as you understand them. Flip this soul, pervert to revert. Remember, Allah’s watching and will judge you harshly if you fail to represent the goodies in store for His slaves.

        • Richard Johnston

          Sounds to me as if Allah better not come down to Earth. The feminists will sentence him to sensitivity training. Question: are the virgins we get in heaven 9-years old like Mohammed’s wife Aisha? What example did Mohammed give to us with respect to sex? Did he do the horizontal bop with slaves? I want to be better educated. Lan Astaslem

          • defcon 4

            Mohammed took a Jewish woman as a sex slave after slaughtering her entire family (and all post-adolescent males in her village) — incl. her husband. Supposedly he offered to marry her and she refused, supposedly she later poisoned him.

      • alihusaini

        The 8 grade “author” is using a MEMRI video, MEMRI being well known for its inaccurate and sometimes utterly false translations.That is why sites like this use MEMRI on an unknowing audience. As far as he made his case, I don’t think so as he then goes into his teenage fantasy scenario.

        • Biff Henderson

          Again you attack the veracity of the source and insult the author of this piece. If a correction is in order please provide it or shut your pie hole. Defend your faith. Spit truth or slink.

          • alihusaini

            See Bill, here in the good’ol U.S. of A., I don’t have to shut my pie hole.The “author”needs insulting as he is a moron.

          • Biff Henderson

            Then open your pie hole and defend your faith. Are you adverse to da’wa? Do you feel ill equipped to spread the mercy of Allah? You can’t look anymore foolish than Mo. No matter how hard you try you won’t begin top the ringleader of that circus.

          • defcon 4

            What would happen to Daniel for writing this article in any of your various and sundry islam0fascist misery theme parks? Would it be welcomed as a talking point to discuss/debate the nature of islam w/an informed infidel/kufr? Or would it be head lopping time?

          • iluvisrael

            that’s true – in the US you can be a ranting moron and scream the worst things about the gov’t, president, etc. and you won’t be hanging by a noose or get your head lopped off as you would in just about any islamic cesspool

        • Drakken

          It’s all a Zionist plot I tell you! LOL! Yeah they sure are wrong in the translations aren’t they because you said so. So who am I going to believe muzaloid? You ? Or my lying infidel eyes? Gee what a no brainer there huh haji?

    • Well Done

      Ah, ali, a dolt from Islam sent to prove their daft attitude. Funny, Ali, that you deride the quality of “middle school” education. For one thing, I doubt very much if you know what “middle school” is; for another, “middle school” is considerably more education than most of the inbred fur farmin’ fruitcakes get, who believe this “black eyed virgin” stupidity. How many will you get?

    • DogmaelJones1

      Alihusaini, one of Daniel’s tasks is to reveal the absolute absurdity and psychopathy of Islam. Deal with it.

    • PearlyQ

      Truth hurts sometimes. The article is the only truthful article I have ever read on the subject AND I actually have a university degree in World Religions where they fed me all lies, so I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck here. Bravo, Dan, all conclusions logical.

  • alihusaini

    Just read one post on your blog.Yep, your a f**king idiot.

    • Biff Henderson

      Oh oh, we have a thinking slave. Did you lash out at your keyboard writing this? Are the veins popping out on your forehead? Teeth clenched, squirming in your chair? Poor thing.

      • alihusaini

        No, actually I’m laughing my azz off, ha ha ha!! Nothing idiots like Dan and yourself pizzes me off.It’s so much fun to read your responses and see you all get so wired up.

        • Biff Henderson

          I like throwing the metaphorical ball and watching one of Allah’s dogs chase it down and bring the slobbered mess to my feet so I can toy with him once again. Like I said, I like games.

        • Drakken

          Your obviously not banging your head on the floor hard enough, keep trying Haji!

          • alihusaini

            Your right, I need my heavy metal music!

          • Biff Henderson

            Joking about Mo’s prohibition on music. What gets poured into the ears of Mo’s Mob that listen to music? No iTunes for Allah’s goons.

          • defcon 4

            You funny. Funny like donkey in heat.

