15 Muslim Terrorists Killed by Own Bombs in March

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Beware the IEDs of March. Maybe the moonshine is flowing a little more freely now that spring is here, but Muslim terrorists are practicing poor workplace safety skills and scoring a record number of own goals.

The death toll for March is up to 15 Muslim terrorists dead and 10 wounded (not counting their own family members) in unintentional suicide bombings. (Though some of them were planning to eventually suicide bomb.)

Three Al Qaeda operatives accidentally blew themselves up while outfitting a car with explosives. A member of a Sinai based jihadist movement who led a deadly attack in Israel in 2011 died last week when a car accident he was involved in exploded a bomb that he was carrying.

An intending car bomber in Somalia, thought to be part of the al-Qaida-linked al-Shabab jihadist organization, accidentally detonated his explosives prematurely. Four Palestinians were killed on Tuesday in a house explosion in the northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Hanoun.

The Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades division of Hamas mourned the untimely death in Rafah (Gaza) of one of its “field commanders”, Ibrahim al-Ghoul, and injuries to nine others as a result of a mishap during a training session on building bombs.

Aalim Deen Mehsud, a local commander of the Pakistani Taliban, blew himself up trying to cut open a mortar shell. In the Southern province of Helmand, four militants were killed and one was wounded when a roadside bomb they were attempting to plant along a main roadway went off prematurely.

So many explosions. And March isn’t even over yet.

  • wileyvet

    March Madness continues. Countdown to the Final Four. Ra Ra, Sis Boom Bah!

  • Michael Copeland

    Interviewer:” How often do bombers blow themselves up?”
    Detective: “Not often enough”

  • RobinGOOD63

    Probably smoking a hookah while working, too.

  • Joaquin Veyron

    Good news :-)

  • W.C. Taqiyya

    Tinkering with explosives is a skill not monopolized by the jihadist. So, they may wish to work out a proper chain of custody regime in future if they wish to avoid such unfortunate ‘accidents’. And humping artillery shells over those mountain passes all the way from reliable Pakistani stockpiles is so much fun. War is heck.

    • tellmenolies2012

      They wanted to test it first.

  • T800

    so what’s the problem? I hope they keep up the “good work”,and blow up more of their own.
    I -STILL- don’t know why Israel hasn’t settled Gaza for good,with a couple of MOABs. Their massive overpressure is great for deep tunnels and bunkers,where all these rockets,explosives and munitions are stored,along with where the senior leadership hides during operations.

    • Michelle

      Ask Obama and Kerry

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    Happy Eternal Nakba to the Bomb Makers.

  • indigo1898

    I love this, when these guys blow themselves up! Too funny for words!

    • tellmenolies2012

      I guess their mother never told them not to play with explosives.

  • tellmenolies2012

    how many Iranians/Iraqis does it take to set off a bomb? Answer: 15..1 to put it on and 14 to test it to make sure it will go off.

  • Hydrophobiaphobe
    • Tony N Rexanna Tomlin

      Wonder if they still got them virgins???

  • mtnhikerdude

    Finally some good news !

  • mtnhikerdude

    Obama blames Israel for deaths of 15 suicide bombers .Threatens sanctions against Israeli Leaders. Buys Abbas a new Mercedes.

  • ObamaYoMoma

    15 Muslim Terrorists Killed by Own Bombs in March

    Actually, they are jihadists, as waging jihad (holy war) in the cause of Allah to ultimately make Islam supreme, is a fundamental holy obligation incumbent upon all Muslims in one form or another. Indeed, they are not terrorists acting in response to American capitalist imperialism as the Left believes, and they are also not terrorists acting in response to America’s interventionist foreign policies as Ron/Rand Paul kooks and our own CIA believes. Instead, they are jihadists (holy warriors/mujahideen) waging a preemptive jihad (holy war) against all infidels in the cause of Allah to ultimately make Islam supreme throughout the world per the dictates of Islam.

    • Marisol Sullivan

      Well put!

  • Princess Of-Oz

    all in all a productive month I’d say ;)

  • truebearing

    Long live March! May it last forever, but get warmer.

  • Don Briscoe

    Muslim fireworks ha ha ha

  • Tatiana Covington

    Who needs genocide when inferior slime kills itself?

  • No RNC

    Oh no these poor jihadis will forgo the vast pleasures of OCare & free College education….once again the White Man wins!

  • OSAMA OBAMA

    Guess “their god” has had enough cowardly, skunkassed pigerry!

  • ac287149

    ides of March