    • virginia dare

      Greenfield might be a smart ass, but it sure as hell beats being a DUMB ass like you…alihusanini ….facts are facts…you have a problem with that? You are upset because Danny reveals the sheer stupidity, sadism, and sickness that comes with being in a cult that views women as ‘meat’ as many of your idiot imams refer to women. Let me tell you bozo, I AM NOT freaking pc of meat…I am a godly woman who have cared for a large family, done the best by them, and for any asshat imam to refer to me as a pc of meat, shows me what a MEAT head the moron really is. Take all your imam youtubes on How To Properly Beat Your Wife and shove them into the place where all the heads of the deceivers keep their heads/darkness. For starters what kind of god creates women, and then punished her for breathing, but instead forces her to wear black in the summer or the desert. Sounds like a pretty sadistic god to me. Why does he create her beauty and then tell her to hide WHAT HE CREATED? This makes sense, how? Why does he give her female parts and then tell Islamic adherents to cut off the very parts he gave her to insure pleasure…for after all, the sheer act of pregnancy for nine months followed by giving birth/often horrific pain, why would that idiot god say, ‘okay it’s your fault I created you that way” With that kind of insane thinking is it any wonder why a bunch of arab guys can gang rape a woman and then claim it’s HER fault, when the animals decided to have a go at it….GOd, islam is a braindead cult mindset hell bent on punishing women for having given birth to men…but wait, they are not MEN, they are self serving, 3 yr old thumb sucking narcissitic morons.

    • iluvisrael

      you moslems sure get pissed off when an infidel exposes the truth about your bloodthirsty misogynistic death cult -then you do the shuck and jive with your taqiya – most of those on this site are islamosavvy, and we’re onto you

      • alihusaini

        Blah blah bah!

        • iluvisrael

          great comeback acccchhhhhmed – you must feel so proud

          • alihusaini

            Ha ha ha! Man your good, my middle name is actually acccccchhhhhhmed.I love it!!

          • defcon 4

            NOt as much as you love your camels and goats I hope.

      • alihusaini

        Ooooo, look at you using big Arabic words that you have not a cluse as to its real meaning or purpose.Keep reading Spencer and keep being led like the little follower that you are.

        • iluvisrael

          I’m a college instructor and I’ve read the koran (in English) and I also know all about abbrogation. I even had the stomach to go to a muslim student asssoc. meeting and recorded it and sent my findings to people who could use it. I’m not ‘led’ by anyone. I read things on all sides of the political spectrum and come to my own conclusions.

          • virginia dare

            I wasn’t a college professor but I was a teacher in an all boys high school here in New England…a school of boys 14-18, 95% of whom were Turkish Muslims. All part of the Fetullah Gulen network of 150 schools across the US, not to mention hundreds more around the globe. Of course, americans unknowingly funnel them money too.
            It was there I experienced what these neanderthalish nincompoops are all about. Positively no respect for me as a woman..not to mention getting into my computer on weekends and bringing up porn all the meanwhile their very own mothers had to wear body bags…and then, oh yes, the chronic problem with stealing…bringing in tools to the school on weekends and taking off door handles… the refusal to ever allow me to even talk/teach in class as they jabbered away..the refusal to even work at doing homework…but managing to get into my computer and change their sorry ass grades for doing jack. Now we are already aware of the thousands of years of incest in the arab world that prevents clear thinking, but I didn’t think that the turks had this problem. But they do have a hugh problem with thinking that every last one of them is god’s gift to mankind. So evident in the sheer arrogance and getting right into your face and acting like virtual morons. Most funny however is the removal of shoes which obviously is paramount to the removal of arrogance, lying, stealing, porn and drugs which were found 24/7 in their dorms by the buildings manager who had to fix and do repairs. So much for the religion of peace..more like these guys were always looking for a piece…suggesting that I, a woman who looks 20 years younger than she is, was always being asked by these recalcitrants to bring in photos of myself in a bathing suit..of finding a six foot 200 lb kid behind me feigning sex with me as other boys grinned that I didn’t know what was going on,,,Oh what wretched little snots they were..and sadly a good share of them came from the wealthiest homes in Istanbulshit.

        • defcon 4

          Hasan CHOP!

        • defcon 4

          Your mom should have a 132 trimester abortion.

  • Bill James

    You Muslims need to shut down Internet sites which broad cast such facts about Islam.

    • alihusaini

      You wouldn’t know a fact if it was banging your wife.

      • Richard Johnston

        Please educate us. What is the fate of a Muslim who converts to Christianity in an Islamic Republic? Does he just get punished by being rewarded with fewer virgins in heaven? Or does he get to have sex with the same number of women, just not virgins? Is the Koran sent to me by CAIR inaccurate as well? This infidel wants to know.

      • Drakken

        Well I did bang you wife, so sue me Hajji! So please don’t kill her for actually having the termity and gall of sleeping with an infidel. ;)

        • alihusaini

          Man, you dirty dawg!!!! I was wondering why she’s been so happy lately!

          • defcon 4

            Irony? Or…?

  • Well Done

    Question: What is “black eyed”? I won’t expect an answer.

    I’ll do some math, though: 4 * 70 * 70 = 19600 women.
    Per man. Must be a LOT of women. Egad.

    • alihusaini

      Well, just to let you how misinformed you all are about the subject and everything else you “think” you know about Islam.The whole “black eyed” thing is so false.The Arabic term is “hoor al ‘ayn” and in no way, shape or form refers to black eyed.But since you all are soooooooooo smart, you don’t need me to give you definition. Just keep reading what you all are reading and keep that good info flowing.

      • Well Done

        No, ali, I asked what “black eyed” meant. And we can look back at least as far as the halcyon days of Hamas suicide bombings to see examples of their cranky old holy men assuring young people they would go straight to allah and be surrounded by virgins. You know, the very idea that you think anyone reading a post from you believes word one, is proof of how stupid you are!

        • alihusaini

          Whatever, believe what you want to believe. I pretty much just like f**king with you guys.

          • Biff Henderson

            “…believe what you want to believe.”

            So the mercy of Allah is just one big joke to you. We finally agree on something.

          • defcon 4

            What a brave muhadeen, what a brave SoA!

          • iluvisrael

            Sure you do – it’s well known that there’s plenty of physical intimacy between males in the muslim world, especially since women are 3rd class and have about as much value as the family goat

          • PearlyQ

            Conjugally speaking, I think Mohammad would disagree and state that the goat has more value.

      • Biff Henderson

        Are we talking about albino nymphs with pink eyes like a rose? Spit the truth, don’t be a tease, all about the goodies, so we fall to our knees..

      • Daniel Greenfield

        ”Mu’adh bin. Jabal reported that Allah’s Messenger said, ‘A woman does not annoy her husband but his spouse from amongst the houris (maidens with wide eyes, intensely white and deeply black irises) will say: Do not annoy him, may Allah ruin you.” He is with you as a passing guest. Very soon, he will part with you and come to us.’”

        “Houri literally means the woman of white color and beautiful black eyes.”

        http://www.scribd.com/doc/76888889/Sunan-Ibn-Majah-Volume-3-English

        • alihusaini

          Nope, it means white eyed.

          • Biff Henderson

            I have heard Muslim clerics speak with authority of black, pink, and now from the peanut gallery white-eyed houris. Your daddy was a Shiite head and you’ve moved to the Sunni side of the street. Kinda blows that Mo’s Mob cannot agree on error all to hell now doesn’t it?

          • Daniel Greenfield

            Tell it to Allah’s Messenger. Or Ibn Majah.

          • PearlyQ

            Rofl!

      • Softly Bob

        I’m tired of Muslim dimwits trying to tell me what Islam is meant to be all about. I’m tired of them telling me that it is a religion of peace or that infidels like me have misunderstood it.

        Don’t tell me, I’m a nobody.
        Tell Abu Hamza that Islam is peaceful. Tell Anjem Choudary that Islam is a nice friendly religion. In fact, tell the Boston Marathon bomber. Tell Major Hassan, the Fort Hood bomber. Tell the entire Iranian government. Tell all the leading Saudi hate clerics: after all what do they know? They’ve only been studying the Koran for twenty or thirty years and their nation has only been practising, living and breathing the religion for the last fourteen hundred years or so!
        If Obama bin Laden was still alive you’ve could have corrected him and told him that the Islam that he was practising was wrong. In fact you should tell al-Qaeda that they have seriously misunderstood Islam. Tell Hezbollah too, and Hamas, and al-Shabaab. Tell the Muslim Brotherhood that Islam is a tolerant, human and loving religion that respects all human beings. Tell Boko Haram, tell Mahmout Ahmedinejad, tell Muqtada al-Sadr.
        Just don’t tell us. We don’t need to know. We’re not the ones who are committing terrorist attacks!
        Tell all the Muslim experts, the Imams and the Sheikhs. Tell them that they don’t understand Islam. I’m sure that they will respect your advice. After all, they are only mere Islamic scholars… so what do they know?

        • PearlyQ

          STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!

        • Gladys007

          Tell Hitler Christians are peaceful. As an outsider I can clearly say religion doesn’t equal whether you are a good or bad person. and ninety nine percent of Muslims ARE peaceful, but many people refuse to actually care about or publish the GOOD Muslims do.

          • Paul of Alexandria

            Pardon? Hitler persecuted Christians, just as he persecuted Jews.

      • Mary

        Well ali I was reading a translation of your Koran and the virgin part translated to
        ..they shall have no orifices for these issues…

        Think hard about it now. They will stay virgins for a long time after you arrive. LMAO

        • PearlyQ

          ROFL!!! ROFL!!! ROFL!! Good one! I am laughing so hard, I am getting pink eyes!

      • Paul of Alexandria

        Well, what does it mean? Please enlighten us.

    • defcon 4

      The funny thing is Muhammad said that hell is mostly populated by women. But it would seem to me there would be more women than men in heaven?

    • Softly Bob

      Black-eyed is what they are when the Muslim coward has smacked them a couple of times.

  • Stendec

    Hey, all them nubile, young things eager to please me?? Hubba hubba, I mean, man, I am onboard with that….where do I submlit a resume?

  • ObamaYoMoma

    It’s a Crips and Bloods religion. It’s exactly the kind of cheap ugly religion that a warlord would come up with.

    Maybe so, except for the fact that Islam isn’t a religion, but a very totalitarian cult instead, as blasphemy and apostasy are punished via the penalty of death. Not to mention that faith-based religions also don’t make jihad, which is holy fighting in the cause of Allah for the establishment/expansion of Islam, a holy fundamental obligation incumbent upon all Muslims in one form or another. Not to mention as well, that I can’t think of a single religion with the sole fundamental purpose of subjugating all religions and all infidels into Islamic totalitarianism through both violent and non-violent jihad and the eventual imposition of Sharia.

  • Gloria Stewart

    Daniel has again written an excellent piece. By the way, alcohol is permissible in Muslim Paradise as it will have no unpleasant side effects. The fun never stops!
    Does anyone notice something strange about the Muslim Paradise? I am sure that the vast vast majority of Western men look forward to being united with loved ones who have preceded them in death. The sensuous Paradise Islam promises is more like the wish fulfillment of 15 year old boys. It starts to explain the deformed cultures Islam produces.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Muslim paradise is Islam without the restrictions

      • Gloria Stewart

        Even without restrictions, Islam has nothing to offer that could be used as the foundation of a decent civilization. All the average Muslim has to look forward to is an after life that is better than the one he has now.

  • DogmaelJones1

    This guy is a racist. What’s wrong with blue-eyed virgins? Or green-eyed, or brown-eyed ones? What a scam! Alihusaini, one of Daniel’s tasks is to reveal the absolute absurdity and psychopathy of Islam. Deal with it.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      On the other hand their skin is apparently the color of bone marrow

  • iluvisrael

    The closest I ever came to being raped was by a young pakistani man – in Barcelona (many pakistanis go there to find work or at least they did when I visited Spain several years ago) I was by myself having a soda at a corner cafe and this guy got up as I was leaving and insisted on walking me home. I told him politely that I didn’t want that but he followed me and grabbed me once we were about two blocks from the cafe. I started screaming and flailing my arms and he finally let me go. My ‘crime’? being an immodestly dressed young female infidel by herself.

  • antioli

    so all in all how many women would be telling you to take the garbage out?

    • PearlyQ

      lol!

  • Marylou

    Muhammad Ali Shanqiti, huh? And he knows this . . . HOW?

  • ohyehbelievit

    It’s hard to make up %%^& this FN stupid!

  • Robert17

    The last time I checked, the muslims teach Jesus is a prophet of Allah. What did he say?

    23 That same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to him with a question. 24 “Teacher,” they said, “Moses told us that if a man dies without having children, his brother must marry the widow and raise up offspring for him. 25 Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother. 26 The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh.27 Finally, the woman died. 28 Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?”

    29 Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. 30 At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. 31 But about the resurrection of the dead—have you not read what God said to you, 32 ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’[b]? He is not the God of the dead but of the living.”

    33 When the crowds heard this, they were astonished at his teaching.

  • Abdul Assik

    Sharia us the answer. All must bow to Allah! The Koran says so! You cannot beat us. All wil be happy under sharia. Onec the wars are over all will be well in dar al islam. Mohammed (pbuh) was the last Prophet (pbuh), you must now grow up and accept the west’s time is over. Now cover your women, rejcet your childish laws and submit to peace of the Beneficu=ient One.

  • Jakareh

    I’d convert to Islam, but I really like girls with blue eyes.

  • Douglas J. Bender

    Huh. I thought this was an Arabic math problem for students. But I wonder where they are going to get such an over-abundance of girls, let alone BEAUTIFUL girls. Maybe in Paradise lots of women get “extreme” makeovers; and gender-confused men get “extreme extreme” makeovers.

  • Deerknocker

    Where do you think all those 70 year old former virgins go? That’s right. To the converts to Christianity.

  • alihusaini

    Sounds like your typical boarding school or high school.

    • Biff Henderson

      The Musloid masochist is back for another b*tch$lapping. session. Isn’t being a slave of Allah debasing enough to meet your needs? How can we be of service?

    • Biff Henderson

      The masochistic dandelion of Allah perks his head up from his crack in the gutter. Isn’t being a slave of Allah debasing enough to meet your needs? How can I be of service?

  • alihusaini

    Godly woman? Sure sounds like it!

  • alihusaini

    The only b*tch slapping will be when I”m smacking your wife’s aZZ when I”m doing her.

    • Biff Henderson

      Reality check. It’s one thing for a gullible Musloid to seriously entertain the preposterous depictions of Paradise in Allah’s Islamgasm in the clouds. It’s another to project your sexual fantasies into the real world. That a tragic little troll would voluntarily open himself up to ridicule by giving voice to it with a deluded display of bluster is a sad thing to witness. I can give you no comfort but maybe your hand can. I recommend going the full ablution route afterwards…then tear into the Allah twerk like your life depended on it. Up, down, bob, weave, slam your head till you bleed at the knees.

  • alihusaini

    I love posting here to get all you wanna-be genocide participants all fired up!!Yippppeeeeeee!!!You see,a lot of the stuff that is written here in the articles and the posts from those who just love to hate sounds very familiar to the rabidly anti-Jewish garbage put out by Der Stuermer before and during the Shoah.I love to giggle and laugh at morons who claim to hate what in their hearts love,to destroy a whole group of people.Kudos!!

    • Biff Henderson

      The little scrunt bloats some space with fluff. The Other’s information network in response to the Koran’s Lovefest is unwarranted? Giggle away. I would expect nothing less from someone with the mentality of a tweenager at a pajama party. Pillow fight!!

  • PearlyQ

    What man in his right mind wouldn’t be attracted to a pink-eyed woman?? I was wondering why my Muslim colleagues at work were making the moves on me when I had one pink eye once (aka conjunctivitis). Doctor gave me antibiotics and it cleared up in a week. I guess Louis Pasteur was not a Muslim, so they probably do not have antibiotics in Paradise, hence, the pink eyes.